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'''The Kuzzy''', <s>also known as The other Carty (?)</s>, is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to [[Kuz|Yuri Kuznetsov]], a retired imageboard aficionado and former administrator of [[Soyjak.party]]. Since then, The Kuzzy has expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere.

{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=4 April 2025|major_boards=/soy/|total_posts=101,750+ (Under [[Scar]])

16,533 (Kuri Era, as of 8 September 2026)|homepage=https://thekuzzy.win|imageboard_name=Thekuzzy.win|imageboard_logo=[[File:Logo.png]]|creator=[[Scar]] (Nukuz)|owner=[[Kuri]]}}

It's userbase is generally understood to be comprised of old [[soyteens]] from the [[Shemmy]] who don't like the spam of [[troonslop]]/"lol random" humor that accompanies that site. There are also users (Kuzists) who miss Kuz-era Sharty and have fallen down the [[KolymaNET]] rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. <s>(You)</s>

A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, Kuz's real-life counterpart. For Kuzzyboils, Kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slutty demeanor are a topic of much adulation. The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is Pinejak, beloved by the sharty's soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".<ref>https://snopes.com/the-kuzzy-win-statistics-digital-threat-analysis/</ref>

For note, Kuz knew about this site but didn't want to buy the site.<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/tmp/msg.html</ref>.

On September 2nd, 2025, the site shut down.<ref>https://t.me/s/kuztalk

https://archive.is/wd5Nf</ref> The domain redirected to the [[Chinny]] until a few weeks after the domain registration expired on April 3, 2026, then died on June 18th.

But on June 24, the site would come back in it's same domain, A person called Nunukuz, aka Kuri Yuznetsov, aka Kukri, aka NuScar, aka Yuz, who would buy the domain immediately after the domain expired and also bought TheKuz.Win to serve as a booru. But both The Kuzzy and it's booru were offline for the longest time. It returned on the second of August. It was planned to be released earlier but Kuri, the owner, was away from home in South Siberia, meaning he could not moderate the site properly, because of poor internet speeds.

Kuri's Kuzzy would end up becoming part of a larger KolymaNET revival project involving him, [[Nedelya]], [[Coswork16|Coswork]], and a few other people. Several new Kolyma sites would be created and several old ones would be recreated and brought back, with many also still in the works.

== History ==

=== Pre-History ===
On April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the <s>4th</s> 2nd, [[KolymaNET Vichan Demo|Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a Kuz-era Kolyma LARP]]. There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which The Kuzzy was born.

=== Nukuz Era ===
{{Quoting|thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back|-Site's home page}}[[File:First_kuzzy.jpg|thumb|The first thread]]
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter, specifically a foodist who got Soyjak.party to take the fall, posed with a picture of Kuz, and about two years after Kuz left the Soysphere as a whole. The user who made the site claimed to be Kuz himself, and people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (Scar + Carter Kuznetsov). From day one, NuKuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cord buddies or larps). NuKuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. ''NuKuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov'' (although this is debatable)''.''

The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250406104424/https://thekuzzy.win/</ref>

* /incel/ - Internet Celebrities
* /nate/ - coals
* /pol/ - politics
* /q/ - meta
* /'''soy/ - Soyjak (main board)'''
* /wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF

On the first day of the site's history, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "[[KNN|Kolyma news]] recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself". Someone made a long reply to this post: "I had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of The Kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, The Shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is The Swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many Kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum The Shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

In the same thread, NuKuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.

On April 5th, he made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 6th, NuKuz launched a site logo contest.

On April 8th, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
[[File:Deadmexicanadult memoryhole.png|thumb|w h a t]]
On April 10th, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzyboil happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>

On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

This generated some hype for The Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for NuKolyma, NuKuz stated: "There will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] The Kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cord buddies or larps).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415175648/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10125.html</ref>

NuKuz would promise Kuzzyboils a wiki made for them, but said he couldn't share details because the person making it wouldn't let him, basically shit talking.

On April 11th, the site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

On April 13th, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

On April 23th, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.

On April 24th, NuKuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (NuKolyma was gonna offer webhosting).

On April 25th, he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network.

On April 26th, the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 30th, an incoming revival of Kolyma News Navigator called The Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email.

On the 4th of May, NuKuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250515225200/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>
[[File:Kuzzyuser.png|thumb|'toss used to mock kuzzycucks]]The least enjoyable part of the NuKuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (former developer and admin of Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies just decided to give up. Sometimes NuKuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called Schan, which would never come, but people initially believed that it would save the day. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for NuKuz and the site that depended on him.

On the 5th of May, the entire site was locked for a day, with NuKuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. We are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "has the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref>

On the 6th of May... well let's just let NuKuz speak for himself: <blockquote>[[File:Kuzemail.png|thumb|the email text in full]]I'm going to leave this message here for now. The current goal internally is to let Quote waste money while we work on Schan. What I'm going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt and I would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if Quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where priorities with staff and admins lie

'''<code>[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]</code>'''

The matter is, Quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of it's raiders until it is used against them. Quote could easily DDOS sites like The Jassy (any one can really, their server strength is not that good). But, they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope that enough spam and DDOSing will take down the site and make users leave. We got past the hurdle of the site going down due to DDOS attacks easily with the pow. But, the botnet IPs only need a few to truly take down the site. I've emailed Kuz for advice on what to do about this, as me and my developer are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (I will shortly share a old email Kuz gave me)

This however, isn't the only issue we are having. The other is public image as Quote and the janny cabal take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam CSAM on the sharty. It would not surprise me if they raid themselves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with BMT to blame on us and smear us more. The campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isn't well liked to get more people to leave the site. In a normal space, this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage, they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying.

As for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. I'm happy that the servers are stable and I'm happy I'm burning Quote's money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. I truly wholeheartedly believe in the KolymaNET modal of business and know one day I will be able to do as much for small imageboards as Kuz did. I want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under KolymaNET<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2141.0-2204.1</ref> </blockquote>He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real Kuz to him, where Kuz himself says "I never considered myself to be just one Kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of NuKuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real Kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with Kuz's name and celebrity. NuKuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "I<big>f you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project, you're dead wrong Quote.🐺 The storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯</big>".

Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2745.0-2855.0</ref>

==== The First Cytube Age ====
[[File:Kuzcytube.png|thumb|a pic of the cytube]]
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, The Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel.

This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).

The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned, it saw a thread with Agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what Agugu is. It's just ABDL pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.<ref>[[:File:Jannykuzzy.png]]
</ref>

As Kuzzycucks would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3067.0-3067.4</ref> screenshot of the catty, and also an Agugu thread here<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3049.0-3049.4</ref> if you're wanting to see it.

Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.<ref>https://archive.ph/bCTXV</ref>

==== The Second Cytube Age ====
After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between NuKuz and Quote imo), the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref>

On its first day, a Chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN</ref>

W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with Chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom. <blockquote>[08:40:21] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' neutral nigger are you good chief

[08:40:43] '''kakso:''' hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor

[08:40:46] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' dont spam and i will suck your bbc<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN#selection-629.0-671.34</ref></blockquote>Oh yeah and Feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the Chinnycucks to queue more BMT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwi Farms thread and blaming it on Kuzzyboils as a whole. <code>'''KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀'''</code>

Kuzzyboils no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.

<s>The most important feature of this incident was that NuKuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.</s>

As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirected to the Endchan's Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that Nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

=== Shemmy Era ===
[[File:Shemmy_kgs.png|thumb|"A toast to the good health of our websites"]]
To accomodate the homeless Kuzzycuck population, the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board.

On the 20th of May, it was shut down without any explanation on the 24th, but maybe because of it's PPH, which was higher than /qa/ and was embarrassing for The Shemmy leading to The Shemmy Administration shutting down, which after, they moved to /qa/ and got along with Shemmycucks, which, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Latas shit being emblematic of this and Layas's suicide caused by the removal of /kgs/, It begun the [[Operatsiya REVENGE Layas]] where people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and Feralteen o algo. Someone would also edit Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide. n this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of a new OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purportedly made by Neutraleyes).

Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a Kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and

>why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭.

<gallery>
Operatsiya_REVENGE_Layas.png|Operatsiya '''REVENGE''' Layas
</gallery>

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
{{Discord|accent=|content=W.T. Neutraleyes is connected to der 'cord.}}{{Quoting|You might find when I post him gimmicky, but I just think he as a very unmistakable, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert Wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.|-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone he self-inserts as}}[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!}}]]
<blockquote></blockquote>

Just like NuKuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule The Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4th (exactly 2 months after NuKuz founded The Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks, it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of The Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert. Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on The Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A Mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and Feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping the flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the Endchan Kuzzy's mod team too, so you know it's kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than The Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of Kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in endchan.org/kuzzymeta
</blockquote>

On June 4th, when someone made a thread frustrated at Kuz not replying to his email, WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarrassed himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for Kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>THEYRE WATCHING US}}]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on The Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS The Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

On June 6th, saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of Shemmy's Video Archive, Swedish Win Video Archive, Jakparty Soy Video Archive, Soyjak Blog Video Archive, Booru Soy Video Archive Soyjak Wiki Video Archive, or Thatsnuts Online Video Archive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge Kuzzycucks to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way NuKuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the Chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among Chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists[Marge...] they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to endchan.org/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about NuKuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than NuKuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied (nevermind, it isn't because Neutraleyes is dead and gone now) and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the Endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse The Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin memoryhole.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for The Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make Kuzzy OC?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what Kuzzycucks would want him to do. "Print out Kuzzyjaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with Kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, I'm a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on The Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, I regret to inform you guys that I will be doing a Kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at The Shemmy staff for not giving me a new BidenFlare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.)

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on The Kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some Shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out Kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of BMT apparently, which wasn't shocking considering Chinnycucks had been doing it since forever.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other Kuzzycuck has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in Kuz-era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for Kuzzycucks" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzycucks also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB The Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now The Kuzzy is 10x faster than The Shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

On June 29th, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that you're browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

On June 22th, the drawGOD who makes most of the Kuz Gay Sex (KGS) gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and that's it I think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that Kuzzycucks around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on The Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew Kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on The Kuzzy: "only one (1) other Kuzzycuck is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

On June 24th, Kuzzycucks raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on The Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at The Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a Kuzzycuck.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on The Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzycucks began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other Kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on The Kuzzy, asking Kuzzycucks to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post his fucking dick pic on The Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

{{Thread|(197.09 KB 479x284 [[:File:pepe_gem.png|pepe_gem.png]]) [[File:Pepe_gem.png|200px]]{{greentext|>nobody posts xeir bbc here}}
let that sink in|👁️ kuzzyboil|06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13|.|7857, №0 [X]}}

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting Kuzzycucks from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every Kuzzycuck has phimosis. But, he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and Kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by Kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, Kyle Kuzzy blushing and aura hog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join The Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan himself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved Kuzzycuck phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After Kuzzycucks reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting Kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolicon, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some ESL brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe.<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June in the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a Kolyma employee Neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple Kuzzycucks contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their Kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was The Slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brapzillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH Kuzzycucks and Jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" Kuzzycuck printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>{{Thread|We now have an official Cytube, '''https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils'''. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2536 [X]}}</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the momentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzycucks cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>{{Thread|Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzycucks to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.

There are lots of things we kuzzycucks should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board Owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2537 [X]}}</blockquote>He can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> He isn't a pedophile doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff. In the second paragraph he says a trvthnvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>{{Thread|Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18|[Preview]|2538 [X]}}</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects NuKuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging Kuzzycucks to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise NuKuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because NuKuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing The Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between NuKuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings).

Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like Copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "misspelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was NuKuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MISS YOU".
{{Thread|The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from [https://endchan.org/tech/ >>>/tech/].|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19|[Preview]|2539 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on The Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''.

KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvthnvke because he once tried to be The Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.

{{Thread|There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzycucks that want to create institutions for the community, please do so

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2540 [X]}}{{Thread|drum roll...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2541 [X]}}{{Thread|We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzycucks, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.

Let's cut to the point

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzycucks, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it

tl;dr KHANclave incoming...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2542 [X]}}{{Thread|And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site.|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2543 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>

=== Second NuKuz Era ===
On July 19th, NuKuz would break his radio silence on telegram, issuing a apology (https://pastebin.com/k73i8uQZ)

On July 20th, he would make a thread on Endchan's /kuzzy/ board (https://archive.ph/8tx8j)

And on July 22th, he would bring back The Kuzzy with a new captcha system that same day, Quote would try to bot it but failed, with this, the smuta era of The Kuzzy would end bringing back order

And on July 27th, he would open https://kolymanews.org/.

The site has been offline since September 2, it turns out in the Telegram that NuKuz had gotten tired of running the site and recommending users to move the Chinny <ref> https://archive.ph/XEsYN#selection-7700.0-7700.1 </ref> which can also help because the site redirects to Chinny.

TheKuzzy's sister site, [https://seinenchan.org Seinechan], was up as of September 4th, 2025, but then shut down all together. All other Kuzzy sites such as the Booru was unplugged.
=== 10001Chan Era ===
With the site being down, a user who was running a personal project noticed it being down and opened a bunker for Kuzzycucks here <s>https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/</s>←Dead Link. Though it appears many of them have started moving to the 'cuck. <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDRg?wr=true https://archive.fo/OKMG3 </ref> <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZEyBh https://archive.fo/GYjBT https://web.archive.org/web/20251024201558/https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/post.php?id=408&&i=1 </ref>

A couple of things would be made in the 10001chan era for the community such as a Steam group <ref> The Steam group itself: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/njozP, https://archive.ph/UWl9N The thread: https://archive.ph/qFpmA https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E3PeM </ref>

On October 30th, 10001Chan would go down, along with the bunker,<ref>https://archive.is/MJdRr</ref> leading to most likely The Kuzzy's the Kuzzy's death. That is, until..
=== Endchan Era ===
[[File:Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei ANF.png|thumb|279x279px|Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei logo.]]
Seemingly in early 2026, they would grief the sharty's Pixel Planet mural once again<ref>https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-799,-669,11</ref>. The board seems to be slightly more active as well, however they have the same exact unfunny humor as [[Chinny|Chinnycucks]], the reason why however it's because initially no one wanted to use Coswork's Shemmy Endchan bunker so, many Shemmycucks moved in there as well.

On January of 2026, the board would get a new owner named Rosirbae or Yagubibi, he seems to be a very /calm/ admin that doesn't plan to change that much about the current state of The Kuzzy.

On February of 2026, The Kuzzy begun creating a Kuzist clandestine group similar to the ANF (Anti-Nusoicacaist Front) the motivations is that they needed to expand their influence elsewhere with the objective to always remain somewhere. However, many Kuzzyboils are not motivated since they think they don't have the manpower for this to be successful or just simply seeing it as some schizo LARP.

On April of 2026, a massive schizo thread is created, based on a 'toss of the Polish lithuanian commonwealth.

