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'''Anton Maximov''', who went by the online aliases, "'''yuka'''", and '''"Max"''', was the former director of the [[NSS]].
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{{Infobox person|name=Anton Maximov|other names=yuka, levi or chood|organisation=[[KolymaNET]]|occupation=Director of the [[NSS]]|image=[[File:Max.jpeg]]}}
{{Infobox person|name=Anton Maximov|other names=yuka|organisation=KolymaNET|occupation=Director of the [[NSS]]|image=[[File:Max.jpeg]]}}
'''Anton Maximov''', or '''yuka''', claimed legal name '''Levi [[Joshua Ryne Goldberg|Goldberg]]'''<ref name=":0">{{Deadlink|https://web.archive.org/web/20230722170808/https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf}} (Dead Link/No Archive)</ref> was the "director" of the [[NSS]] (a division of his so-called company the "[[KolymaNET|Kolyma Network]]"), the manager of [[kuz]] and also the owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he had posted under the handle <span style=color:red>'''Max''' ## Admin</span>, <s>he is [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot.</s>
<s>He is universally hated by 'teens</s> because he sold the sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where Sootists, Kuzists, Dollists and [[Frenschan|off]][[Discord|-site]] [[Jakparty.soy|faggots]] all agree about, which could have resulted in The coal that is killing /soy/ if the wrong person had won. He also enabled [[porn]] ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of [[DOLL]] showing the [[kike]]'s ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
It was possible that he was a [[kuz]] alter-ego, but the truth is not clear.
His philosophy of managing the site would later on evolve into cultural maxism, which is the secret sentiment of the [[Thekuz.win|nuuru]] administration.
== Early Life ==
[[File:Fafd0191-55fd-481b-8923-0787a9c06de8.jpg|thumb|oldfag meme modified to make fun of max's incompetence]]
[[File:Max looks like this.jpg|thumb|alt=max is a nigger|photograph of max in the act of killing the 'arty]]
[[Jews|He’s a Jew.]] that's Kuz
<s>Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-80.0-80.1</ref></s> <- (nevermind, that was all a LARP) Once 'teens started digging up the TRhiH about kuz, he coincidentally got AIDS; and his so-called friend Maximov (who is the same person as him) made him dissolve his [[Kolyma|"company"]] and sign off 50% of his ownings<ref>https://gyo.tc/2026-0713-0635-28/https://t.me:443/kuztracker/41 ([https://archive.ph/Yj2CM Archived])</ref> to "cover his debt and medical bills". This apparently was not enough for Carter, who, a few weeks later, forced [[Doll]] to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.<ref>https://archive.ph/uLbHt</ref> This, however, was '''still''' not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.<ref name=":0" />
== Chood ==
After Doll's closure of the site, it suddenly and unexpectedly returned on August 20, 2023 under a seemingly new administrator. At the time, his identity was anonymous, and by his own admission refused to namefag. Despite this, a common nickname used at the time was "Chood". This left 'teens to speculate, with some theorizing him to be [[Soot]], [[Kuz]], or Doll under a new pseudonym. Some religious parts of the Sharty believed him to be none other than Admin Ϫ, come to restore the Sharty to its former glory. His first act as admin after bringing the Sharty back up was to unban everyone who was banned during the [[Soypocalypse|Soypocalypse,]] wipe the catalog, and slaughter [[Baby bot]] in one fell swoop.
He would later implement a temporary measure against CP by disabling image upload and replacing every recent image with A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak with his mouth closed. Shortly after, his reign ended when he shut down the Sharty after four hours. This would mark his last public appearance.
Soon after, the Sharty returned under Froot and the reign of the Soyumvirate. A curious 'teen asked [[Doll]] in his QnA about Chood's identity, where Doll revealed that he was none other than Dr. E, acting anonymously.<ref>https://archive.is/KAcFe#116856</ref> The truth of the matter, [[though]], is that Chood was Max.
