Soyjakkers.net

2026-08-25T03:14:59Z

~2026-21: Created page with "Soyjakkers.net also known as 'net was a splinter made by Nukuz right after the Kuzzy's shutdown. == History == It was unclear why the site was created, with it being so comfy, that posts from 1 month ago were still in the board. The users of the site mocked Scar, saying that his splinters fail and that the Kuzzy was comfy. It stayed up until November, before dying."

Soyjakkers.net also known as 'net was a splinter made by Nukuz right after the Kuzzy's shutdown.
== History ==
It was unclear why the site was created, with it being so comfy, that posts from 1 month ago were still in the board. The users of the site mocked Scar, saying that his splinters fail and that the Kuzzy was comfy. It stayed up until November, before dying.

TheKuzzy.win/Happenings

2026-08-23T06:03:57Z

~2026-21:

{{Happenings}}

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== 2025 ==

=== April 2025 ===
'''4/1/2025 -''' The Sharty's Kolyma April fools event starts, and ending sometime on the 4th, which created the springboard of The Kuzzy.

'''4/4/2025 -''' The Kuzzy gets created by a user who claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although, Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. During this time, it was revealed that The Kuzzy's servers that is hosting the site was the same as a former Shemmy Manager and someone who attempted to take the ownership of Sharty from Froot but failed, Scar. The owner would claim there was 2 developers, but he locked the site every time he slept, meaning it wasn't true and a LARP.

'''4/5/2025 -''' NuKuz made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

'''4/6/2025 -''' The site got 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. During this time, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself" as his goals for the site. He would launch a logo contest for Kuzzyboils.

'''4/10/2025 -''' The infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>. On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>.

'''4/11/2025 -''' The site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

'''4/13/2025 -''' A thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

'''4/14/2025 -''' TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

'''4/20/2025 -''' Devloper adds a niggerweed theme for 4/20

'''4/23/2025 -''' There were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.

'''4/24/2025 -''' Nukuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (NuKolyma was gonna offer webhosting).

'''4/25/2025 -''' Nukuz changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network.

'''4/26/2025 -''' the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

'''4/30/2025 -''' An incoming revival of Kolyma News Navigator called The Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email.
=== May 2025 ===
'''5/5/2025 -''' The entire site was locked for a day, with NuKuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. We are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "has the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref>

'''5/7/2025 to 5/13/2025 -''' Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, The Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel.

'''5/18/2025 -''' After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between NuKuz and Quote imo), the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref>

'''5/20/2025 -''' Sometime at 20th, a /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board was made in Shemmy but it was shut down without any explanation on the 24th, but maybe because of it's PPH, which was higher than /qa/ and was embarrassing for The Shemmy leading to The Shemmy Administration shutting down, which after, they moved to /qa/ and got along with Shemmycucks, which, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Latas shit being emblematic of this and Layas's suicide caused by the removal of /kgs/, It begun the [[Operatsiya REVENGE Layas]] where people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and Feralteen o algo. Someone would also edit Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide. n this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of a new OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purportedly made by Neutraleyes).

'''5/21/2025 -''' Mamekhan was made as a Kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and the quote ">why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭" was made about Mamekhan.

=== June 2025 ===
'''6/4/2025 -''' (exactly 2 months after NuKuz founded The Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks, it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of The Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert. Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on The Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A Mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and Feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. When someone made a thread frustrated at Kuz not replying to his email, WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarrassed himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao! /kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for Kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

'''6/5/2025 -''' A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on The Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS The Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107". The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>
The board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping the flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the Endchan Kuzzy's mod team too, so you know it's kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than The Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of Kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref> The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

'''6/14/2025 -''' thekuzzy.win redirected to the Endchan's Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that Nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

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== 2026 ==

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=== August 2026 ===
'''8/3/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win returns in its fourth iteration.<ref>https://archive.is/vNV88</ref>

'''8/5/2026 -''' 1000th get,
[[Kyle Kuzzy|kuzzyboils]] hop on a cytube and discuss which love between the same genders is the most pure,
Quote shuts down the sharty the irc was spammed with kuzzy links,
thekuzzy raids a sharty bunker and shuts it down because it was on free hosting, kuzzyboils combine their brainpower and spend 4 hours solving jigsaw puzzles.

'''8/7/2026 -''' [[Nunukuz]] and "Nu-Mustard" crash out over pedoposting on /soy/ because of the owner of [[SECApedia]] censoring the URL of The Kuzzy on his site before being talked down by the userbase.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0809-0418-19/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1667.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0808-0401-18/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1865.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0808-0359-14/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1894.html</ref>

'''8/8/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win goes into maintenance<ref>https://archive.is/xDJD4</ref> with [[Nunukuz]] reasons's being that "I screwed it up with my rulecuckoldry; also I found some bugs in the moderation page" promising changes such as:
*No rulecuckoldry
*Userboards
*Banners and other visual changes

'''8/9/2026 -''' A24.party comes back, then gets raped again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0521-09/https://endchan.org:443/kuzzy/res/20029.html</ref>

'''8/16/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win comes back, this time running on Sharty's fork of vichan.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0817-0614-36/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/thread/2111.html</ref> Coswork16 opens a [[VidLii]] clone called "[[KolymaLii]]".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0817-0619-16/https://watch.kolyma.cc:443/</ref>

'''8/19/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win has a massive pph explosion creating 700 posts in a few hours, before finally dwindling into comfy hours. [[Nedelya]] is welcomed into the network and begins improving the wiki.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Nedelya|User contributions for Nedelya - KolymaPEDIA]]</ref>

'''8/20/2026 -''' [[Nedelya]] reopens [[KolymaSTAT]], a website that shows the statistics of various [[KolymaNET]] services.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0821-1043-27/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/thread/3868.html</ref>

'''8/21/2026''' - [[wikipedia:Slender_Man|Slenderman]] himself holds a qna session on /soy/.<ref>https://archive.is/udJAv</ref> 4444 /soy/ GET, first mayawin on nukuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/kqETp</ref> Nedelya reopens the [[KNN|Kolyma News Navigator]].<ref>https://archive.is/QsTFH</ref>

'''8/22/2026''' - Kuzzyboils thirst over Kuz's shirtless photo.<ref>https://archive.is/FdryE</ref> Kuz posts on his blog after 2 months of silence.<ref>https://archive.is/jKLb4</ref>

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