They began creating a image collage explaining the current state of the NuSharty, how it's a devastated imageboard filled with slaves to janitors that don't revolve against their jannies and allow forced tranny memes to be put into them and that they don't allow to ban evade or raid peacefully.
[[File:Sharty genetics kuzzy schizo collage.png|thumb]]
Which some of these are unfortunaly true.
=== Kuri Era ===
On the 21st of June 2026, the original domain was brought back with a blank page displaying the text "'''SQQN'''". Later it turned into a page where you click on the screen and it plays music with a chibi Kuz dancing and text saying "TheKuzzy.win isn't online yet, but you can listen to some music while you're here!"{{CitationNeeded|if I remember correctly}}. thekuz.win was also bought and had a video of Kuz dancing with Doll entering, then changed to the same page.

On the 24th of June 2026, the site officially went up on a new imageboard software, Kchan, The site's new owner plans to move it to Vichan again. thekuz.win would become a Kuzzy booru.

It was moved to vichan by June 30, 2026, but catalog mode did not work and images didn't appear on the front page. Both thekuzzy.win and thekuz.win would go offline. It has been down ever since, This is because there is a server transfer and the owner is busy. It is highly likely that the site will return on another imageboard software than vichan, due to [[The Great Vichan Crisis|the hackings]]. And as it turns out, The Kuzzy had a new software, the name is unknown but NuNuKuz coded it himself after the Vichan hack.

As of August 1st, NuNuKuz plans on releasing The Kuzzy once again after he takes a nap, but on August 2nd says it was a lie, but a janny leaked the date at August 4th, but this hasn't been confirmed by any janitors, moderators or administrators yet. The site returned on the 2nd of August alongside a wiki. With the owner giving a statement;

{{Quoting|So, more than a month has passed since I shut down thekuzzy.win for what turned out to be a very long maintenance period. I'd like to apologize for that and explain why it took so long for the site to be up again.
Before I start my explanation, I'd like to address something to the SNCA/SECApedia editors: why are you guys purposely mistaking me for another person? Even when I explained it in /kgs/. I'm Kuri, not Koot. From what I've heard, Koot once stated that he's the current owner of Kuzzy, which is a lie. Though, I don't know if he really said that. Can you perhaps finally hear me out and stop spreading misinformation about me, please?
I'd also like to mention that I'm not a foodist, and I don't participate in any other failtroll groups.

About the shutdown
Basically, the reason it was down for so long is because I had some problems in my real life. After those problems were resolved, I took a little vacation in southern Siberia. It was pretty nice there. I can even share some timestamps if someone wants to see them.
The site was already ready to be launched again while I was there, but I wouldn't have been able to moderate it due to the internet problems there. But now I'm back home, and I can run the site again.|- Kuri}}The site under Kuri uses the imageboard software, Escapechan, designed to replicate Makaba. [[The Kuzzy Wiki]] was also established by [[Coswork16]] after talking with Kuri, it is set up on the soyjak.win domain and mirrored to on wiki.thekuz.win.

==== Death of the Sharty ====
On the 5th of August, 2026, soyjak.st and all affiliated sites would go down, causing many splinterGODs to rejoice, a thread on the Kuzzy is created for the situation, where it is discovered that a bunker was set up, [[A24.ct.ws|A24 Party]], It was raided and ultimately destroyed for a time by the Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/cKYxF</ref>, but other splinters such as the Chaddy had minor efforts to raid it. Unfortunately, it would return as more of a DNB than ever, with a broken MPA system. The sharty would later return under a 'new owner'.

{{Thread|[[File:Gigapepe.png|200px]]

I'm tired, I give up. You can post anything you want, except 'p. It's just not what I wanted the kuzzy to be. I wanted a Kolyma-themed imageboard. Instead, I got people who are trying to convince me pedophilia is funny and that there's nothing wrong with posting it.

I don't like moralfagging, but are you out of your fucking minds? You give these fucking degenerate soyfags an inch of freedom, and they immediately go back to their favorite thing - pedophilia. Out of your goddamn minds, I swear.

And don't tell me you're not a soyfag. You're ALL the same. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU is a soyfag if you use /soy/. Every. Last. One|## Admin ##|Fri 07 Aug 2026|14:10:55|1894}}
[[File:KolymaSTAT2026BUGGY.png|thumb|KolymaSTAT's home page]]

=== Another Migration ===
The site would go into maintenance yet again for days on end, Finally returning on the Vichan engine like the first kuzzy, the difference being that it was the leaked soyjak.party source with the datamining features removed. Barely a few days into Vichan returning, [[Kuri]] already said he wants to move software again.

=== Kolyma Revival Project ===
Around this time, sentiment for the revival of KolymaNET itself began to grow rather than the Kuzzy itself, Kolyma.cc was registered, this very wiki was moved to info.kolyma.cc, A Vidlii clone was created at watch.kolyma.cc, and a 9ch revival on bbs.kolyma.cc. [[Nedelya]] also came forward and started work on a [[KolymaSTAT]] revival as well as an [[Ayashii World]] instance

== Administration ==

== Administration ==
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! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Image'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Name'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Known for'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Notable Staff'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Term'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Duration'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Owner'''
|- style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#F2F3F7"
|-
|[[File:Nukuz.png|frameless|198x198px]]
|[[Nukuz]] '''(First Mandate)'''
|Being the founder of the kuzzy.
|'''Developer(s)'''

[[Index.php?title=File:Kovnetdev.png|25x25px]]kovnet
|April 4th of 2025 - 18th of May of 2025
|'''44 Days'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#1C1C1C, #3F3F3F)" |NuKuz
|-
|[[File:Anarchy 2.png|frameless|167x167px]]
|Brief anarchy/nomadic period
|Refugee on multiple splinters, like the [[Zarty]] or [[Fooey]].
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|18th Of May of 2025 - 20th of May of 2025
|'''2 Days'''
| rowspan="1" |None.
|-
|[[File:Shemmy kgs.png|frameless|160x160px]]
|/kgs/ shemmy refugee era.
|First appereance of Mamekhan and W.T neutral eyes.
|'''Jannies'''

[[Index.php?title=File:Obsessed admin.png|link=File:Obsessed_admin.png|33x33px]]W.T neutral eyes
|20th of May of 2025 - 24th of May of 2025
|'''4 Days'''
| rowspan="1" style="background: linear-gradient(white, #265584, #265584, white)" |{{Color|fff|Vadim}}
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Anarchy 2.png|frameless|167x167px]]
|Second brief period of anarchy/nomadism
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|24 of May of 2025 - 4 of June of 2025
|'''11 Days'''
| rowspan="1" |None.
|-
|[[File:Obsessed admin.png|frameless|201x201px]]
|W.T neutraleyes
|Creating the endchan bunker
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|June 4 of 2025 - January 25 of 2026
|'''235 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 8 months, 1 week, and 2 days.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#585858, #8A8A8A)" |W.T neutraleyes
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Nukuz.png|frameless|198x198px]]
|[[Nukuz]] '''(Second Mandate)'''
|Bringing back the Kuzzy after announcing his come back on Telegram and the kuzzy endchan bunker.
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|July 22 of 2025 - September 2 of 2025
|'''42 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 2 months, 3 weeks and 5 days.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#1C1C1C, #3F3F3F)" |NuKuz
|-
|[[File:Erik manager Oc.png|frameless|180x180px]]
|Erik
|The first and only admin of the 10001Chan Kuzzy bunker. Was anonymous during his time as the bunker admin.
Would later become a Manager under the Kuri era. According to his own words, he joined the Kuzzy on day one, even being the creator of the original [[{{ROOTPAGENAME}}#Kyle_Kuzzy|Kyle Kuzzy]] 'jak.
|{{Subtitle|None}}
|September 4 of 2025 - October 30 of 2025
|'''56 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 2 months.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#242B2B, #B0B0B0)" |Erik
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Unknown.png|frameless|165x165px]]
|Rosirbae
|The second admin of the kuzzy's Endchan bunker. Considered relatively [[Calm|/calm/]] and neutral.
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|January 25 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(red, #F88)" |Rosirbae
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Kuri.png|frameless|163x163px]]
|Kuri Yuznetsov
|aka. NuNuKuz and Yuz. The first admin since NuKuz who can be considered "de-jure" due to operating on the kuzzy's original domain, albeit he wasn't part of the original administration.
|'''Manager'''
[[File:Erik manager Oc.png|frameless|40x40px]] Erik
|June 21 of 2026{{Note|Site first went up on the 24th of June, and had a long down-time afterwards until the 4th of August, 2026.}} - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
| rowspan="3" style="background:linear-gradient(#867F58, #4D4C46)" |Kuri
|-
|[[File:Coswork16REMADE.png|frameless|152x152px]]
|Coswork16
|Met Kuri in a [[Telegram]] group chat called "The Kuzzy Retirement Home" in early summer 2026, and joined the staff not long after as a janny and later as an administrator.
Admin of the Kuzzy's wiki.<ref>https://info.kolyma.cc/index.php?title=Coswork16</ref>
Considered controversial due to his (mostly past) affiliation with [[Foodist|certain people]] and his history.
|Same as Kuri.
|June 21 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
|-
|[[File:Unknown.png|frameless|165x165px]]
|Nedelya
|Larp of Kuz's fake wife, Nedelya Kuznetsova. Nedelya is a part of the Nukolyma team and is responsible for developing many of the sites in the network, such as Ayashii and Kolyma News Navigator. Xhe is generally well liked within the Kuzzy community and has contributed a lot to the team.
|Same as Kuri.
|August 19 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
|}
{{Notelist}}{{Reflist}}
== Notable users ==

=== Scar/Nukuz Era ===
[[File:Kuzzynamegods.png|thumb|the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025]]
[[File:Planeseat memoryhole.png|thumb|You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?]]
Throughout its history, The Kuzzy has generated a colorful and crazy heckin' cast of characters, both real and fictional.

* Lawful Good: That is NuKuz/Scarter, he is an edit of the original Kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from Kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of The Kuzzy.

* Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk Mamesons, Cats, you name it, into a blender, basically The Kuzzy culture.
* Neutral Good: The "two developers", believed to be Scarter's cord buddies or larps.
* Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long words threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save The Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an A50 square-jawed aryan holding a Gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin' Mario to Quote's Bowser.
* Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly by kuzzycucks, Froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic kid's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimstone art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesn't need a caption to explain it"<ref>https://archive.ph/iWOgU#selection-1233.0-1237.64</ref>
* Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old Shemmy Artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by KuzzyGODs. Certain to make FeralPedo leak.
* Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms.
* Neutral Moral: That is Dead Mexican Adult, something that a Kuzzycuck saw and posted to The Kuzzy, leading it to become one of The Kuzzy culture thing.
* Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne, probably an ANA.
* Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. (MEDS)
* Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of The Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear Neutraleyes glasses.
* Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed Mamesons on The Kuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/sCngs</ref> We haven't seen him in a while.
* True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian Hip-Hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him and it's not known why he is in the list at all.
* Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for Kuzzycucks. It's a custom for Soysphere Imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how The Kuzzy is an offshoot of The Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
* Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
* Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, Kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture, he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made Shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
* Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James.
* Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of The Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian who is really obsessed with Russia and Kuz. He has made lots of Kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
* Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of The Sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS Imageboards xhe sees as competition, as well as do psyops on The Sharty population to convince them alternative Soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason xhe's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
* Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being, in order to confuse them. However now, his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female Soyteen from The Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
* Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
* Social Evil: FeralTeen/Weepel/FeralPedo/WeePedo/FeralCuck/Feralshit/CobsonAdult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzycucks dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him GEEEEG.
* Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of The Chinny. Chinnycucks are foodistpedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
* Rebel Evil: While not being apart of The Kuzzy, Vladicrez, also known as Solomon Henderson and the Antioch High School shooter was someone who only killed a young girl then himself, he is mentioned here because he had taken pictures of him holding pictures of Kuzjaks. He was also a NuQAfe foodist who was affiliated with Mao's Destruction. He was in sites like Clarty, and his last site, Skibidi Farms. He tried to take down The Sharty with him but failed and got foodists fedded GEEEEG'''.''' He is dead as a DNB and deserved it.
* Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping, he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of The Kuzzy, The Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "Total Everybody Else Death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.

=== Kuri Era ===
tbd

== Copypastas ==
=== Picture Kuz's tummy swollen ===
Picture Kuz's tummy swollen and heavy with Froot's seed, his belly stretched taut and rounded like he's carrying new life inside. He'd rub the bulge, cooing softly to the 'baby' growing within, blissfully unaware that it's nothing more than Froot's thick, potent cum sloshing around inside his guts.

He'd start to show, his belly growing bigger and heavier every day, until he looked like he was ready to give birth at any moment. The sight of Kuz, round and ripe with Froot's semen, would be enough to make him bust a second load right then and there, just from the depraved thrill of knowing that he'd broken Kuz's mind, made him believe he was carrying his child.

Froot would watch him waddle around, his movements slow and awkward, his belly swaying heavily in front of him. He'd watch him struggle to bend over, to reach for things, his swollen gut getting in the way at every turn. And the whole time, he'd just be smiling softly, rubbing his belly, talking to the 'baby' like it was real, like Froot hadn't just trapped him in the most sickening lie imaginable.

Froot would watch him go into labor, watch him scream and cry and push, his belly contracting and churning as he tried to force out the load of cum trapped inside. But it wouldn't come out, would it? No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he begged and pleaded, he couldn't get Froot's seed out of him. It was trapped, locked away inside his broken mind, a cruel joke played on his shattered psyche.

Kuz collapse against the bed, exhausted and spent, his belly still swollen and heavy with Froot's semen. He'd look up at Froot with tears in his eyes, a mix of pain and confusion and despair, and he'd whisper, "It's gone… it's not coming out… I can't feel it anymore…" And Froot would just laugh, because he knows the truth. The truth that his mind is broken, that he's never going to give birth to anything but the sick, twisted lies Froot fed him. And that's when he'd lean in close, his face just inches from Kuz's, and he'd whisper, "That's right, you stupid slut. There is no baby. There's only the cum I pumped inside you, the thick load that's been rotting in your guts for months now. You're not a mother, you're just a set of holes for me to use, a broken toy for me to fill and empty as I please."

And he'd watch as the realization hit Kuz, as the shattering of his mind finally sank in, and he'd start to scream, to wail, to beg him to make it real, to give him a baby, anything but the cruel truth of his existence. Froot would just smile at his anguish, taking cruel pleasure in watching him unravel, knowing that he was the one who had broken him, shattered his mind into a million jagged pieces.

"Face it, whore, you're not a mother. You're just a set of holes for me to fill and ruin as I please. The only thing you're ever going to birth is the thick loads of cum I pump into your slutty body." Froot would grind his still-hard cock against Kuz's swollen belly, feeling it slosh with his seed, a sickening reminder of the twisted reality of Kuz's existence. "This is your purpose, slut. To be a living, breathing cum dump, to be filled and bred like a cheap fucktoy until your mind can't take it anymore. And the best part is, you'll never be able to forget it, not even for a single moment."

