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TheKuzzy.win/Happenings

2026-08-21T17:32:22Z

~2026-20: happenings

{{Happenings}}

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== 2025 ==

=== April 2025 ===
'''4/1/2025 -''' The Sharty's Kolyma April fools event starts, and ending sometime on the 4th, which created the springboard of The Kuzzy.

'''4/4/2025 -''' The Kuzzy gets created by a user who claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although, Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. During this time, it was revealed that The Kuzzy's servers that is hosting the site was the same as a former Shemmy Manager and someone who attempted to take the ownership of Sharty from Froot but failed, Scar. The owner would claim there was 2 developers, but he locked the site every time he slept, meaning it wasn't true and a LARP.

'''4/5/2025 -''' NuKuz made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

'''4/6/2025 -''' The site got 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. During this time, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself" as his goals for the site. He would launch a logo contest for Kuzzyboils.

'''4/10/2025 -''' The infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>. On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>.

'''4/11/2025 -''' The site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

'''4/13/2025 -''' A thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

'''4/14/2025 -''' TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

'''4/20/2025 -''' Devloper adds a niggerweed theme for 4/20

'''4/23/2025 -''' There were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.
=== May 2025 ===

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=== December 2025 ===

== 2026 ==

=== January 2026 ===

=== February 2026 ===

=== March 2026 ===

=== April 2026 ===

=== May 2026 ===

=== June 2026 ===

=== July 2026 ===

=== August 2026 ===
'''8/3/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win returns in its fourth iteration.<ref>https://archive.is/vNV88</ref>

'''8/5/2026 -''' 1000th get,
[[Kyle Kuzzy|kuzzyboils]] hop on a cytube and discuss which love between the same genders is the most pure,
Quote shuts down the sharty the irc was spammed with kuzzy links,
thekuzzy raids a sharty bunker and shuts it down because it was on free hosting, kuzzyboils combine their brainpower and spend 4 hours solving jigsaw puzzles.

'''8/7/2026 -''' [[Nunukuz]] and "Nu-Mustard" crash out over pedoposting on /soy/ because of the owner of [[SECApedia]] censoring the URL of The Kuzzy on his site before being talked down by the userbase.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0809-0418-19/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1667.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0808-0401-18/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1865.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0808-0359-14/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/res/1894.html</ref>

'''8/8/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win goes into maintenance<ref>https://archive.is/xDJD4</ref> with [[Nunukuz]] reasons's being that "I screwed it up with my rulecuckoldry; also I found some bugs in the moderation page" promising changes such as:
*No rulecuckoldry
*Userboards
*Banners and other visual changes

'''8/9/2026 -''' A24.party comes back, then gets raped again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0521-09/https://endchan.org:443/kuzzy/res/20029.html</ref>

'''8/16/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win comes back, this time running on Sharty's fork of vichan.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0817-0614-36/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/thread/2111.html</ref> Coswork16 opens a [[VidLii]] clone called "[[KolymaLii]]".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0817-0619-16/https://watch.kolyma.cc:443/</ref>

'''8/19/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win has a massive pph explosion creating 700 posts in a few hours, before finally dwindling into comfy hours. [[Nedelya]] is welcomed into the network and begins improving the wiki.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Nedelya|User contributions for Nedelya - KolymaPEDIA]]</ref>

'''8/20/2026 -''' [[Nedelya]] reopens [[KolymaSTAT]], a website that shows the statistics of various [[KolymaNET]] services.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0821-1043-27/https://thekuzzy.win:443/soy/thread/3868.html</ref>

8/21/2026 - [[wikipedia:Slender_Man|Slenderman]] himself holds a qna session on /soy/<ref>https://archive.is/udJAv</ref>

8/21/2026 - 4444 /soy/ GET, first mayawin on nukuzzy <ref>https://archive.ph/kqETp</ref>

=== September 2026 ===

=== October 2026 ===

=== November 2026 ===

=== December 2026 ===

{{Reflist}}

Maya

2026-08-21T16:51:49Z

~2026-20: maya is from ongezellig, not azumanga. stop forcing it o algo

{{Gem}}
{{OMGSISA}}

Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

== Life: ==
[[File:Maya Wabag.png|thumb|oh my sisa...]]
=== Early Life: ===
Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).

=== Current day: ===
Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

== Why maya is prettiest: ==
Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, vanta white skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and an adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won. I love her so much i just can't stop thinking about her. i love maya with all of my heart she is my everything my star my perfect silence.

== Presence on the kuzzy: ==
Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 [[List of GETs|GETs]] on kuzzy (1.0) /soy/, as well as getting the 4444 [[List of GETs|GET]] on nukuzzy /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.
Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that.
Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa. < i made that banner btw if that matters geg

[[File:Zellig kuzzy banner.png|thumb|The banner in question:]]
== Fun facts: ==

# Maya’s favorite color is red
# Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes
# Maya likes to play sims
# Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)
# Maya is the gemmiest of gems
# Maya WABAG, Maya won
# she doesnt wear pants
# and loves me

[[File:Maya With Mayagod.png]] < me with my sisa queen maya

List of GETs

2026-08-21T15:04:57Z

~2026-20: added new get

{{gem}}
{{kuzzy}}

You know what a GET is most likely, but basically it's le funny special number, for example a very round number like 10, 100, 1000 etc or it is the same number repeating without any other such as 11, 111, 1111, 22, 222, 2222 and so on.

== Kuzzy 1.0 ==
=== /soy/ ===
'''>>10 -''' was some goku normgroid meximutt meme or something <ref>https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10.html#10</ref>

'''>>20000 -''' was a maya WIN.<ref>https://archive.ph/RsfjJ</ref>

'''>>30000 -''' is ANOTHER maya WIN.<ref>https://archive.ph/9fJ7I</ref>

'''>>33333 -''' was some snca bullshit o algo.

== NuKuzzy ==
=== /soy/ ===
'''>>1000 -''' "Kys nigger"<ref>https://archive.is/mJxS7</ref>

'''>>2000 -''' "nuh uh more rules = more pph this will save our site"<ref>https://archive.is/AqCPL</ref>

'''>>3000 -''' "{{Quote|>0ppd on the shemmy bunker >no updates on the telegram
holy shit just shut it down}}"<ref>https://archive.ph/jIhbz</ref>

'''>>4444 -''' "free GETs over at [[thekuzzy.win]]" first mayawin on NuKuzzy. <ref>https://archive.ph/kqETp</ref>

== Reference ==

Maya

2026-08-21T05:59:43Z

~2026-20: sisa

{{OMGSISA}}

Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

== Life: ==
[[File:Maya Wabag.png|thumb|oh my sisa...]]
=== Early Life: ===
Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).

=== Current day: ===
Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

== Why maya is cutest: ==
Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, vanta white skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and an adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won. I love her so much i just can't stop thinking about her. i love maya with all of my heart she is my everything my star my perfect silence.

== Presence on the kuzzy: ==
Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 GETs on kuzzy /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.
Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that.
Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa. < i made that banner btw if that matters geg
[[File:Zellig kuzzy banner.png|thumb|The banner in question:]]
== Fun facts: ==

# Maya’s favorite color is red
# Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes
# Maya likes to play sims
# Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)
# Maya is the gemmiest of gems
# Maya WABAG, Maya won
# she doesnt wear pants
# and loves me

[[File:Maya With Mayagod.png]] < me with my sisa queen maya