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{{Infobox conflict
| image = destroyed coalie.png
| image_size = 200px
| caption = The greatest extent of the splinter coalie before it got reverted by jannies seconds later
| date = 02/05/26{{Note|The kuzzy started their attacks on the 1st of april}} - 17/05/26
| place = pixelplanet.fun
| coordinates = -859,-599
| result = Quotecord Pseudo-Victory (Coalie reverted by pixelplanet jannies)
| combatant1 = '''Splinter Truce''' 
[[File:Kolymaflag.png|frameless|20px]] [[Kuzzy]]

[[File:Swinny_favicon.png|frameless|20px]] [[swedishwin.com]]

:[[File:Imnuts.png|20px]] <s>[[thatsnuts.online]]</s> {{Note|Did not participate directly, site link was added to the Swinny's template. Now painted over by the [[gigacha.de|Gigachaddy]]'s template.}}

[[File:Chinny_favicon.png|frameless|20px]] [[Chinny]]

[[File:IntyLogo.png|frameless|20px]] [[intculture.party]]{{Note|The Inty joined during the second attack on the 12th of may at around 2pm UTC+0}}

[[File:Gigachad.png|frameless|20px]] [[gigacha.de]]{{Note|The Gigachaddy joined during the second attack on the 16th of may at around 1:30pm UTC+0}}
| combatant2 = {{PinkGlow|Quotecord}}

:[[File:Sfavicon.png|frameless|20px]] [[soyjak.party]]
| commander1 = [[File:Angry_janny_gapejak.gif|frameless|25px]] A few [[Janny|jannies]]
| commander2 = [[File:Quote bbc slut.png|frameless|20px]][[Quote]] [[File:Tranny leaking.gif|frameless|20px]] [[MagicalW]]
| units1 = 8~15 Chinnypedos{{Note|Total manpower, Average manpower was about 2~6}} 8~12 Swinnycucks{{Note|Total manpower, Average manpower was about ~4}} 4~6 Kuzzybraps{{Note|Total manpower, Average manpower was about 2~3}} 2~3 Intyteens 2~3 Gigachaddies
| units2 = [[File:angry bot.png|frameless|20px]] 227 Bots [[File:Htsm.png|frameless|20px]] A few shartyfails
| strength1 =
| strength2 =
| strength3 =
| casualties1 = {{Shaketext|[[File:feral angry.png|frameless|30px]] '''THE ENTIRE FUCKING COALIE'''}}

Dozens of hours of many people's time
| casualties2 = [[File:hanging robot.png|frameless|20px]] 227 Bots

$7000

MagicalW doxed and his gooning time wasted on spamming pixels

[[Retard|Multiple bans after posting screenshots containing splinter links]]
}}
'''splinterplanet.fun''' was a series of raids on the sharty's coalie on pixelplanet.fun 
It started on the 2nd of may 2026, when the [[Swinny]] and [[Chinny]] decided to join the [[Kuzzy]]'s existing efforts on colonising the coalie. 
Right after the Chinny finished their part of the coalie, it was cut short by [[MagicalW]], a [[Tranny|sharty janny]] who cried to the pixelplanet mods until it got reverted to a 2023 version of the sharty's coalie, though some theorize it was [[Quote]] himself bribing the jannies with up to 7000 dollars.
== Conflict ==
==== Kuzzyist Preamble ====
Around a month before the main attacks started, the kuzzy began silently working on their part of the mural on April 1st, 2026<ref>[[:File:kuzzy thread.PNG]]</ref> 
Any [[soyteens]] that noticed it during this were swiftly banned for mentioning splinters, meaning that there was zero interference from the shartysphere.
=== First Offensive ===
The first attack started during early [[America|amerimutt]] hours on May 2nd, and was initiated by the swinny.<ref>https://swedishwin.com/arch/res/17412.html</ref> They were met with practically no resistance. 
A few hours later the Chinny joined{{CitationNeeded|Thread lost to time}}, and quickly a truce was made between the 3 splinters to not attack each others paintings.{{Note|Named the "C-S-K" by few, but didnt fully catch on and become obsolete when the gigachaddy and inty joined in.}} 
As this was before the non-pedophillic splinter unban, threads made by soyteens on the sharty would get deleted instantly (even those that had their links censored).