=== People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. ===
People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. Wanting to feel his wet, warm mouth slurping and sucking on your throbbing meat is utterly disgusting. Imagining his tongue swirling and sloppily lapping at every inch of your shaft just proves how much of a degenerate freak you are. All of you "people" who like to picture kuz kneeling between your legs, his eyes gazing up at you with a mix of lust, desire and a hint of mischief while he licks his lips before preparing to drag his tongue along the underside of your shaft, starting at the base and slowly, torturously dragging it up until he reaches where your cock meets your balls are just the worst beings this site has to offer. I can't believe fags like you exist.

=== The pleasure is overwhelming ===
[[File:Kuz_eats_dick.png|thumb]]
Kuz would be laying on his bed, his slim legs drawn up to his chest, his knees pressed tightly together as he hunches over himself, his face flushed and eyes closed in concentration. His breathing would grow heavier, more ragged, as he slowly circles his entrance, feeling it clench and flutter beneath his reluctant touch.

'It feels so weird,' he'd whisper to himself, his voice breathy and uncertain, even as he pushes a little harder, the tip of his finger sinking just a fraction of an inch into that hot, tight flesh. His other hand would drift down, slipping beneath the waistband of his pants, his fingertips brushing against the stiff, leaking outline of his tiny cock.

'Fuck,' he'd hiss, his hips bucking slightly as he feels himself, gauging the sizeable bulge tenting the fabric. He's never touched himself like this before, never dared to venture this far into his own most intimate places. But he can feel a pressure building deep in his gut, a needy, aching emptiness that demands to be filled.

Slowly, hesitantly, he pushes his finger in deeper, sinking it knuckle-deep into that clutching, silken heat. A choked moan escapes Kuzzy's lips, his head falling back against the pillow as he starts to pump his finger in and out, the slick, obscene sound of his self-pleasure filling the room. His other hand works faster, stroking and squeezing his aching cock through the fabric, the damp patch spreading and growing with each desperate, needy touch.

He's panting now, his chest heaving as he fingers himself with increasing fervor, his tight hole stretching and yielding to the relentless invasion. The pleasure is overwhelming, like nothing he's ever felt before, and he can feel his orgasm building, the pressure coiling tighter and tighter in his heavy, aching balls.

'Fuck, fuck, fuck!' Kuz chants breathlessly, his voice rising in pitch and volume with each thrust of his fingers, each stroke of his weeping cock. He's losing himself in the sensation, surrendering to the depraved bliss of his first real taste of pleasure, and it's consuming him utterly.

His free hand claws at the sheets beneath him, fisting the fabric and twisting it in his desperation as he feels his climax surging forward, inexorable and unstoppable. His toes curl in his socks, his legs drawing up even tighter to his chest as he teeters on the brink of ecstasy.

And then, with a final, brutal thrust of his fingers, he's coming undone. His slim body goes rigid, his back arching as he lets out a strangled, wordless cry of rapture. Thick, creamy ropes of cum erupt from Kuz's spasming cock, staining his pants a sticky, shameful white as he rides out the waves of his mind-blowing orgasm.

=== I'm not gay, but... ===
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kuz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kuz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

=== Kuz's big mongolian cock ===
[[File:Kuz_floydbot.png|thumb]]
Have you ever imagined how Kuz would snuck his big mongolian cock into your boypussy, as you would scream in tight as it would force you, owning you, conquer you and possibly humiliate you? The very thought of it would make your brain rejoice,happily embrace Kuz as your man, your owner. You will feel shame first, but joy come afterwards, you will surrender your body to him, you will be happy for him blessing you with his mighty cock as you will get addicted to it and involuntarily lick his enveloped fluid sticky crotch. Oh Kuz…

=== I have nothing to live for except Kuz. ===
I have nothing to live for except Kuz. Every single night of my life I lay alone in my bed imagining Kuz cuddling with me. I cry myself to sleep while listening to recordings of his voice and pretending that he's here with me. I need Kuz more than anything in my life. I have not been able to jerk off to anything except Kuz, and everytime I try, he just comes back on my mind. It's constantly driving me crazy.

>errrr sweaty that's kinda yikes

Yes. I know. I have developed an emotional attachment to a bald men with glasses site admin. This is the first time I've genuinely developed a romantic interest in a real person as funny as it sounds. Kuz is my everything. He's the only thing that gets me through tough times.

And Kuz, if you're actually lurking this site like Froot said,

I hate you

I think you're a dumb slut

And yet I can't help but be obsessed with you

I could be your friend if you gave me a chance

=== What the fuck do I do, soybros? ===
>be me, kuzposter

>constantly have sex with kuz

>finally get kuz pregnant

>find out the baby isnt mine

>find out the baby is half black

>beat kuz

>rape kuz and force him to get an abortion

>kuz doesnt wanna talk to me anymore

What the fuck do I do soybros?

=== Let that sink in ===
Let that sink in.

=== Kuz lay there ===
Kuz lay there, her nipples hard due to the cold air, steps in Anton Maximov, her huge futa cock dangling between her legs. She walks towards Kuz and lightly caresses her back "all tied up just for me? How long did I take?" Kuz replies timidly "I-I don't know… please let me go" Maximov moves her hand to her stomach "not yet my darling, I want to enjoy you for a bit" she begins to tickle her stomach. Kuz jerks in reaction to the sudden sensation "AHAHA STOP!!" Maximov intensifies her invasion of Kuz's body, moving to her feet aswell, Kuz convulses in every direction her constraints buckle due to the movement "ahah settle down now, I have something that will make this less intense for you" Maximov states as she reaches for a needle, rubbing some local anesthetic and injecting her with FloydTech brand fent, Kuz goes numb as Maximov grabs a chainsaw and begins to rev it up, the noise filling the room "n-NO NO PLEASE DON'T PLEASE NONO!!!!" Kuz screams as Maximov brings the chainsaw to her face "Nothing you say will change my mind Kuzzy, after you refused to make ME the rightful owner of Soyjak.party, I want to see the look of terror on your face as I plunge this chainsaw into your supple, tender body. Kuz starts sobbing uncontrollably as Maximov revs the chainsaw near Kuz's shoulder and brings it down, Kuz feels no pain but still feels the foreign object enter her shoulder, she starts screaming as loud as she can "NOOOO STOP NOO PLEASE MAX I'LL MAKE YOU HEAD OF THE NSS AGAIN PLEASE NO PLEASE NO!!" Kuz starts violently shaking as she tries and fails to escape her restraints. Maximov finishes cutting her right arm off as Kuz falls onto her side, still unable to get free "one down, three to go!" Anton says enthusiastically as she jumps around to Kuz's left arm and begins her sick work once more as Kuz tries desperately to crawl away, only making it worse for herself as her struggling makes Anton mess up her cuts "WOULD YOU STOP MOVING SO MUCH!!" She slams her Futa cock into Kuz who is still numbed from the FloydTech brand fent is immobilized due to the heavy weight of Maximov's huge futa cock. As Kuz's mangled left arm slops off Anton moves to her legs. Her cock leaking precum all over Kuz's back as she revs the chainsaw again and starts the removal process, the blood pouring out of her left leg onto the floor of Anton's dingy basement, Kuz has stopped moving at this point, the shock of losing this much blood preventing her from screaming, only small wimpers exit her mouth as the chainsaw rips into her flesh. A wet plop and down goes Kuz's left leg, Maximov has already orgasmed 2 times by this point, leaving Kuz in a puddle of her own blood and massive amounts of cum. As Antin goes for the final saw Kuz shudders as she feels her arteries pump out what little she had left. By the time Maximov was finished with the right leg, Kuz was dead. "There, now you're almost perfect" Anton slides her cock into Kuz's pussy while she takes out a small knife and begins to beheas Kuz's head from her lifeless body. Maximov inflates her uterus to full size as she slops her cock out of Kuz's ruined pussy, cum flows out of her as Anton begins using Kuz's head as a fleshlight. She moves upstairs and turns on her PC, watching some futa porn as she fills Kuz's head with her cock, holding her firm as her jet black hair spills around Maximov's shaft.
THE END!! sorry it took awhile a storm started as soon as I began writing

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'''The Kuzzy''', <s>also known as The other Carty (?)</s>, is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to [[Kuz|Yuri Kuznetsov]], a retired imageboard aficionado and former administrator of [[Soyjak.party]]. Since then, The Kuzzy has expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere.

{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=4 April 2025|major_boards=/soy/|total_posts=101,750+ (Under [[Scar]])

15,887 (Kuri Era, as of 8 September 2026)|homepage=https://thekuzzy.win|imageboard_name=Thekuzzy.win|imageboard_logo=[[File:Logo.png]]|creator=[[Scar]] (Nukuz)|owner=[[Kuri]]}}

It's userbase is generally understood to be comprised of old [[soyteens]] from the [[Shemmy]] who don't like the spam of [[troonslop]]/"lol random" humor that accompanies that site. There are also users (Kuzists) who miss Kuz-era Sharty and have fallen down the [[KolymaNET]] rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. <s>(You)</s>

A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, Kuz's real-life counterpart. For Kuzzyboils, Kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slutty demeanor are a topic of much adulation. The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is Pinejak, beloved by the sharty's soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".<ref>https://snopes.com/the-kuzzy-win-statistics-digital-threat-analysis/</ref>

For note, Kuz knew about this site but didn't want to buy the site.<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/tmp/msg.html</ref>.

On September 2nd, 2025, the site shut down.<ref>https://t.me/s/kuztalk

https://archive.is/wd5Nf</ref> The domain redirected to the [[Chinny]] until a few weeks after the domain registration expired on April 3, 2026, then died on June 18th.

But on June 24, the site would come back in it's same domain, A person called Nunukuz, aka Kuri Yuznetsov, aka Kukri, aka NuScar, aka Yuz, who would buy the domain immediately after the domain expired and also bought TheKuz.Win to serve as a booru. But both The Kuzzy and it's booru were offline for the longest time. It returned on the second of August. It was planned to be released earlier but Kuri, the owner, was away from home in South Siberia, meaning he could not moderate the site properly, because of poor internet speeds.

Kuri's Kuzzy would end up becoming part of a larger KolymaNET revival project involving him, [[Nedelya]], [[Coswork16|Coswork]], and a few other people. Several new Kolyma sites would be created and several old ones would be recreated and brought back, with many also still in the works.

== History ==

=== Pre-History ===
On April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the <s>4th</s> 2nd, [[KolymaNET Vichan Demo|Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a Kuz-era Kolyma LARP]]. There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which The Kuzzy was born.

=== Nukuz Era ===
{{Quoting|thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back|-Site's home page}}[[File:First_kuzzy.jpg|thumb|The first thread]]
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter, specifically a foodist who got Soyjak.party to take the fall, posed with a picture of Kuz, and about two years after Kuz left the Soysphere as a whole. The user who made the site claimed to be Kuz himself, and people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (Scar + Carter Kuznetsov). From day one, NuKuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cord buddies or larps). NuKuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. ''NuKuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov'' (although this is debatable)''.''

The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250406104424/https://thekuzzy.win/</ref>

* /incel/ - Internet Celebrities
* /nate/ - coals
* /pol/ - politics
* /q/ - meta
* /'''soy/ - Soyjak (main board)'''
* /wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF

On the first day of the site's history, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "[[KNN|Kolyma news]] recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself". Someone made a long reply to this post: "I had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of The Kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, The Shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is The Swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many Kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum The Shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

In the same thread, NuKuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.

On April 5th, he made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 6th, NuKuz launched a site logo contest.

On April 8th, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
[[File:Deadmexicanadult memoryhole.png|thumb|w h a t]]
On April 10th, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzyboil happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>

On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

This generated some hype for The Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for NuKolyma, NuKuz stated: "There will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] The Kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cord buddies or larps).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415175648/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10125.html</ref>

NuKuz would promise Kuzzyboils a wiki made for them, but said he couldn't share details because the person making it wouldn't let him, basically shit talking.

On April 11th, the site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

On April 13th, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

On April 23th, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.

On April 24th, NuKuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (NuKolyma was gonna offer webhosting).

On April 25th, he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network.

On April 26th, the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 30th, an incoming revival of Kolyma News Navigator called The Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email.

On the 4th of May, NuKuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250515225200/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>
[[File:Kuzzyuser.png|thumb|'toss used to mock kuzzycucks]]The least enjoyable part of the NuKuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (former developer and admin of Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies just decided to give up. Sometimes NuKuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called Schan, which would never come, but people initially believed that it would save the day. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for NuKuz and the site that depended on him.

On the 5th of May, the entire site was locked for a day, with NuKuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. We are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "has the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref>

On the 6th of May... well let's just let NuKuz speak for himself: <blockquote>[[File:Kuzemail.png|thumb|the email text in full]]I'm going to leave this message here for now. The current goal internally is to let Quote waste money while we work on Schan. What I'm going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt and I would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if Quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where priorities with staff and admins lie

'''<code>[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]</code>'''

The matter is, Quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of it's raiders until it is used against them. Quote could easily DDOS sites like The Jassy (any one can really, their server strength is not that good). But, they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope that enough spam and DDOSing will take down the site and make users leave. We got past the hurdle of the site going down due to DDOS attacks easily with the pow. But, the botnet IPs only need a few to truly take down the site. I've emailed Kuz for advice on what to do about this, as me and my developer are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (I will shortly share a old email Kuz gave me)

This however, isn't the only issue we are having. The other is public image as Quote and the janny cabal take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam CSAM on the sharty. It would not surprise me if they raid themselves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with BMT to blame on us and smear us more. The campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isn't well liked to get more people to leave the site. In a normal space, this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage, they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying.

As for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. I'm happy that the servers are stable and I'm happy I'm burning Quote's money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. I truly wholeheartedly believe in the KolymaNET modal of business and know one day I will be able to do as much for small imageboards as Kuz did. I want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under KolymaNET<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2141.0-2204.1</ref> </blockquote>He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real Kuz to him, where Kuz himself says "I never considered myself to be just one Kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of NuKuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real Kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with Kuz's name and celebrity. NuKuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "I<big>f you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project, you're dead wrong Quote.🐺 The storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯</big>".

Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2745.0-2855.0</ref>

==== The First Cytube Age ====
[[File:Kuzcytube.png|thumb|a pic of the cytube]]
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, The Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel.

This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).

The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned, it saw a thread with Agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what Agugu is. It's just ABDL pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.<ref>[[:File:Jannykuzzy.png]]
</ref>

As Kuzzycucks would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3067.0-3067.4</ref> screenshot of the catty, and also an Agugu thread here<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3049.0-3049.4</ref> if you're wanting to see it.

Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.<ref>https://archive.ph/bCTXV</ref>

==== The Second Cytube Age ====
After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between NuKuz and Quote imo), the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref>

On its first day, a Chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN</ref>

W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with Chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom. <blockquote>[08:40:21] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' neutral nigger are you good chief

[08:40:43] '''kakso:''' hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor

[08:40:46] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' dont spam and i will suck your bbc<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN#selection-629.0-671.34</ref></blockquote>Oh yeah and Feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the Chinnycucks to queue more BMT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwi Farms thread and blaming it on Kuzzyboils as a whole. <code>'''KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀'''</code>

Kuzzyboils no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.