=== Cult of Chood ===
'''Cult of Chood''' An esoteric cult had risen around Max as Chood, centered on threads of appreciation that point out what a “gigachad badass” he was in his few hours of adminhood. These threads are, like the ‘zelligposters of old, necrobumped to no end, as part of a coordinated propaganda campaign for soyteens coming across him for the first time (as he is still rather obscure) to gain a favorable view of Chood.
Opponents are [[Schizophrenia|considered to be]] “Red” or [[Red|“Pollyanna”]]. There are rumors that the Soy Cabal are planning an assassination of Chood because of this, although this is unconfirmed. Froot purged Choodists on sight as he thought.{{CitationNeeded|He just did, okay?}}
{{quote|>Gloink, what a badass. He deserves that blunt.}}
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.<ref>https://archive.ph/o9jxt</ref>
[[File:Max's bill.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted}}|200x200px]]
=== The Receipt Verbatim ===
* $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
* $5.00 - Processing fee
* $10.00 - [[Selfish Little Fuck|Unsightly website fee]]
* $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
* $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
* $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
* $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
* $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
* $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
* $45.00 - Risk fee for [[‘P|dangerous]]/[[TND|hateful]] website
* $50.00 - Transfer fee
* $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
* <s>$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement</s>
=== Fees for the Contract<ref name=":0" /> ===
* $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
* $0.75 - Paper fee
* $1.00 - Reviewal fee
* $1.00 - Faxing fee
* $2.00 - ACH fee cost
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
== Crimes ==
* Selling the sharty which [[Doll]] already owned after [[kuz]] left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
* Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
* Putting absolutely nigger ads on every page
* Being a hook-nosed jew
* Lying about kuz and taking everything he had<ref>https://archive.ph/7f9a7#selection-587.0-404.6</ref>
* Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
* Stood by while CP and the [[Baby bot]] ravaged /soy/
* Extortion
* Usury
* Tax Evasion
* White genocide
* <s>Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefem</s> not yet but it'll probably happen
* Hating [[Soyteen|'teens]]
* <s>Giving [[Kuz]] AIDS by disguising as a prostitute</s> LARPy LARP
* [[File:The Sharty is over.png|thumb|the worst ideas anyone have ever thought up ]] More [[Judaism]]
* Indirectly leading to the [[Soypocalypse|First Death of the Sharty]]
* Being the #1 moustache twirling villain responsible for the [[Soypocalypse]]
== Depictions ==
At first, numerous variant:unknowns and generic [[Jews|jewish]] edits of popular variants were used to portray Max.<gallery>
File:Untitled80 20230720155615.png|ugly variant:unknown used to portray max
File:Natejew.png|[[Maxjak|the first popular depiction used on this article to portray max]]
File:Somekike.png
</gallery>Later on, Max was represented with an angry peach-skinned gapejak with red eyes and often a jewish nose, dressed in a red suit.<gallery>
File:Gapejak max.png|A popular depiction
File:Gapejak max admin.png|Kikey kike
File:Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse.webp|"Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse" by Chudavaggio. Max in the bottom left.
</gallery>Nowadays, the standard depiction of Max on the wiki is a variation of kuzjak with grey skin, a jewish kippah, orange glasses and a tracksuit with the [[Kolyma Network]] shield. Despite this, the older gapejak is still used. <gallery>
File:AntonMaximov.png|NuMax
File:SoypocalypseBand.jpeg|{{Quote|>WE ARE THE 'SHARTY-KILLING TRANNIES AND THIS IS OUR COVER OF "DISCORD" BY EUROBEAT BRONY!}}
</gallery>
=== Alternative identities ===
''Main articles: [[kuz]] and [[Dr E]]''
According to the NEW FRQQTIST QRDER, Max and [[Dr E|Dr E/Chood]] are the same person; however it has not yet been fact-checked by Snopes. They also originally claimed that Max is [[kuz]]'s alter ego, but later retracted their statement.
== Sharty splinter ==
''[[Max's Sharty]]''
On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.
