TheKuzzy.win/Happenings

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November 15, 2026 UTC

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2025

April 2025

4/1/2025 - The Sharty's Kolyma April fools event starts, and ending sometime on the 4th, which created the springboard of The Kuzzy.

4/4/2025 - The Kuzzy gets created by a user who claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although, Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. During this time, it was revealed that The Kuzzy's servers that is hosting the site was the same as a former Shemmy Manager and someone who attempted to take the ownership of Sharty from Froot but failed, Scar. The owner would claim there was 2 developers, but he locked the site every time he slept, meaning it wasn't true and a LARP.

4/5/2025 - NuKuz made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.

4/6/2025 - The site got 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a massive start by imageboard standards. During this time, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself" as his goals for the site. He would launch a logo contest for Kuzzyboils.

4/10/2025 - The infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made. Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).. On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11)..

4/11/2025 - The site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.

4/13/2025 - A thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

4/14/2025 - TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created, but only ever uploaded two videos.

4/23/2025 - There were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere. At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.

2026

August 2026

8/3/2026 - Thekuzzy.win returns in its fourth iteration.

8/5/2026 - 1000th get, kuzzyboils hop on a cytube and discuss which love between the same genders is the most pure, Quote shuts down the sharty the irc was spammed with kuzzy links, thekuzzy raids a sharty bunker and shuts it down because it was on free hosting, kuzzyboils combine their brainpower and spend 4 hours solving jigsaw puzzles.

8/7/2026 - Nunukuz and "Nu-Mustard" crash out over pedoposting on /soy/ because of the owner of SECApedia censoring the URL of The Kuzzy on his site before being talked down by the userbase.