<s>The most important feature of this incident was that NuKuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.</s>

As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirected to the Endchan's Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that Nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

=== Shemmy Era ===
[[File:Shemmy_kgs.png|thumb|"A toast to the good health of our websites"]]
To accomodate the homeless Kuzzycuck population, the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board.

On the 20th of May, it was shut down without any explanation on the 24th, but maybe because of it's PPH, which was higher than /qa/ and was embarrassing for The Shemmy leading to The Shemmy Administration shutting down, which after, they moved to /qa/ and got along with Shemmycucks, which, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Latas shit being emblematic of this and Layas's suicide caused by the removal of /kgs/, It begun the [[Operatsiya REVENGE Layas]] where people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and Feralteen o algo. Someone would also edit Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide. n this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of a new OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purportedly made by Neutraleyes).

Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a Kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and

>why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭.

<gallery>
Operatsiya_REVENGE_Layas.png|Operatsiya '''REVENGE''' Layas
</gallery>

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
{{Discord|accent=|content=W.T. Neutraleyes is connected to der 'cord.}}{{Quoting|You might find when I post him gimmicky, but I just think he as a very unmistakable, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert Wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.|-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone he self-inserts as}}[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!}}]]
<blockquote></blockquote>

Just like NuKuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule The Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4th (exactly 2 months after NuKuz founded The Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks, it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of The Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert. Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on The Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A Mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and Feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping the flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the Endchan Kuzzy's mod team too, so you know it's kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than The Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of Kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in endchan.org/kuzzymeta
</blockquote>

On June 4th, when someone made a thread frustrated at Kuz not replying to his email, WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarrassed himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for Kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>THEYRE WATCHING US}}]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on The Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS The Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

On June 6th, saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of Shemmy's Video Archive, Swedish Win Video Archive, Jakparty Soy Video Archive, Soyjak Blog Video Archive, Booru Soy Video Archive Soyjak Wiki Video Archive, or Thatsnuts Online Video Archive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge Kuzzycucks to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way NuKuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the Chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among Chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists[Marge...] they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to endchan.org/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about NuKuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than NuKuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied (nevermind, it isn't because Neutraleyes is dead and gone now) and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the Endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse The Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin memoryhole.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for The Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make Kuzzy OC?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what Kuzzycucks would want him to do. "Print out Kuzzyjaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with Kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, I'm a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on The Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, I regret to inform you guys that I will be doing a Kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at The Shemmy staff for not giving me a new BidenFlare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.)

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on The Kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some Shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out Kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of BMT apparently, which wasn't shocking considering Chinnycucks had been doing it since forever.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other Kuzzycuck has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in Kuz-era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for Kuzzycucks" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzycucks also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB The Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now The Kuzzy is 10x faster than The Shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

On June 29th, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that you're browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

On June 22th, the drawGOD who makes most of the Kuz Gay Sex (KGS) gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and that's it I think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that Kuzzycucks around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on The Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew Kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on The Kuzzy: "only one (1) other Kuzzycuck is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

On June 24th, Kuzzycucks raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on The Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at The Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a Kuzzycuck.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on The Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzycucks began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other Kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on The Kuzzy, asking Kuzzycucks to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post his fucking dick pic on The Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

{{Thread|(197.09 KB 479x284 [[:File:pepe_gem.png|pepe_gem.png]]) [[File:Pepe_gem.png|200px]]{{greentext|>nobody posts xeir bbc here}}
let that sink in|👁️ kuzzyboil|06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13|.|7857, №0 [X]}}

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting Kuzzycucks from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every Kuzzycuck has phimosis. But, he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and Kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by Kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, Kyle Kuzzy blushing and aura hog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join The Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan himself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved Kuzzycuck phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After Kuzzycucks reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting Kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolicon, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some ESL brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe.<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June in the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a Kolyma employee Neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple Kuzzycucks contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their Kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was The Slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brapzillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH Kuzzycucks and Jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" Kuzzycuck printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>{{Thread|We now have an official Cytube, '''https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils'''. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2536 [X]}}</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the momentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzycucks cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>{{Thread|Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzycucks to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.

There are lots of things we kuzzycucks should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board Owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2537 [X]}}</blockquote>He can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> He isn't a pedophile doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff. In the second paragraph he says a trvthnvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>{{Thread|Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18|[Preview]|2538 [X]}}</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects NuKuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging Kuzzycucks to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise NuKuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because NuKuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing The Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between NuKuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings).

Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like Copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "misspelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was NuKuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MISS YOU".
{{Thread|The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from [https://endchan.org/tech/ >>>/tech/].|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19|[Preview]|2539 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on The Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''.

KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvthnvke because he once tried to be The Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.

{{Thread|There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzycucks that want to create institutions for the community, please do so

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2540 [X]}}{{Thread|drum roll...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2541 [X]}}{{Thread|We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzycucks, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.

Let's cut to the point

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzycucks, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it

tl;dr KHANclave incoming...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2542 [X]}}{{Thread|And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site.|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2543 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>

=== Second NuKuz Era ===
On July 19th, NuKuz would break his radio silence on telegram, issuing a apology (https://pastebin.com/k73i8uQZ)

On July 20th, he would make a thread on Endchan's /kuzzy/ board (https://archive.ph/8tx8j)

And on July 22th, he would bring back The Kuzzy with a new captcha system that same day, Quote would try to bot it but failed, with this, the smuta era of The Kuzzy would end bringing back order

And on July 27th, he would open https://kolymanews.org/.

The site has been offline since September 2, it turns out in the Telegram that NuKuz had gotten tired of running the site and recommending users to move the Chinny <ref> https://archive.ph/XEsYN#selection-7700.0-7700.1 </ref> which can also help because the site redirects to Chinny.

TheKuzzy's sister site, [https://seinenchan.org Seinechan], was up as of September 4th, 2025, but then shut down all together. All other Kuzzy sites such as the Booru was unplugged.
=== 10001Chan Era ===
With the site being down, a user who was running a personal project noticed it being down and opened a bunker for Kuzzycucks here <s>https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/</s>←Dead Link. Though it appears many of them have started moving to the 'cuck. <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDRg?wr=true https://archive.fo/OKMG3 </ref> <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZEyBh https://archive.fo/GYjBT https://web.archive.org/web/20251024201558/https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/post.php?id=408&&i=1 </ref>

A couple of things would be made in the 10001chan era for the community such as a Steam group <ref> The Steam group itself: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/njozP, https://archive.ph/UWl9N The thread: https://archive.ph/qFpmA https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E3PeM </ref>

On October 30th, 10001Chan would go down, along with the bunker,<ref>https://archive.is/MJdRr</ref> leading to most likely The Kuzzy's the Kuzzy's death. That is, until..
=== Endchan Era ===
[[File:Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei ANF.png|thumb|279x279px|Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei logo.]]
Seemingly in early 2026, they would grief the sharty's Pixel Planet mural once again<ref>https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-799,-669,11</ref>. The board seems to be slightly more active as well, however they have the same exact unfunny humor as [[Chinny|Chinnycucks]], the reason why however it's because initially no one wanted to use Coswork's Shemmy Endchan bunker so, many Shemmycucks moved in there as well.

On January of 2026, the board would get a new owner named Rosirbae or Yagubibi, he seems to be a very /calm/ admin that doesn't plan to change that much about the current state of The Kuzzy.

On February of 2026, The Kuzzy begun creating a Kuzist clandestine group similar to the ANF (Anti-Nusoicacaist Front) the motivations is that they needed to expand their influence elsewhere with the objective to always remain somewhere. However, many Kuzzyboils are not motivated since they think they don't have the manpower for this to be successful or just simply seeing it as some schizo LARP.

On April of 2026, a massive schizo thread is created, based on a 'toss of the Polish lithuanian commonwealth.

They began creating a image collage explaining the current state of the NuSharty, how it's a devastated imageboard filled with slaves to janitors that don't revolve against their jannies and allow forced tranny memes to be put into them and that they don't allow to ban evade or raid peacefully.
[[File:Sharty genetics kuzzy schizo collage.png|thumb]]
Which some of these are unfortunaly true.
=== Kuri Era ===
On the 21st of June 2026, the original domain was brought back with a blank page displaying the text "'''SQQN'''". Later it turned into a page where you click on the screen and it plays music with a chibi Kuz dancing and text saying "TheKuzzy.win isn't online yet, but you can listen to some music while you're here!"{{CitationNeeded|if I remember correctly}}. thekuz.win was also bought and had a video of Kuz dancing with Doll entering, then changed to the same page.

On the 24th of June 2026, the site officially went up on a new imageboard software, Kchan, The site's new owner plans to move it to Vichan again. thekuz.win would become a Kuzzy booru.

It was moved to vichan by June 30, 2026, but catalog mode did not work and images didn't appear on the front page. Both thekuzzy.win and thekuz.win would go offline. It has been down ever since, This is because there is a server transfer and the owner is busy. It is highly likely that the site will return on another imageboard software than vichan, due to [[The Great Vichan Crisis|the hackings]]. And as it turns out, The Kuzzy had a new software, the name is unknown but NuNuKuz coded it himself after the Vichan hack.

As of August 1st, NuNuKuz plans on releasing The Kuzzy once again after he takes a nap, but on August 2nd says it was a lie, but a janny leaked the date at August 4th, but this hasn't been confirmed by any janitors, moderators or administrators yet. The site returned on the 2nd of August alongside a wiki. With the owner giving a statement;

{{Quoting|So, more than a month has passed since I shut down thekuzzy.win for what turned out to be a very long maintenance period. I'd like to apologize for that and explain why it took so long for the site to be up again.
Before I start my explanation, I'd like to address something to the SNCA/SECApedia editors: why are you guys purposely mistaking me for another person? Even when I explained it in /kgs/. I'm Kuri, not Koot. From what I've heard, Koot once stated that he's the current owner of Kuzzy, which is a lie. Though, I don't know if he really said that. Can you perhaps finally hear me out and stop spreading misinformation about me, please?
I'd also like to mention that I'm not a foodist, and I don't participate in any other failtroll groups.

About the shutdown
Basically, the reason it was down for so long is because I had some problems in my real life. After those problems were resolved, I took a little vacation in southern Siberia. It was pretty nice there. I can even share some timestamps if someone wants to see them.
The site was already ready to be launched again while I was there, but I wouldn't have been able to moderate it due to the internet problems there. But now I'm back home, and I can run the site again.|- Kuri}}The site under Kuri uses the imageboard software, Escapechan, designed to replicate Makaba. [[The Kuzzy Wiki]] was also established by [[Coswork16]] after talking with Kuri, it is set up on the soyjak.win domain and mirrored to on wiki.thekuz.win.

==== Death of the Sharty ====
On the 5th of August, 2026, soyjak.st and all affiliated sites would go down, causing many splinterGODs to rejoice, a thread on the Kuzzy is created for the situation, where it is discovered that a bunker was set up, [[A24.ct.ws|A24 Party]], It was raided and ultimately destroyed for a time by the Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/cKYxF</ref>, but other splinters such as the Chaddy had minor efforts to raid it. Unfortunately, it would return as more of a DNB than ever, with a broken MPA system. The sharty would later return under a 'new owner'.

{{Thread|[[File:Gigapepe.png|200px]]

I'm tired, I give up. You can post anything you want, except 'p. It's just not what I wanted the kuzzy to be. I wanted a Kolyma-themed imageboard. Instead, I got people who are trying to convince me pedophilia is funny and that there's nothing wrong with posting it.

I don't like moralfagging, but are you out of your fucking minds? You give these fucking degenerate soyfags an inch of freedom, and they immediately go back to their favorite thing - pedophilia. Out of your goddamn minds, I swear.

And don't tell me you're not a soyfag. You're ALL the same. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU is a soyfag if you use /soy/. Every. Last. One|## Admin ##|Fri 07 Aug 2026|14:10:55|1894}}
[[File:KolymaSTAT2026BUGGY.png|thumb|KolymaSTAT's home page]]

=== Another Migration ===
The site would go into maintenance yet again for days on end, Finally returning on the Vichan engine like the first kuzzy, the difference being that it was the leaked soyjak.party source with the datamining features removed. Barely a few days into Vichan returning, [[Kuri]] already said he wants to move software again.

=== Kolyma Revival Project ===
Around this time, sentiment for the revival of KolymaNET itself began to grow rather than the Kuzzy itself, Kolyma.cc was registered, this very wiki was moved to info.kolyma.cc, A Vidlii clone was created at watch.kolyma.cc, and a 9ch revival on bbs.kolyma.cc. [[Nedelya]] also came forward and started work on a [[KolymaSTAT]] revival as well as an [[Ayashii World]] instance

== Administration ==

== Administration ==
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! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Image'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Name'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Known for'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Notable Staff'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Term'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Duration'''
! style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#EFEFEF" |'''Owner'''
|- style="border: 2px solid #DDD; background:#F2F3F7"
|-
|[[File:Nukuz.png|frameless|198x198px]]
|[[Nukuz]] '''(First Mandate)'''
|Being the founder of the kuzzy.
|'''Developer(s)'''

[[Index.php?title=File:Kovnetdev.png|25x25px]]kovnet
|April 4th of 2025 - 18th of May of 2025
|'''44 Days'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#1C1C1C, #3F3F3F)" |NuKuz
|-
|[[File:Anarchy 2.png|frameless|167x167px]]
|Brief anarchy/nomadic period
|Refugee on multiple splinters, like the [[Zarty]] or [[Fooey]].
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|18th Of May of 2025 - 20th of May of 2025
|'''2 Days'''
| rowspan="1" |None.
|-
|[[File:Shemmy kgs.png|frameless|160x160px]]
|/kgs/ shemmy refugee era.
|First appereance of Mamekhan and W.T neutral eyes.
|'''Jannies'''