Anton Maximov, or yuka, claimed legal name Levi Goldberg[1] was the "director" of the NSS (a division of his so-called company the "Kolyma Network"), the manager of kuz and also the owner of the Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust. On the Sharty, he had posted under the handle Max ## Admin, he is Admin_6, the prophecised Anti Soot.
He is universally hated by 'teens because he sold the sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where Sootists, Kuzists, Dollists and off-sitefaggots all agree about, which could have resulted in The coal that is killing /soy/ if the wrong person had won. He also enabled porn ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of DOLL showing the kike's ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.
It was possible that he was a kuz alter-ego, but the truth is not clear.
His philosophy of managing the site would later on evolve into cultural maxism, which is the secret sentiment of the nuuru administration.
Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.[2] <- (nevermind, that was all a LARP) Once 'teens started digging up the TRhiH about kuz, he coincidentally got AIDS; and his so-called friend Maximov (who is the same person as him) made him dissolve his "company" and sign off 50% of his ownings[3] to "cover his debt and medical bills". This apparently was not enough for Carter, who, a few weeks later, forced Doll to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.[4] This, however, was still not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.[1]
After Doll's closure of the site, it suddenly and unexpectedly returned on August 20, 2023 under a seemingly new administrator. At the time, his identity was anonymous, and by his own admission refused to namefag. Despite this, a common nickname used at the time was "Chood". This left 'teens to speculate, with some theorizing him to be Soot, Kuz, or Doll under a new pseudonym. Some religious parts of the Sharty believed him to be none other than Admin Ϫ, come to restore the Sharty to its former glory. His first act as admin after bringing the Sharty back up was to unban everyone who was banned during the Soypocalypse, wipe the catalog, and slaughter Baby bot in one fell swoop.
He would later implement a temporary measure against CP by disabling image upload and replacing every recent image with A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak with his mouth closed. Shortly after, his reign ended when he shut down the Sharty after four hours. This would mark his last public appearance.
Soon after, the Sharty returned under Froot and the reign of the Soyumvirate. A curious 'teen asked Doll in his QnA about Chood's identity, where Doll revealed that he was none other than Dr. E, acting anonymously.[5] The truth of the matter, though, is that Chood was Max.
Cult of Chood An esoteric cult had risen around Max as Chood, centered on threads of appreciation that point out what a “gigachad badass” he was in his few hours of adminhood. These threads are, like the ‘zelligposters of old, necrobumped to no end, as part of a coordinated propaganda campaign for soyteens coming across him for the first time (as he is still rather obscure) to gain a favorable view of Chood.
Opponents are considered to be “Red” or “Pollyanna”. There are rumors that the Soy Cabal are planning an assassination of Chood because of this, although this is unconfirmed. Froot purged Choodists on sight as he thought.[He just did, okay?]
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was on top of the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
Later on, Max was represented with an angry peach-skinned gapejak with red eyes and often a jewish nose, dressed in a red suit.
A popular depiction
Kikey kike
"Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse" by Chudavaggio. Max in the bottom left.
Nowadays, the standard depiction of Max on the wiki is a variation of kuzjak with grey skin, a jewish kippah, orange glasses and a tracksuit with the Kolyma Network shield. Despite this, the older gapejak is still used.
NuMax
>WE ARE THE 'SHARTY-KILLING TRANNIES AND THIS IS OUR COVER OF "DISCORD" BY EUROBEAT BRONY!
According to the NEW FRQQTIST QRDER, Max and Dr E/Chood are the same person; however it has not yet been fact-checked by Snopes. They also originally claimed that Max is kuz's alter ego, but later retracted their statement.
On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.
HOLY SHIT GUYS
HAIYYAHHGHHH *fights babybot coal*
ugly variant:unknown used to portray max
A popular depiction
Kikey kike
"Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse" by Chudavaggio. Max in the bottom left.
NuMax
>WE ARE THE 'SHARTY-KILLING TRANNIES AND THIS IS OUR COVER OF "DISCORD" BY EUROBEAT BRONY!
