List of GETs

2026-09-09T02:58:14Z

~2026-65: get

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You know what a GET is most likely, but basically it's le funny special number, for example a very round number like 10, 100, 1000 etc or it is the same number repeating without any other such as 11, 111, 1111, 22, 222, 2222 and so on.

== Kuzzy 1.0 ==
=== /soy/ ===
'''>>10 -''' was some goku normgroid meximutt meme or something <ref>https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10.html#10</ref>

'''>>20000 -''' was a maya WIN.<ref>https://archive.ph/RsfjJ</ref>

'''>>30000 -''' is ANOTHER maya WIN.<ref>https://archive.ph/9fJ7I</ref>

'''>>33333 -''' was some snca bullshit o algo.

== NuKuzzy ==
=== /soy/ ===
'''>>1000 -''' "Kys nigger"<ref>https://archive.is/mJxS7</ref>

'''>>2000 -''' "nuh uh more rules = more pph this will save our site"<ref>https://archive.is/AqCPL</ref>

'''>>3000 -''' "{{Quote|>0ppd on the shemmy bunker >no updates on the telegram
holy shit just shut it down}}"<ref>https://archive.ph/jIhbz</ref>

'''>>4444 -''' "free GETs over at [[thekuzzy.win]]" first mayawin on NuKuzzy. <ref>https://archive.ph/kqETp</ref>

'''>>5555 -''' "it's GET time" second mayawin on NuKuzzy. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-2150-14/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/thread/5555.html</ref>

'''>>6666 -''' "i'd make the get something more meaningful and important but this is a satanic get (;´Д`)" the OP has "free r$.mp4" attached, a video made by some dude promoting the sharty during kuz era claiming you could get free [[Coswork16|robux]] for simply asking (which was real back then btw) <ref>https://archive.ph/NkJCq</ref>

'''>>7000 -''' tldr [[Kuz|goarmy ad]] <ref>https://archive.ph/iM6Cb</ref>

'''>>8000 -''' "gems are hard to found" esl win <ref>https://archive.ph/XjBUt</ref>

'''>>9000 -''' "who doesn't like GETs at thekuzzy.win?" mayawin as per usual of course <ref>https://archive.ph/WpwYI</ref>

'''>>10000 -''' "bush once said GET and everyone was shocked" mayawin on kuzzy, this isn't even surprising anymore <ref>https://archive.ph/5Aioj</ref>

'''>>11111 -''' another mayawin in the bag <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/kaNx4</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YcxbV</ref>

=== /tech/ ===
'''>>100 -''' first mayawin on /tech/ <ref>https://archive.ph/5294e</ref>

=== /q/ ===
'''>>333 -''' first mayawin on /q/ <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/u67as</ref>

'''>>444 -''' another mayawin on /q/ <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wHjwp</ref>

=== /incel/ ===
'''>>555 -''' "her GET" mayawin after mayawin <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cm7Wx</ref>

'''>>1000 -''' "there you go" mayawin once again <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Pk713</ref>

== SootParty ==
=== /soy/ ===
'''>>100 -''' first mayawin on SootParty /soy/ <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dyzYC</ref>

'''>>222 -''' "we love gets at sootparty" another mayawin for SootParty <ref>https://archive.ph/ZF9zn</ref>

'''>>300 -''' "GET for her" mayawins anywhere i look <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8iu0a</ref>

'''>>300 -''' due to the failed migration of the site maya got that GET twice, truly a mayawin. Check both sources <ref>https://archive.ph/Gl2bT</ref>

=== /b/ ===
'''>>111 -''' "she gets all the GETS she wants" just another mayawin on sootparty <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WVumz</ref>

== Reference ==

Maya

2026-09-09T02:57:05Z

~2026-65: stop forcing your shit meme. this is not azumanga coswork.

{{Gem}}
{{OMGSISA}}

Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

== Life: ==
[[File:Maya Wabag.png|thumb|oh my sisa...]]
=== Early Life: ===
Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).

=== Current day: ===
Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

== Why maya is prettiest: ==
Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, vanta white skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and an adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won. I love her so much i just can't stop thinking about her. i love maya with all of my heart she is my everything my star my perfect silence.

== Presence on the 1.0-3.0 Kuzzy: ==
Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 [[List of GETs|GETs]] on kuzzy (1.0) /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.
Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that.
Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa.

[[File:Zellig kuzzy banner.png|thumb|The banner in question:]]

== Presence on the current day Kuzzy: ==
Maya continues to stay relevant, and popular on the Kuzzy, getting many [[List of GETs|GETs]] such as: 4444, 5555, 9000 and counting. On September 1st Maya sweeps the GET on /soy/ becoming the 10.000th post of the nuKuzzys /soy/ board. Most of the userbase reacted positively to the news and celebrated. Maya continues to be discussed throughout the site occasionally sparking intelligent conversations. It is unknown how big the Maya community on the kuzzy currently is, but a rough estimate calculated by [[Kolyma|KolymaGPT]] is suspected to be at least just as many if not a few more as back then.

== Fun facts: ==

# Maya’s favorite color is red
# Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes
# Maya likes to play sims
# Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)
# Maya is the gemmiest of gems
# Maya WABAG, Maya won
# she doesnt wear pants
# and loves me a lot
[[File:MayaWithMayaGOD2.png|left|204x204px]]

<- me with my sisa queen maya

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