[[Index.php?title=File:Obsessed admin.png|link=File:Obsessed_admin.png|33x33px]]W.T neutral eyes
|20th of May of 2025 - 24th of May of 2025
|'''4 Days'''
| rowspan="1" style="background: linear-gradient(white, #265584, #265584, white)" |{{Color|fff|Vadim}}
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Anarchy 2.png|frameless|167x167px]]
|Second brief period of anarchy/nomadism
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|24 of May of 2025 - 4 of June of 2025
|'''11 Days'''
| rowspan="1" |None.
|-
|[[File:Obsessed admin.png|frameless|201x201px]]
|W.T neutraleyes
|Creating the endchan bunker
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|June 4 of 2025 - January 25 of 2026
|'''235 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 8 months, 1 week, and 2 days.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#585858, #8A8A8A)" |W.T neutraleyes
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Nukuz.png|frameless|198x198px]]
|[[Nukuz]] '''(Second Mandate)'''
|Bringing back the Kuzzy after announcing his come back on Telegram and the kuzzy endchan bunker.
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|July 22 of 2025 - September 2 of 2025
|'''42 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 2 months, 3 weeks and 5 days.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#1C1C1C, #3F3F3F)" |NuKuz
|-
|[[File:Erik manager Oc.png|frameless|180x180px]]
|Erik
|The first and only admin of the 10001Chan Kuzzy bunker. Was anonymous during his time as the bunker admin.
Would later become a Manager under the Kuri era. According to his own words, he joined the Kuzzy on day one, even being the creator of the original [[{{ROOTPAGENAME}}#Kyle_Kuzzy|Kyle Kuzzy]] 'jak.
|{{Subtitle|None}}
|September 4 of 2025 - October 30 of 2025
|'''56 Days'''
<big>'''In total: 2 months.'''</big>
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(#242B2B, #B0B0B0)" |Erik
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Unknown.png|frameless|165x165px]]
|Rosirbae
|The second admin of the kuzzy's Endchan bunker. Considered relatively [[Calm|/calm/]] and neutral.
|{{Subtitle|?}}
|January 25 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
| rowspan="1" style="background:linear-gradient(red, #F88)" |Rosirbae
(de-facto)
|-
|[[File:Kuri.png|frameless|163x163px]]
|Kuri Yuznetsov
|aka. NuNuKuz and Yuz. The first admin since NuKuz who can be considered "de-jure" due to operating on the kuzzy's original domain, albeit he wasn't part of the original administration.
|'''Manager'''
[[File:Erik manager Oc.png|frameless|40x40px]] Erik
|June 21 of 2026{{Note|Site first went up on the 24th of June, and had a long down-time afterwards until the 4th of August, 2026.}} - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
| rowspan="3" style="background:linear-gradient(#867F58, #4D4C46)" |Kuri
|-
|[[File:Coswork16REMADE.png|frameless|152x152px]]
|Coswork16
|Met Kuri in a [[Telegram]] group chat called "The Kuzzy Retirement Home" in early summer 2026, and joined the staff not long after as a janny and later as an administrator.
Admin of the Kuzzy's wiki.<ref>https://info.kolyma.cc/index.php?title=Coswork16</ref>
Considered controversial due to his (mostly past) affiliation with [[Foodist|certain people]] and his history.
|Same as Kuri.
|June 21 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
|-
|[[File:Unknown.png|frameless|165x165px]]
|Nedelya
|Larp of Kuz's fake wife, Nedelya Kuznetsova. Nedelya is a part of the Nukolyma team and is responsible for developing many of the sites in the network, such as Ayashii and Kolyma News Navigator. Xhe is generally well liked within the Kuzzy community and has contributed a lot to the team.
|Same as Kuri.
|August 19 of 2026 - {{Subtitle|Incumbent}}
|'''Present'''
|}
{{Notelist}}{{Reflist}}
== Notable users ==

=== Scar/Nukuz Era ===
[[File:Kuzzynamegods.png|thumb|the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025]]
[[File:Planeseat memoryhole.png|thumb|You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?]]
Throughout its history, The Kuzzy has generated a colorful and crazy heckin' cast of characters, both real and fictional.

* Lawful Good: That is NuKuz/Scarter, he is an edit of the original Kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from Kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of The Kuzzy.

* Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk Mamesons, Cats, you name it, into a blender, basically The Kuzzy culture.
* Neutral Good: The "two developers", believed to be Scarter's cord buddies or larps.
* Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long words threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save The Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an A50 square-jawed aryan holding a Gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin' Mario to Quote's Bowser.
* Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly by kuzzycucks, Froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic kid's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimstone art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesn't need a caption to explain it"<ref>https://archive.ph/iWOgU#selection-1233.0-1237.64</ref>
* Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old Shemmy Artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by KuzzyGODs. Certain to make FeralPedo leak.
* Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms.
* Neutral Moral: That is Dead Mexican Adult, something that a Kuzzycuck saw and posted to The Kuzzy, leading it to become one of The Kuzzy culture thing.
* Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne, probably an ANA.
* Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. (MEDS)
* Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of The Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear Neutraleyes glasses.
* Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed Mamesons on The Kuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/sCngs</ref> We haven't seen him in a while.
* True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian Hip-Hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him and it's not known why he is in the list at all.
* Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for Kuzzycucks. It's a custom for Soysphere Imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how The Kuzzy is an offshoot of The Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
* Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
* Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, Kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture, he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made Shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
* Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James.
* Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of The Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian who is really obsessed with Russia and Kuz. He has made lots of Kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
* Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of The Sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS Imageboards xhe sees as competition, as well as do psyops on The Sharty population to convince them alternative Soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason xhe's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
* Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being, in order to confuse them. However now, his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female Soyteen from The Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
* Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
* Social Evil: FeralTeen/Weepel/FeralPedo/WeePedo/FeralCuck/Feralshit/CobsonAdult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzycucks dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him GEEEEG.
* Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of The Chinny. Chinnycucks are foodistpedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
* Rebel Evil: While not being apart of The Kuzzy, Vladicrez, also known as Solomon Henderson and the Antioch High School shooter was someone who only killed a young girl then himself, he is mentioned here because he had taken pictures of him holding pictures of Kuzjaks. He was also a NuQAfe foodist who was affiliated with Mao's Destruction. He was in sites like Clarty, and his last site, Skibidi Farms. He tried to take down The Sharty with him but failed and got foodists fedded GEEEEG'''.''' He is dead as a DNB and deserved it.
* Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping, he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of The Kuzzy, The Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "Total Everybody Else Death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.

=== Kuri Era ===
tbd

== Copypastas ==
=== Picture Kuz's tummy swollen ===
Picture Kuz's tummy swollen and heavy with Froot's seed, his belly stretched taut and rounded like he's carrying new life inside. He'd rub the bulge, cooing softly to the 'baby' growing within, blissfully unaware that it's nothing more than Froot's thick, potent cum sloshing around inside his guts.

He'd start to show, his belly growing bigger and heavier every day, until he looked like he was ready to give birth at any moment. The sight of Kuz, round and ripe with Froot's semen, would be enough to make him bust a second load right then and there, just from the depraved thrill of knowing that he'd broken Kuz's mind, made him believe he was carrying his child.

Froot would watch him waddle around, his movements slow and awkward, his belly swaying heavily in front of him. He'd watch him struggle to bend over, to reach for things, his swollen gut getting in the way at every turn. And the whole time, he'd just be smiling softly, rubbing his belly, talking to the 'baby' like it was real, like Froot hadn't just trapped him in the most sickening lie imaginable.

Froot would watch him go into labor, watch him scream and cry and push, his belly contracting and churning as he tried to force out the load of cum trapped inside. But it wouldn't come out, would it? No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he begged and pleaded, he couldn't get Froot's seed out of him. It was trapped, locked away inside his broken mind, a cruel joke played on his shattered psyche.

Kuz collapse against the bed, exhausted and spent, his belly still swollen and heavy with Froot's semen. He'd look up at Froot with tears in his eyes, a mix of pain and confusion and despair, and he'd whisper, "It's gone… it's not coming out… I can't feel it anymore…" And Froot would just laugh, because he knows the truth. The truth that his mind is broken, that he's never going to give birth to anything but the sick, twisted lies Froot fed him. And that's when he'd lean in close, his face just inches from Kuz's, and he'd whisper, "That's right, you stupid slut. There is no baby. There's only the cum I pumped inside you, the thick load that's been rotting in your guts for months now. You're not a mother, you're just a set of holes for me to use, a broken toy for me to fill and empty as I please."

And he'd watch as the realization hit Kuz, as the shattering of his mind finally sank in, and he'd start to scream, to wail, to beg him to make it real, to give him a baby, anything but the cruel truth of his existence. Froot would just smile at his anguish, taking cruel pleasure in watching him unravel, knowing that he was the one who had broken him, shattered his mind into a million jagged pieces.

"Face it, whore, you're not a mother. You're just a set of holes for me to fill and ruin as I please. The only thing you're ever going to birth is the thick loads of cum I pump into your slutty body." Froot would grind his still-hard cock against Kuz's swollen belly, feeling it slosh with his seed, a sickening reminder of the twisted reality of Kuz's existence. "This is your purpose, slut. To be a living, breathing cum dump, to be filled and bred like a cheap fucktoy until your mind can't take it anymore. And the best part is, you'll never be able to forget it, not even for a single moment."

=== People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. ===
People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. Wanting to feel his wet, warm mouth slurping and sucking on your throbbing meat is utterly disgusting. Imagining his tongue swirling and sloppily lapping at every inch of your shaft just proves how much of a degenerate freak you are. All of you "people" who like to picture kuz kneeling between your legs, his eyes gazing up at you with a mix of lust, desire and a hint of mischief while he licks his lips before preparing to drag his tongue along the underside of your shaft, starting at the base and slowly, torturously dragging it up until he reaches where your cock meets your balls are just the worst beings this site has to offer. I can't believe fags like you exist.

=== The pleasure is overwhelming ===
[[File:Kuz_eats_dick.png|thumb]]
Kuz would be laying on his bed, his slim legs drawn up to his chest, his knees pressed tightly together as he hunches over himself, his face flushed and eyes closed in concentration. His breathing would grow heavier, more ragged, as he slowly circles his entrance, feeling it clench and flutter beneath his reluctant touch.

'It feels so weird,' he'd whisper to himself, his voice breathy and uncertain, even as he pushes a little harder, the tip of his finger sinking just a fraction of an inch into that hot, tight flesh. His other hand would drift down, slipping beneath the waistband of his pants, his fingertips brushing against the stiff, leaking outline of his tiny cock.

'Fuck,' he'd hiss, his hips bucking slightly as he feels himself, gauging the sizeable bulge tenting the fabric. He's never touched himself like this before, never dared to venture this far into his own most intimate places. But he can feel a pressure building deep in his gut, a needy, aching emptiness that demands to be filled.

Slowly, hesitantly, he pushes his finger in deeper, sinking it knuckle-deep into that clutching, silken heat. A choked moan escapes Kuzzy's lips, his head falling back against the pillow as he starts to pump his finger in and out, the slick, obscene sound of his self-pleasure filling the room. His other hand works faster, stroking and squeezing his aching cock through the fabric, the damp patch spreading and growing with each desperate, needy touch.

He's panting now, his chest heaving as he fingers himself with increasing fervor, his tight hole stretching and yielding to the relentless invasion. The pleasure is overwhelming, like nothing he's ever felt before, and he can feel his orgasm building, the pressure coiling tighter and tighter in his heavy, aching balls.

'Fuck, fuck, fuck!' Kuz chants breathlessly, his voice rising in pitch and volume with each thrust of his fingers, each stroke of his weeping cock. He's losing himself in the sensation, surrendering to the depraved bliss of his first real taste of pleasure, and it's consuming him utterly.

His free hand claws at the sheets beneath him, fisting the fabric and twisting it in his desperation as he feels his climax surging forward, inexorable and unstoppable. His toes curl in his socks, his legs drawing up even tighter to his chest as he teeters on the brink of ecstasy.

And then, with a final, brutal thrust of his fingers, he's coming undone. His slim body goes rigid, his back arching as he lets out a strangled, wordless cry of rapture. Thick, creamy ropes of cum erupt from Kuz's spasming cock, staining his pants a sticky, shameful white as he rides out the waves of his mind-blowing orgasm.

=== I'm not gay, but... ===
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kuz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kuz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

=== Kuz's big mongolian cock ===
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Have you ever imagined how Kuz would snuck his big mongolian cock into your boypussy, as you would scream in tight as it would force you, owning you, conquer you and possibly humiliate you? The very thought of it would make your brain rejoice,happily embrace Kuz as your man, your owner. You will feel shame first, but joy come afterwards, you will surrender your body to him, you will be happy for him blessing you with his mighty cock as you will get addicted to it and involuntarily lick his enveloped fluid sticky crotch. Oh Kuz…

=== I have nothing to live for except Kuz. ===
I have nothing to live for except Kuz. Every single night of my life I lay alone in my bed imagining Kuz cuddling with me. I cry myself to sleep while listening to recordings of his voice and pretending that he's here with me. I need Kuz more than anything in my life. I have not been able to jerk off to anything except Kuz, and everytime I try, he just comes back on my mind. It's constantly driving me crazy.

>errrr sweaty that's kinda yikes

Yes. I know. I have developed an emotional attachment to a bald men with glasses site admin. This is the first time I've genuinely developed a romantic interest in a real person as funny as it sounds. Kuz is my everything. He's the only thing that gets me through tough times.

And Kuz, if you're actually lurking this site like Froot said,

I hate you

I think you're a dumb slut

And yet I can't help but be obsessed with you

I could be your friend if you gave me a chance

=== What the fuck do I do, soybros? ===
>be me, kuzposter

>constantly have sex with kuz

>finally get kuz pregnant

>find out the baby isnt mine

>find out the baby is half black

>beat kuz

>rape kuz and force him to get an abortion

>kuz doesnt wanna talk to me anymore

What the fuck do I do soybros?

=== Let that sink in ===
Let that sink in.

=== Kuz lay there ===
Kuz lay there, her nipples hard due to the cold air, steps in Anton Maximov, her huge futa cock dangling between her legs. She walks towards Kuz and lightly caresses her back "all tied up just for me? How long did I take?" Kuz replies timidly "I-I don't know… please let me go" Maximov moves her hand to her stomach "not yet my darling, I want to enjoy you for a bit" she begins to tickle her stomach. Kuz jerks in reaction to the sudden sensation "AHAHA STOP!!" Maximov intensifies her invasion of Kuz's body, moving to her feet aswell, Kuz convulses in every direction her constraints buckle due to the movement "ahah settle down now, I have something that will make this less intense for you" Maximov states as she reaches for a needle, rubbing some local anesthetic and injecting her with FloydTech brand fent, Kuz goes numb as Maximov grabs a chainsaw and begins to rev it up, the noise filling the room "n-NO NO PLEASE DON'T PLEASE NONO!!!!" Kuz screams as Maximov brings the chainsaw to her face "Nothing you say will change my mind Kuzzy, after you refused to make ME the rightful owner of Soyjak.party, I want to see the look of terror on your face as I plunge this chainsaw into your supple, tender body. Kuz starts sobbing uncontrollably as Maximov revs the chainsaw near Kuz's shoulder and brings it down, Kuz feels no pain but still feels the foreign object enter her shoulder, she starts screaming as loud as she can "NOOOO STOP NOO PLEASE MAX I'LL MAKE YOU HEAD OF THE NSS AGAIN PLEASE NO PLEASE NO!!" Kuz starts violently shaking as she tries and fails to escape her restraints. Maximov finishes cutting her right arm off as Kuz falls onto her side, still unable to get free "one down, three to go!" Anton says enthusiastically as she jumps around to Kuz's left arm and begins her sick work once more as Kuz tries desperately to crawl away, only making it worse for herself as her struggling makes Anton mess up her cuts "WOULD YOU STOP MOVING SO MUCH!!" She slams her Futa cock into Kuz who is still numbed from the FloydTech brand fent is immobilized due to the heavy weight of Maximov's huge futa cock. As Kuz's mangled left arm slops off Anton moves to her legs. Her cock leaking precum all over Kuz's back as she revs the chainsaw again and starts the removal process, the blood pouring out of her left leg onto the floor of Anton's dingy basement, Kuz has stopped moving at this point, the shock of losing this much blood preventing her from screaming, only small wimpers exit her mouth as the chainsaw rips into her flesh. A wet plop and down goes Kuz's left leg, Maximov has already orgasmed 2 times by this point, leaving Kuz in a puddle of her own blood and massive amounts of cum. As Antin goes for the final saw Kuz shudders as she feels her arteries pump out what little she had left. By the time Maximov was finished with the right leg, Kuz was dead. "There, now you're almost perfect" Anton slides her cock into Kuz's pussy while she takes out a small knife and begins to beheas Kuz's head from her lifeless body. Maximov inflates her uterus to full size as she slops her cock out of Kuz's ruined pussy, cum flows out of her as Anton begins using Kuz's head as a fleshlight. She moves upstairs and turns on her PC, watching some futa porn as she fills Kuz's head with her cock, holding her firm as her jet black hair spills around Maximov's shaft.
THE END!! sorry it took awhile a storm started as soon as I began writing

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[[File:Screenshot 2026-07-15 145138.png|thumb|Chinny user shares a delightful post. Wow, thanks! (all posts have to be manually approved by the [[Jannies|joons]] btw)]]

The '''Chinny''', is [[Truthnuke|a barely moderated shithole]] of an anonymous English-language imageboard centered around politics and namefag countrywar drama as a successor to the [[Churro]].