Progress was swell until suddenly, on the 3rd of may at 2am UTC+0, a large image of a Quote gigachad began being drawn by bots on top of the Swinny's part of the coalie. Right as the chinnycucks started laughing, their part started getting botted aswell, this time with an AI depiction of a chinny user.
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File:quote bot.PNG|The first brap.
File:quote bot 2.PNG|The second brap, about 20 minutes later.
</gallery>
Dozens of splinter users went to complain to the pixelplanet jannies about obvious botting. 
Obviously it took the jannies a niggerillion years to do anything, but eventually they locked the pixels and reverted the coalie to a version 2 hours before the botting, making chinnycucks lose all of their progress. This made them so angry that a few of them went on the pixelplanet 'cord and started posting DNB's in a thread that would amass over 300 reppeys.{{CitationNeeded}}

==== Interwar Period ====
During this era, nothing significant happened, other than a few developments in everyone's coalies, and a small swinny attack dedicated to working on a small sliver of the coalie which somehow wasnt under pixel protection<ref>https://swedishwin.com/arch/res/18915.html</ref>, because the jannies are cross-eyed retards. 
It was carried out on the 8th of may, and failed due to 2 obsessed shartybraps o algo that stayed up until 4am to revert everything. They were able to work on it due to the non-pedophillic splinter unban which happened 1 day before.

For some unknown reason, the tranny jannies thought it'd be a good idea to keep the pixel protection enabled for a full fucking week, until the 10th of may, 6pm UTC+0.

=== Second Offensive ===
The second offensive started on the 10th of may at 6pm UTC+0, where SwinnyBVLLs would be quick to start finishing their main part of the coalie. Chinnycucks on the other hand, started a few hours later due to being demotivated by getting all of their progress brapped by the nigger joons. A few days later they would pick up the pace.{{Note|[[:File:chinny pixelplanet thread.PNG]]}}

During this time, the first signs of visible sharty counter-attacks were visible, with multiple threads reaching <s>hundreds</s> 10~30 replies each and dying almost instantly because shartycucks are horrendously lazy faggots. I'm not lying geg. 
{{Main|MagicalW}}
In reality, the counter-attack was led by a singular person using multiple proxies which were quickly banned, then unbanned somehow. This user later turned out to be a Sharty janny, by the name of "MagicalW", when a swinnycux attempted to report his proxy spam in the pixelplanet discord server and stumbled upon a forum thread with his and some chinnybraps clitty leaks.<ref>https://swedishwin.com/arch/res/20245.html</ref> 
Although the thread OP did not specify any action to be taken, a swinnyGOD {{Keyedtext|'oxxed him in the same thread within about 30 minutes}}
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File:magicalw 1.png|His trooncord profile
File:magicalw 2.png|His jewtube account, which is surprisingly active for a literal-who of this caliber.
</gallery>

Somewhere around this time, the Inty joined in and started progress on their own part of the coalie<ref>[[:File:inty pixelplanet thread.png]] https://intculture.party/int/res/15140.html - <s>Remove this later when it gets slid</s> Replace with a link to an archive</ref>. They would lose motivation pretty quickly causing their work to get easily wiped by a clankpedo the next day. Additionally, swinnycluckinbells would make a third (and final) pixelplanet thread due to the second one getting derailed by splinter shitflinging or something<ref>https://swedishwin.com/arch/res/19598.html</ref>

A few days later on the 16th of may, the Gigachaddy would also join in{{CitationNeeded|I couldnt find the thread}}, though due to their unfortunate start date they would not be able to get decent progress before it all ended. 
On the 17th of may at around 3pm, just after the chinny had finished their part of the coalie, pixels were locked, and the coalie was reverted to a 2023 version. Many users were banned for "tanager" or something.

== Aftermath ==
Once everyone had (rightfully) leaked their clitties to niggerhell and back about all of their months of progress being reverted in a matter of seconds, users began digging until one chinnybrappa reached out to the pixelplanet head janny and found out that it is possible that Quote bribed the jannies with 0.1~0.2 BTC (around 7000 dollars) to revert the coalie. 
When you consider the fact that both MagicalW and Quote are british, it could be possible that MagicalW is (although unlikely) Quote, meaning that the expensive bribe may have made sense.
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File:Chinny thread.PNG
File:quote pixelplanet 1.png
File:quote pixelplanet 2.png
</gallery>
After this the overall result began being discussed, with some users calling it a win as it got A janny (who may have been Quote himself) doxxed, aswell as 7000 of Quote's dollars wasted on some snca pixel website, though most pointed out that the original goal of colonising the coalie had failed, therefore making it a loss. 
Some started a small effort to create a operation which would help sharty soyim find out about the whole situation, but at this point everyone was highly demotivated after their loss, so nothing came of it.

== Restoration Effort ==
[[File:restoration.PNG|thumb|200px|Small restoration effort.]]
Due to how lazy-eyed the retarded niggerjoons are, a small part of the coalie was left unlocked (just like the first time), meaning that a small restoration effort was possible after the dust had settled on the 9th of July. Though due to the entire goddamn rest of it still being locked (probably until the end of time), it isnt unreasonable to consider it futile, especially with how quite literally no one joined the site from the pixelplanet raid the first time anyway. It ain't 2023 anymore for people to care.
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