Maya

This page is a gem.

OH MY FAUCI SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! ❤️ This page features a very pretty woman ❤️

Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

Life:

oh my sisa...

Early Life:

Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).

Current day:

Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

Why maya is prettiest:

Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, vanta white skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and an adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won. I love her so much i just can't stop thinking about her. i love maya with all of my heart she is my everything my star my perfect silence.

Presence on the 1.0-3.0 Kuzzy:

Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 GETs on kuzzy (1.0) /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet. Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that. Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa.

The banner in question:

Presence on the current day Kuzzy:

Maya continues to stay relevant, and popular on the Kuzzy, getting many GETs such as: 4444, 5555, 9000 and counting. On September 1st Maya sweeps the GET on /soy/ becoming the 10.000th post of the nuKuzzys /soy/ board. Most of the userbase reacted positively to the news and celebrated. Maya continues to be discussed throughout the site occasionally sparking intelligent conversations. It is unknown how big the Maya community on the kuzzy currently is, but a rough estimate calculated by KolymaGPT is suspected to be at least just as many if not a few more as back then.

Fun facts:

1. Maya’s favorite color is red
2. Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes
3. Maya likes to play sims
4. Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)
5. Maya is the gemmiest of gems
6. Maya WABAG, Maya won
7. she doesnt wear pants
8. and loves me a lot
9. and doesn't love men
10. ev&doe the mayaposter is a man and i'm confused now
11. also there is currently an edit war between the maya poster and coswork regarding this fun facts section

<- me with my sisa queen maya