The culture of the Chinny is controversial. As with Sharty's /pol/ and the Churro, most of the political topics are rarely, if ever, taken seriously, and constantly make boogeymen out of other imageboards/splinters such as the Shemmy and the Swinny; they also do not care about Soyjakking culture. The users of the site are called "Chinnycucks", usually in a derogatory manner. The site's somehow lax moderation lets subtle "irony"-poisoned Jartycuck tier degeneracy be posted including pedophilia and Satanic cults LARP, making "jokes" about CP, and newfag repellant such as DNB. Some of its users have been known to be in questionable communities, with some raids shilling the Chinny (particularly in Chinny 1). As a result, some Chinnycucks are banned from not just the Sharty, but also from its splinters.
== History (Chinny 1) ==
=== Origins ===
on August 25th 2024, an unnamed Italian user of the Churro named "the italian" (later named Kikemin due to his usage of Maxist flags on the Chinny) registered their domain. This imageboard would be in development until on September 5th 2024 it was released for the public. Reasons for creating the Chinny was in response to woot's failure to add any meaningful features like a captcha, memeflags and a /pol/ board as ironic as that may seem.

=== Early History ===
The Chinny, being a splinter of chudpol.ru, a splinter of soyjak.party, a splinter of 4chan of a splinter carried most of the culture that came from The Churro. This includes trannylarp, speechbubbles, country wars and other degeneracy.

The Chinny was very obsessed with sites that were not them, especially the [[Shemmy]]. Despite a lot of chinnycucks being users of the Shemmy, they would often lament about it's administration and content. An example of such is [[Quote]] bragging about botting the shemmy on the Chinny.
=== Downfall Towards Overedginess ===
Contrary to popular belief, the Chinny did not start out as a "fewdist" imageboard. The slippery slope of "not ban anything not explicitly illegal" began when people began joking about "BMT" (Baby Monkey Torture). Overtime, this spiraled into becoming more and more edgy to the point banned users were spamming the site with BMT. Even in the Chinny 2, there is still subtle "ironic" pedophilia and other questionable culture posted by a few namefags (e.g. replying to threads with mentioning of the letters "CP"), despite having rule 2 that jannies don't enforce.

It does not help that a lot of the (banned) userbase signed up for Skibidi Farms, which itself is already an infamously foodist forum with illegal content.

=== Shutdown ===
After a botting wave called "Anonymous Against Foodism" struck the Chinny for days straight, Kikemin tried to combat such bots by implementing new antispam measures and disabling new block bypass generation at botting hours. This was too much for him to bear and as a result he shut the website down on November 24th 2024.

After the shutdown, a lot of users ended up migrating to Skibidi Farms, where the content they were not allowed to post earlier was allowed.

The Spinny would be it's successor after it's shutdown.

After the Spinny's shutdown, Chinnycucks mostly moved over to the [[shemmy]], Sharty's /pol/ board, or Skibidi Farms. The Chinny briefly redirected to the Shemmy until the Shemmy's closing sometime in February.

== History (Chinny 2) ==

=== Pre-Return ===
After the temporary shutdown of [[shemmy.tv]], on March 8 Kikemin announced he would be bringing the site back. A Telegram channel for updates was made 4 days later with the first message being made on March 16, stating that {{quote|>The Chinny will be online soon, we're currently waiting for our host to approve our server, which shouldn't take too long. No more than a few days.}}

Despite claiming to return within a few days, it would not return, at all, and on March 20th, 4 days later, a message would be sent, reading:

{{Quote|>There's been some unexpected setbacks but the site will be coming soon. Sorry for the wait.}}

Again, a month would go by, with no updates on the Telegram or website, until April 18th, when a post referencing a tweet 4chan posted days after the site was hacked, read:

{{Quote|>It takes time.}}

On August 7th, 2025, the first sign of life from this site was made in the Telegram channel, when a message was sent reading

{{Quote|>Something big is coming.}}

From then, visiting the site resulted in a black screen, with the title reading "the storm".

On August 17th, someone, possibly [[Kikemin]] himself, posted a screenshot on [[Kuzzy|the Kuzzy]] of the chinny's new home page. This is the first time since its shutdown that an image of the Chinny's development was released to the public.

On August 24, Kikemin announced the site would be returning on the 26, The following day, the title of the aforementioned black page was changed to "is cQming", and a green countdown on when the chinny would come back was added, one it reached at 0, the countdown replaced with a red text that says "any minute now...", then to an error message, and a couple of minutes later, the site has been returned.

=== Post-Return ===

==== August 2025 ====

* August 25 - at 8 PM EST / 26th 12 AM UTC, the website completely returned after a message from Chinny's telegram, and a QNA session thread gets posted on the /chud/ board, where it would be held at 8 PM CET. Shortly after it's return, the site's activity skyrocketed. The website was later DDoSed a few minutes after release but was brought back up after a few minutes.

* August 26 - a thread would be made by a cuban user with the body "Chilefails are built for venezuelan bwc and haitian bbc". This thread would garner about 800 replies after a span of a few hours, likely becoming the Chinny's biggest thread. or one of the biggest, in it's history. The reason for this thread's popularity was due to someone, allegedly [[Ronald]] himself, posted in the thread, and the thread would eventually turn into a QNA session with him.
* August 27 - Tthe site went down for about 17 hours due to an issue with the hosting provider.

==== September 2025 ====

* September 1 - A news blotter is added to the website, similar to 4chan's, it is placed on the index of all boards.
* September 5 - A news post is made celebrating the first year anniversary of the site. Afterward the default theme was replaced with that of the [[Churro]]'s and a woot LARP thread was stickied on /chud/. Both of these changes were reverted the next day.
* September 10 - A thread discussing the Charlie Kirk assassination is stickied. The site was expected to also have downtime, but it's unknown if any downtime actually occurred.
* September 16 - Chinny users raid a shemmy Discord bunker, attempting to bully Yeji into shutting down [[Netsuba]] and redirect it to the Chinny. Yeji is also questioned for his ties to [[RyeKrisPie|ryekrispie]] and other controversial figures from the shemmy. Most users leave the Discord after a shemmypooner wakes up and starts being annoying, hours later [[Fella Farms|off]][[Foodist|siters]] discover the thread and spam the Discord with toddler CP. A pedophile larping as kharkiv spams the site with shotacon.{{CitationNeeded|i dont have an archive for this because i forgot the thread's content}}
* September 18 - Kara posts a thread telling that he has been kicked from the shemmycord for harassing a pooner, where it will later be deleted. An innocent user plays on the Sootistpedo DS, which encouraged him to kill his own hamster. He locks him and his hamster in the bathroom and writes up his experience in a lengthy wall of text.
* >"Kara posts a thread telling that he has been kicked from the shemmycord for harassing a pooner, where it will later be deleted" wtf is this esl bullshit chinnycucks can't write
* ^[[thats aryan shemmycuck]] stop being hinduphobic
* September 19 - A thread is created discussing the possibility of colonizing [[wikipedia:Blockland_(video_game)|Blockland]], a dead sandbox game that was basically the millennial version of Roblox and harbored several infamous internet figures such as [[Null]]. An unoffical blockland server for the chinny is created and several creations were made in the process. About 7 people (4 chinny users and 3 random Blocklanders) were in the server at it's peak. It later goes down due to someone crashing the entire server with a event exploit.
* September 20 - The Blockland server returns, image support is added to the server. A 20+ year old account created in joins the server, commenting "there's a dead nigger baby here" and doing nothing for 2 hours before leaving, being the chinny's first contact with prehistoric oldfags.A new board named /gen/ is added, but is locked. The original blockland thread as well as the new mykola thread is moved to this board.
* September 22 - Chinny reaches 200,000 total posts, a thread about churro's bans by woot would get posted.
* September 26 - /chud/ gets it's 200k GET, foodists and fellaniggers attempt to steal the GET but ultimately fail after a swinnyGOD steals it.
* September 28 - /gen/ is unlocked.
* September 30 - Emotes are added to the site aswell as a post styling editor to the post form.

==== October 2025 ====

* October 1 - The Liru thread, made by an actual unc who's claimed to have been posting Liru since 2006, surpasses 1,000 replies, becoming the first thread to do so in Chinny's history.

* October 3 - Kara would get permanently banned from the Chinny.
* October 7 - Kikemin posts his empty fridge, suggesting he is starving.<ref>[[:File:Kikemin fridge.jpeg]]
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* October 8 - Captcha bypasses were broken for 18 whole hours, resulting in very dead activity.
* October 9 - /chud/ gets it's 222222th post, which is a MLP win. A Halloween theme is also added
* October 11 - Kharkiv asks for feet pictures, leading to a foot dox thread.
* October 16 - A Postal 2 mod that consists of a chinnycuck texture would get made.<ref><s>https://files.catbox.moe/qina9v.webm</s> dead link</ref>
* October 18 - [[Anonimos]] gets doxxed from a thread
* October 21 - The host goes down
* October 23 - The site is still down, with the Chinny telegram posting the message "Still waiting on them" (in reference to their host). The down page gets a new update reading: "We are currently waiting on our support tickets to actually be answered. The host dropped us over a technical misunderstanding, they temporarily unsuspended us, but their website and control panel have been unresponsive, and we've been unable to get into the server. We're still waiting for a reply back."
* October 27 - The Chinny returns after 5 days of downtime

==== November 2025 ====

* November 3 - Kara (or someone LARPing) has a meltdown in response to SNCApedia banning his alt and attempting to doxx him, ends up deleting his discord server
* November 4 - Some faggot has a meltdown when people post a certain version of Mykola which causes other users to spam the catalog with that same image
* November 17 - "Sucypedo" and Kara both leak at each other with Kara claiming that Sucypedo is actually [[Suznetsov]]
* November 22 - A Chinny user gets grok to make an operating system in Python called pyOS, shartyteen gets a Chinnypedo doxed by using a ip grabber
* November 28 - Kikemin makes a post claiming that the Shroom is heavily datamining it's users and is using google iframe exploits to scrape info from logged-in google accounts to target and doxx individuals that they do not like.

==== January 2026 ====
* January 4 - Some newfag asks if there are any new splinters
* January 14 - Kikemin posts about not seeing a need for /meta/ anymore.
==== February 2026 ====
* February 20 - A user makes a community thread with the goal of making a mansion in chinnycraft.
* February 25 - A user asks if any of them want to have kids. The Maltese asks if anyone has seen the newest Goatis video.
* February 26 - Some users asks other users what they do beyond the internet. In a thread asking about chinny namefag OC, someone posts about them printing out [[Femkikemin]] drawings leading to an interested reason from users.
* February 27 - A frogposter laughs at how they """mindbroke""" SNCApedia.
==== March 2026 ====
* March 1 - A failtroll [[larping]] as [[Coalfarmer]] attacks [[SoyBooru]] and its [[Nuuru|forum]] with DNB and gore. Same failtroll spams SNCApedia with pedophilic names.
* March 10 - A thread asking for OC portraying namefags as anime waifus gets a lot of replies with some art made.
* March 14 - 499999, 500000, and 500050 GETs are Malta wins.
* March 15 - Spadeson asks what are your favorite video games. Some dude asks if they can play Cossacks together.
==== April 2026 ====
* April 1: Chinny theme changes to a more soyjak oriented theme. Logo changes to Cobson. /chud/ subject is "/chud/ - 'Oyjaks / home of the 'ems". Randomly "o algo geg" appended to the end of posts. Certain start of words randomly turn to apostrophes for each letter of the alphabet. "What" is wordfiltered to "marge". Many Chinny users hated this April Fools as it was constantly annoying to them, and blamed Tranager. Emojis of NAS were changed to Soyjaks. This theme was undone the next day.

* April 23: [[Lie|/pol/ namefag Coalfarmer becomes owner, or did he?]] {{Spoiler|tranager must have done this}}

==== May 2026 ====
* May 29: Chinny raids [[soyjak.party]]'s /q/ due to being unmoderated. The posts {{Frogtext|stay up for at least 5 hours.}}

== Boards ==

* /chud/ - International Politics - The main board of the website, mostly shitposting and little to do with actual politics most of the time. Half serious, half shitposting. Mostly the ladder. Called /pol/ on the original chinny.
*/gen/ - Generals - For discussion threads on a specific topic, typically long ones, for the sake of preservation. Now deleted.
*/meta/ - Feedback & Suggestions - Most "serious" board, meta board. Called /q/ - Site Discussion and Feedback on the original chinny. Locked since questions can be asked on /chud/.
* /tranny/ - Off-Topic - Basically the /nate/ or /trash/ of the Chinny, where the worse threads go. Typically pornography dumps or namefag threads happened here. Used to be a hidden board that did not appear on the home page or top bar. Called /r/ on the original chinny.

== Chinny+ ==
Chinny+ or CP for short (very original kikemin) is a feature introduced on February 10, 2026, where it allows you to bypass IP address manual post approval. {{Glowtext|It requires a username and password for registration.}}

== ChinnyPaint ==
ChinnyPaint (ALSO CALLED CP; even more "original") is a new paint feature of the Chinny introduced in Februrary. It puts a watermark "CP [version number]" at the bottom right and you cannot remove it. A timer is also included in your post.

== Phrases ==
* [X]baba (e.g. soibaba)
* [[dats aryan shemmycuck]]/that's aryan shemmycuck - Uncommonly used in response to a disagreement. Used on the shemmy and later used by Soyteens (or HTSMs).
* giga/rare giga - Rarely used for controversial/shock gigas or AI generated barely IAS slopjaks.
* notice how it's white/notice he's white - Used to describe non-white people or other entities.
* because white/because w/b w/bw/bc w - Usually used in response to another poster's disdain of another person or entity. Similar to above.
{{greentext|>nuke [country i don't like]}}
{{orangetext|<because white}}
* bbcp
* <s>chinnister</s> sinister
* X is safe edgy
** Sometimes this is ironically said about illegal content (i.e. 'p).
** Also used for anything mentioning the age of a person, usually in the phrase "too old, safe edgy"
* X is shemmy
* qeq - Equivelant of kek or geg. Mostly old Chinny culture.{{CitationNeeded}}
* [X]pedo (e.g. anypedo, everypedo, sucypedo)
* every[x] (example: everybunny, everypony, etc)

== CP spells ==
A '''CP Spell''' (allegedly) is when someone mentions the Shroom or Catter on the Chinny, which then a bot that skims for Shroom mentions starts posting 'p. Kara accuses Catter for running the bot. In actuality the "bot" is Kara himself who spams Omori diaper porn on splinters.<ref>https://archive.fo/QncNd</ref>

The project is still in development with a few quality posters on the site such as Redditor being given "beta access" to the site.
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File:coal farmer what the fuck is this.png|Apparently this is '''coalfarmer''' talking about the SNCApedia splinter.
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== Namefags ==
{{Pooner|Most Chinny users are fat brown pooners btw.}}<s>Strikethrough</s> means they're no longer found to be posting on the chinny as of the revival. '''Bolded''' means namefags that are nuchinny namefags. Banned users have been put at the end of the list for your convenience.
[[File:1761683061332.png|thumb|249x249px|Ohnonono what is this chinnycux?]]
*<s>adfe</s> - Turkish namefag that used to use the [[Soyjak Forum|Shroom]] and formerly the [[Soyjak.blog|Schlog]] before getting banned from the Shroom.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2957#post-22363771</ref> Former user of the [[Shiwi]] who got banned for being a chinnycaca.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-3376#post-23906997</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-3377#post-23910023</ref> Obsessed with Soytan. <s>Allegedly</s> A user and former mod of SNCApedia. Stopped using the site and lost his janny permissions and left the site, returning to Shroom because AI mykolas won.
*glownigger - Turkish namefag from [[Niggerhell|Manisa]] who likes complaining about everything. His family is impoverished. He begged [[Kikemin]] to make a Minecraft server for 3 months and only [[Gigachad|touched it twice]]. He also has herpes.
*[[Satoko_Fans_Arent_White]] - Former Turkish boorufag (Also known as [[User:AAF|Anonymous Against Foodism]]), '''Is now banned on SNCApedia for "totencord"'''. Posts normie memes including Spongebob memes. Allegedly left the Chinny for the Swinny. After the Swinny's close death/2 year anniversary, he has returned to posting on the Chinny.
* <s>BBCroat</s> - /leftypol/ Croatian obsessed with penises and posts on bantculture frequently. Theorized to be the serbian flag poster
*<s>Sootistpedo</s> - ultra oldfag from 2021 that posted under the algerian flag on /pol/. now uses the [[Soot|Sootist]] flag to post. Heavily dislikes his mother and his hamster. He's also a [[Doctos|hermaphrodite]] and an actual former foodist. left to study
*'''Georgiapedo''' - A [[America|Georgian]] user who is obsessed with [[Satanic cults]]. He gets mad at satanist larpers for appropriating his culture. He is suspected to be a {{Rainbowtext|[[Faggots|homosexual]]}} and/or a {{Brimtext|[[pooner]]}} but he denies these claims. He is a racist and hates browns, especially [[niggers]] and Arabs because he has self-hatred problems.
*'''Texaspedo''' - A Texan user who likes [[Faggots|sniffing toilets]] and his real name is [[Satoko houjou fan|Pablo]]. He is very obsessed with Georgiapedo, and has stated that he only posts to bait him.
*'''zionGAWD!!d2u/Tu2TJE''' - Suspected pooner namefag with Israel and Atomwaffen flag. He is the skinniest user of the Chinny, at 5'9" and 110 lbs. He also used to post on the Kuzzy, under the name "Kakso." He enjoys 764 comlarping and taking BBC.
[[File:mi nombre es gemboy es muy gusto DD.png|thumb|No comments.]]
[[File:Big_buff_black_dude_next_to_a_lolicon.png|thumb|{{Quote|>Are the obsessed projecting niggers actually retarded?}}]]
*{{Acktext|Gemboy!jCp8/Vulsk}} - free pph machine. Is a [[Doctos|Jassycuck]] faggot who posts [[Boykisser]] and {{Antimattertext|Shoyta/Soylita edits}} edits. He has attempted to ban evade on the Sharty. Likes ruining houses on the Chinny's dead Minecraft server. Despite larping like a cutesy femboy, he is actually a 5'5" 180lbs whale. Briefly disappeared by late March of 2026 and posted on [[Kiwi Farms]] (particularly the [[Shiwi]]) but appeared again on March 30, 2026 then proceeded to leave and hasnt been seen again. He's on shartypol as Slav4BBC{{Margerald}}
** He also watched '''[['p|DD]]''' (on the Jassy of course) but '''claimed it wasn't extreme'''.
*** This has further implication which mean outside of jerking his tbp to Shita and Shitlita, he also beat his shit to actual underage children and has consumed CP in the past (with no remorse and he enjoyed it). However xe denies this. <-- Obviously to damage control.
**** Later he would justify why he "was searching for CP" by admitting '''how CP links works''' (meaning he had knowledge about how 'p links work on TOR due to him constantly beating his shit to it), he later would '''imply''' SNCApedians editors are the real "pedophiles" for censoring a pedo dogwhistle({{Acktext|boykisser}}) ([[Branigger#Hypocrisy_and_Projection|Projection like a brapnigger]]). Take his justification with a grain of soy as he has been known for making pedophillic jokes in the past as well as posting shitlita and shita, with various things listed previously, even then '''why would you trust a porn addict?'''
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File:jassyboy 1.png|Notice the usage of word "casually" for visting?
File:jassyboy 2.png|Him admitting to browsing the Jassy for "gemmies".
File:1779592769217.png|How would '''he know about 'p links''' and why hasn't he yet report them to the proper authorities? And he instead had to make a annoucement about it, seems odd to attentionwhore like this.
File:1779915383258-0.png|His responses justifying why he was searching for CP links [[File:Tranny_getting_shot.gif|20px]]{{Quote|>erm chud i was definitely fighting the evil pedos, ignore the fact i browse the jassy and transheart posting shota to goon}}
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*{{Pinktext|Tranager}} - The manager of the Chinny, he usually posts with either an [[America|American]] flag or a pirate flag but with 99% certainty its a skinwalker. Frequently blamed for everything bad that happens on the site. [[Doctos|Was hanged in Congo village raid]]
* '''Spadeson!40dlujMo5s''' - Nu-immigrant after being banned from the Sharty, appeared since at least late February or early March 2026. Posts with Gigachad and Pepe vril. Posts memes related to Sharty culture. Due to using Sharty memes ze is frequently ignored by other chinnycucks.
* Serbian Piratefag - extremely obsessed nobody liked him, either left or was an abbo pedophile known as octavbaby. 5'4" and benches 45 kg.{{Margerald}} There are multiple other pirate vril posters such as Tranager and the Shemmypooner/Poopoogore freak !/FalRXcFRk (also posts with US vril).
* [[Malteser|'''Libersmith''']] - 15 year old sharty /pol/ refugee, also used the Shemmy, he tried inviting people from soytok gcs like adolesoja and smoot but they left.
*Kharkiv - Ukrohog that {{Gemeraldtext|hates Serbia}} and used to nolife chinny1 24/7. He is very [[Retard|ESL]], but [[Gigachad|he doesn't care about it]]. He likes the [[Shit nobody cares about|Cossacks video game series]].
*'''<s>Hungolian</s>''' - A {{Jewtext|(((Hungarian)))}} {{Rainbowtext|[[Faggots|faggot]]}} who is obsessed with black cocks. He is also a drawfag, and enjoys drawing shitty porn and suggestive art on Oekaki. posted his clitty cage with a timestamp
*[[Lviv]] - Ukrohog obsessed with forsaken, foodist who used skibidifarms, claims to be 14 and dating libersmith
* '''Lirucaca -''' Actual gigaunc obsessed with a werewolf character named Liru, claims to have been posting Liru on 4chan since 2006. Has posted liru on various other altchans in the past. Amerimutt who travels abroad frequently, he can be spotted with a variety of different flags.
* '''Sucy/Sucypedo''' - Australian clittycel, claims to be celtic, makes shitty 3d and minecraft models and is trying to create his own language even though Hindi already existed.
*'''Rhodesian''' - Uses the rhodesian flag and used to bully [[The Kuzzy|nukuz/scar]] with pizza deliveries. <s>Currently vril hopping</s> Was Kikemin samefagging all along because Ian Dutra is whiter than this albaboon
* '''[[shartyfujo]]''' - latinx foid obsessed with necrophilia and some snca pig musical artist. Shemmycuck
* '''Lambschizo''' - Originally thought to be a bot, 4/pol/ immigrant that spams nonsense about the Lamb being bred white with the smallest penis possible and how Trump is the antichrist or whatever with Blacked porn or white penises being attached to his posts, eventually broke character after some time and was identified as human.
* [[Imperator]] - A /pol/ oldfag and a former Booru and Shroom/Schlog user. He posts under the name sinister. hes also a drawfag and creator of [[Mykola]].
*[[Sobotwon]] - Also known as Chinkfoid. Posts with a Kolyma flag and a UK/Norwegian/Kazakh flag. {{Coaltext|She has done a cosplay of Alunya, the mascot of leftypol.org.}}
*'''UK Gypsy''' - Gay, hates being a gypsy. Might be the gay britbong from sharty /pol/ who posted in early 2025.
*'''[[Jaikacuz|German Drawfag/Jaikacuz]]''' - One of the chinny's drawfags, draws suggestive memeart in Tegaki, a user on the site confirmed that xhe were [[Pooner|jaikacuz]] from the Shemmy (referred to as "porch".) She does not post as much anymore.
* '''<s>Kobepedo / Kobefail</s>''' - Drawfag who often uses the Kobe Vril (and occasionally the Mykola one also). Was first spotted drawing Mykola, also takes drawing requests but also does his own memeart. He quit after getting doxxed because [[Retard|he left his location data on a picture]].
* Macaco - Brazilian spammer foid with a foot fetish and [[Shit nobody cares about|obsessed with a shitty island called Niue and countryballs.]] posts from a alright phone and under crusader vril.
* <s>[[Delcattyfag]]</s> - Muslim/Nazi larper who posted mspaint Pokemon drawings, especially comics, which he made. Used these drawings for avatarfagging. Is currently a frequent poster on 4chan and Soyjak Party.
* <s>Captain Sude</s> - Avatarfags with desu or whatever the girls name is, Deleted his Twitter and is currently MIA. A tree fell on his mudhut in his favela, he was died.
* wepeel - [[feralteen]]
* [[File:Alleged Oalgo facedox.jpeg|thumb|what a pretty trans xista!]]'''oalgo'''<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/wroa9o.jpg</ref>: Immoralfag attentionwhore from São Paulo, Brazil who created an imageboard called [[ACCESS DENIED|[REDACTED].party]] and a wiki that is made for chinnycucks and failtrolls (including the UTTP). Xe is known for around splinters having a hate boner and hostility for [[swedishwin.com]], as xe sees all of the Swinny as basically IRL autistic [[sharty:Hunky Twink Sex Machine|HTSMs]] and [[MoralGOD|moralcucks]], viewing them as worse than the soibabas at [[soyjak.party]], and also thinks Soyjaks [[Lie|are a dead meme]] due to nusoi immigrants since August 2025; xe also hates [[America|Amerimutts]]. Xe is also a self-admitted faggot who used the [[Shemmy]] while using his trip up until late March. Xe also is/was in a group with [[Femjanny (namefag)|Vivian Snow]] and some literal who nigger named "DiddyFoidKiller674"<ref>[[:File:IMG 0861.jpeg]] [[:File:1768401299800j.jpg]] [[:File:IMG 0858.jpeg]]</ref>. Also attempted to failraid other imageboards with animal gore and probably CP. Not even chinnyfails liked this obsessed nigger (specifically a piratefag who compared oalgo to a [[sharty:Mario|Goomba]]). Disappeared briefly during mid April. IPs: 201.74.152.142, 187.21.82.188, 2804:14c:dc85:4d2a:689f:352b:1fd7:425e, 2804:14c:dc85:4d2a:ff49:8e2:7efb:ec6d, 2804:14c:dc85:4d2a:e11a:9940:d698:324d, 2804:14c:dc85:4d2a:8134:96a8:d2e6:3711, 2804:14c:dc85:4d2a:46f1:b68a:1f54:865a.

* '''West Virginia''': Vrilfags with W and V. The initials WV were carved into [[sobotwon]]'s thighs. He also is addicted to meth and BBC
* '''North Dakota''': aka. ND. <s>Probably Mutt on [[Soywiki]]</s> was mutt on the soywiki. Also, a former admin of the shemmy who only uses the chinny because the shemmy is gone. He has a secret account here he made after the soywiki shutdown.
* <s>'''Sageist'''</s>: started sncapedia raids and coalfarmer trolling, from south carolina
* mymyspammer: shemmycuck who avatarfags with mymy and makes christian posts
* '''serbian flag poster''': accused of being BBCroat, cant decide if he likes anime or hates it, posts Heroes 3 sometime
* dutchpedo: very unknown namefag that appears very briefly for an hour every week saying that he hates the site and how libersmith, macaco and lviv should get hanged for being shemmycucks because he is a bharat best projector, also uses pirate vril
* anonymous dixie liru: unknown namefag that hates shemmykikes and likes making ai mykolas
* '''[[Madokastopguy]]''' : Indonesian pooner on a VPN, she is obsessed with yaoi and SNCA [[anime]]. She is a [[swinny]]cuck coming to chinny after being banned
* [[yeji]]: posts under clipperton island (country_cp lol haha kys) vril and was raped at age six by an Indian man
* '''Vixen''': Romanian communist tripfag, xe transhearts kikemonos.
* '''"Svvt"''': Jap who gets accused of being the creator of the shemmy, uses mykola emojis.

=== Boogeymen ===

*'''latvian pirate''': ziongawd claims he and niggerkiller posted once, no evidence he existed
* '''niggerkiller:''' random guy at bbq
* BBCroat: accused of being the serbian flag
* saarb: lviv is obsessed with him and mentions him a lot
* {{Pinktext|Tranager}} - his tripcode hasnt been touched since 2026, and it was probably kikemin, every amermutt poster is accused to be him

=== Banned Users ===
*<s>FPE Serb</s> - femboy and FPENigger degenerate. <s>Mostly on the churro but posts occasionally</s> Says hes quitting imageboards in a blogpost on the churro. Posted CP once on the chinny and got perma'd for it, then later admitted to it and defended posting CP because he hated the site. Also sacrificed his dog for to prove the virginity of some underage anime girl {{Bluetext|Nuke Saarbia}}.
*<s>[[Kara|Kara/JFK]]</s> - Chilean tranny diaperfag former trihard. Is now '''permanently banned''' from the Chinny after admitting to grooming children on Discord, and has not stopped trying to ban evade since. Also attempted to spamm 'P on ths Chinny.
*'''<s>[[Anonimos]]</s>''' - Brapzillian sharty immigrant obsessed with everyone that chinny mods and even other failtrolls despise. Was banned due to spamming Daisy's Destruction in the DMs of another user on Discord, later unbanned as xe was seen posting in January but then gave up on the Chinny and later social media altogether (doe it may be a psyop), then allegedly banned again. Xe is still on the Jassy if that matters. Apparently killed xerself
*<s>[[Liberoflove]]</s> - Also known as Piratefag and "Totencaca", he was originally a [[Shemmy|Shemmy immigrant]] who posted on the Churro with a pirate flag, he would later use the Totenkopf flag to post and founded the Totencord which originally started as a joke. Infamous for being involved with the Antioch school shooting, hoarding CP and having guides to storing and distributing CP on the Totencord. Heavily involved with [[Skibidi Farms]]. '''Is now banned due to attempting to raid the site with CSAM.''' And in BBC alley IRL
*[[sandaryan|<s>sandaryan</s>]] - Pedophile ponyfag from Saudi Arabia who was previously banned on the [[chudpol.ru|Churro]] for posting a cropped image of a loli, he also spammed MLP porn then but Adfe didn't banned him as that was Turkish culture itself {{Margerald}}. He was initially banned on the Chinny, but Kikemin gave up banning him after he kept ban evading. He was later banned, and has ceased posting on the website. He is still active on [[Trannies|Twitter]].<ref>https://xcancel.com/maybesandaryan</ref>

== Vril ==
Vril is the system of flags the Chinny has much like the [[Dwinny]] or [[Shemmy]] and [[Averi.foo|others]]. It also has numbers and letters and it can stack up to 24 flags. This does not include the Numbers/Letter flags or country vrils.

*aaf - [[Anonymous Against Foodism|Anonymous Agaisnt Foodism]]
*alunya - The mascot of [[Leftypol]].
*af - America First.
* ancap - Anarcho Capitalist.
* apartheid - [[wikipedia:Flag_of_South_Africa_(1928–1994)#/media/File:Flag_of_South_Africa_(1928-1982).svg|The colonial flag of south africa and also the one that was used during the Apartheid up until 1994.]]
* atomwaffen - Flag of the [[wikipedia:Atomwaffen_Division|Atomwaffen Division]]
*autism - Puzzle pieces, common symbol for people with autism.
* azov - The azov logo with the ukranian flag on the background.
*banederite - The [[wikipedia:Organisation_of_Ukrainian_Nationalists|OUN]] or organization of ukranian nationalist lead by Stepan Bandera a red and black of horizontal stripes.
* bbc - The [[wikipedia:Pan-Africanism|pan-african flag.]]
*blacksun - The [[wikipedia:Black_Sun_(symbol)|blacksun]] no much explanation needed.
*burundi - The flag of the mentioned country.
* boymoder - The flag is represented with a [[wikipedia:Blåhaj|blajah]] which is commonly used by trannies.
* chetnik - [[wikipedia:Chetniks|A promonarchist serbian faction during WW2]].
*christcatholic - A simple red cross with a white background.
* christorthodox - The flag commonly used by many orthodox which is the flag of the Grand Duchy of Moscow.
*christoprotestant - The flag used by protestant which is a white flag with blue square on the left corner with a red cross.
* crusade - A white and black flag with a red iron cross in the middle. Commonly used by Ernest Khalimov.
* chudraj - A flag dedicated to some namefag from Trinidad and Tobago which is the flag showed.
* dixie - Confederate flag
* fascist - A black flag with the [[wikipedia:Fasces|fasces]] commonly used by fascists.
* greatbritain - The main difference with the current modern british flag is that it lacks the Red Saint Patrick's Cross which was an older version adopted in 1707.
* hre - [[wikipedia:Holy_Roman_Empire|Holy Roman Empire.]]
* {{Glowtext|fed}} - {{Glowtext|Very self explanatory, its just the CIA logo, do not investigate further.}}
* jihad - The [[wikipedia:Islamic_State|Islamic State]] flag.
*kahanism - Flag of [[wikipedia:Kahanism|Kahanism]], a Jewish supremacist and Religious Zionist ideology.
*kekistan - [[The Ribbit Rally|Ribbit.]]
*kobe - Kobe Bryant, '''it is said if you use this vril you die in a brutal helicopter crash'''.
*{{Rainbowtext|lgbt}} - {{Rainbowtext|[[Faggot|You should know at this point.]]}}
* lolbert - [[wikipedia:Libertarianism_in_the_United_States|Don't tread on me!]]
*mcdonalds - [[Or something]].
*muslim - A green flag with a white crecent moon and star.
* monkey - A monkey.
*mykola - The mascot of the [[churro]].
* nato - [[wikipedia:NATO|North Atlantic Treaty Organization.]]
*nazbol - [[wikipedia:National_Bolshevism|National Bolshevism.]]
*nazi - National Socialism.
* newisreal - Flag for [[wikipedia:Beta_Israel|Beta Israel]]
* nk - North Korea.
* ohio - You know already what this means.
*pagannorse - A black flag with a Germanic symbol in the middle, commonly associated with [[wikipedia:Norse|norse paganism]].
* paganslav - A red flag with a yellow [[wikipedia:Pan-Slavism|pan-slavic]] symbol in the middle.
*palestine - The flag of palestine.
* pirate - Ye dont needs an explanation fer dis scallywag. Allegedly used by a lot of users who want to remain anonymous.
*quake - For some reason the logo of some old videogame of the same name.
* rape - Rapeson (or what is supposed to be rapeson) behind a reddish black gradient.
* rhodesia - The flag of the predecesor state of [[BNWO|Zimbabwe]], much like South Africa it was an attempt for the british to try to stablish a white colony in Africa.
* sage - SAGE!
* shitoko - O algo, it has the satoko anime girl on it.
* slopjak - It has a jartycuck on it.
* socialist - Just a simple red flag.
* strasser - A variation of Nazism, [[wikipedia:Strasserism|Strasserism]].
* stranser - The same as before but tranny.
* toten - A neo-nazi skull in black background.
*tsarist - [[wikipedia:White_movement|Pro-monarchist russians.]]
* unabomber - Flag of Anarcho-Privatism, an ideology tied to the Unabomber
* united kingdom - UK flag, used by some chink foid
* ussr - [[wikipedia:Soviet_Union|The soviet union.]]
* wpww - [[wikipedia:White_pride|White pride world wide.]]
*yugoslavia - [[wikipedia:Yugoslavia|The southern slavic state.]]
*zigger - [[wikipedia:Z_(military_symbol)|A russian military symbol.]]
*zionist - [[wikipedia:Israel|Isreali flag.]]

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|date_founded = 16 February 2019 (file sharer), 24 November 2019 (imageboard)
|date_defunct =
|creator = [[Lolico]]
|owner = [[Kaguya]]
|major_boards = /a/, /b/, /c/, /f/, /h/, /j/, /jp/, /l/, /o/, /q/, /s/, /sw/, /lounge/
|total_posts = 190070 (/b/)
|notable_events = Golden Age, Lolico-Kuz drama, revival, kuz era, kaguya era, Heyuri★CGI
|homepage = https://www.heyuri.net/
}}

'''Heyuri''' is an imageboard created by '''[[lolico]]''' in 2018<ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/ heyuri.net.]</ref><ref>[http://www.heyuri.net/museum Heyrui Museum.]</ref><ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=rules Heyuri's rules.]</ref> It was originally hosted on the Heyuri.cf domain and meant to be a P2P filesharing website, but on November 24th 2019 it was relaunched in it's current form as an imageboard. On February 29th of 2020, the site switched to it's current domain, '''heyuri.net'''.

== History ==
It was incorporated into KolymaBBS prior to it's disslolution. kuz calls it his favorite website, which some consider strange since kuz is a fan of soyjak shitposting which is banned on Heyuri.<ref>[https://archive.is/miOP7 kuz calling himself a "soi duel veteran on /qa/" on his personal website.]</ref> Heyuri also hosts kuz's clone of ayashii world.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220207020008/https://ayashii.net/ kuz's ayashii clone.]</ref>

[[File:Kuzmanager.png|250px|thumb|kuz fanart from Heyuri, posted in 2020.]]
On February 9th, Lolico announced he's looking for a second administrator, primarly to take care of public relations and growing the site.

On March the 3rd, '''Cavalier''' is hired for this job. Kuz took an interest in Heyuri in early 2020 and on the 24th of May, he replaced Cavalier as the site's second admin.

In June, the site was transferred to KolymaNET's servers and a new developer was hired - '''akima'''.

On July 9th, akima sabotaged Heyuri's main server, yukari, by running malicious commands until it fatally crashed, and the data lost was completely unrecoverable.

akima claimed it was a hard drive failure.

The site goes down until eventually it displays a page explaining what's going on.<ref>[https://archive.ph/6hqUH "DING DONG SOME SHIT HAPPENED SOMEWHERE"]</ref>

The page later changes to say that restoration is underway, along with a short writeup by kuz about Heyuri purpose and vision.<ref>[https://archive.ph/lg9jn "ON HEYURIS FUTURE", by kuz.]</ref>

Lolico restores a backup and kuz makes a news post about everything that happened, and also gives a breakdown of Heyuri growth over the past few months.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220428040531/https://www.heyuri.net/#news19 The news post explaining Heyuri's server crash.]</ref>

The news post also showcases Heyuri's activity and growth ever since kuz advertised the site to his 9chan audience. Spam and server issues continue into the following months, allegedly caused by further sabotage from akima.

Lolico and kuz were prone to conflict and on the 27th of July, kuz gets demoted to a manager, which was announced in a news post stating that there will never be a second admin again.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220418234453/https://www.heyuri.net/#news23 The news post announcing kuz's demotion.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/JX4HV An example of kuz posting with the manager capcode.]</ref>

kuz also gets briefly fired in august before being rehired on August 23rd, but fighting between the two continues, as well as allegedly being purposefully stocked up by akima, and heats up to the point where kuz threatens to reveal lolico's private information, though he quickly apologizes and asks to be demoted to a mod again, before completely resigning in August 27th.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200830060916/https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2398 kuz announcing his resignation on Heyuri's /q/ board.]</ref>

His resignation isn't taken well by some users, and many turn on Lolico.

Lolico creates a Q&A thread about the retirement on /q/, stating that the reason for kuz leaving is "off limits".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200830055030/https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2429 an incomplete archive of Lolico's Q&A about kuz's departure.]</ref>

He also refuses to state the reason for the recent mod purge, which adds to the anger directed at him by the userbase. kuz posts in the thread, claiming that him and Lolico have been fighting so much to the point where it's clear that they can't work together, and such he agreed to part ways.

[[File:Lolicodox.png|250px|thumb|Heyuri's front page after akima vandalized it.]]
In September, following another conflict with kuz and mounting pressure by the community, Lolico creates a page supposedly exposing kuz for threatening him, spamming Heyuri and secretly keeping his admin privleges when he demoted himself to a mod.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200903182956/http://heyuri.net/truth.html Lolico's post calling out kuz.]</ref>

He also leaks private discord conversations he had with kuz.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200903183017/http://heyuri.net/temp/Direct%20Messages%20-%20Private%20-%20Kuznetsov%20%5B728440201499902022%5D.html The leaked chatlogs.]</ref>

A thread about the drama is made on '''3chan.co''', a site which Heyuri used to be partnered with before the drama, in which both kuz and lolico make an appearence.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200922163308/https://3chan.co/b/thread/11696 The 3chan thread about the Heyuri drama in September 2020.]</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200724215835/https://3chan.co/ 3chan's front page in July 2020, featuring a link to Heyuri under "Friends & Affiliates".]</ref>

Lolico posts his callout page once and leaves, kuz posts several times and openly mocks Lolico by telling users that they "should all be glad you dont have the displeasure of working for him".

Following this, akima used his FTP access to spam the site, delete all the files and replace the front page with guro and Lolico's doxx.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200906210524/https://heyuri.net/ Heyuri's front page after akima vadalized it.]</ref>

akima later admits he was responsible for all the spam and server issues, and quickly gets ousted by kuz.

[[File:Strawberryheaven.png|250px|thumb|Strawberry heaven's front page.]]
Following this, Lolico kills Heyuri for several months, seemingly forever.<ref>[https://archive.vn/xxC9E heyuri.net leading to a 404 page on September 7th.]</ref>

In the meantime, kuz seizes the heyuri.cf domain and makes it redirect to a bunker on bbs.kolyma.jp, which would later become KolymaBBS.<ref>[https://archive.vn/5bb2w The Heyuri bunker.]</ref>

Refugees settle there on 3chan.

kuz also makes a short news post about the situation.<ref>[https://archive.vn/97xuJ kuz's news post on the Heyuri bunker.]</ref>

Akima posts on the bunker the next day, threatening kuz and mocking him.<ref>[https://archive.vn/Y2lko akima's post on the bunker.]</ref>

Two days later, kuz makes another news post explaining what's going on and stating that he doesn't want to "be like Lolico".<ref>[https://archive.vn/g4Odm kuz's second news post on the bunker.]</ref>

On September 15th, kuz makes another posts saying that Heyuri is back for good, restarted under his ownership, as well as retelling what happened inaccurately, blaming the incident on hackers rather then akima.

The site is moved off of kolyma.jp and onto heyuri.cf, and kuz makes a, opening sticky.<ref>[https://archive.vn/iiuNXkuz's sticky on the bunker.]</ref>

The front page gets redesigned, new boards are added and kuz makes a news post asking people to share any archives and Heyuri banners they might've saved.<ref>[https://archive.vn/7mgGd kuz's news post requesting archives and banners.]</ref>

This is followed by a "welcome back" news post.<ref>[https://archive.vn/krGDp ''welcome back!'']</ref>

He also adds a page linking to other sites in the KolymaNET sphere titled ''Stay in touch with your KolymaNET friends!'', based off of the custom subtitle added to 4chan's /qa/ board's title when using the 4chan x extension, which when clicked on leads to various /jp/ spinoffs (the extension also changes /qa/'s name to 2d/random).<ref>[https://archive.vn/n185C ''Stay in touch with your KolymaNET friends!'']</ref>

The next day, kuz takes down the site and replaces it with a page explaining that the bunker has been spammed heavily for the past few days and that he cannnot keep running the site on his own, and will need to assemble a team to continue doing so.

He also fully blames akima for what happened to Heyuri.<ref>[https://archive.vn/xh6Dc The page in which kuz stated that he can't run the Heyuri bunker alone.]</ref>

Several people quickly offer to help, but kuz says it could take a long time before they can properly put the site back together.<ref>[https://archive.vn/LfxgZ The update stating that people reached out to help with Heyuri's replacement.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/61AlR And later this happened.]</ref>

On September 24th, Lolico revives heyuri.net with a page stating his plans to bring the site back in the future without kuz, who he still blames for what happened, he also mentions that kuz technically still owns Heyuri's trademark.<ref>[https://archive.vn/cyZi8 "Long Live Heyuri!"]</ref>

On September 29th, kuz releases '''strawberryheaven.net,''' the new Heyuri replacement site, which is announced on KNN.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200929010503/https://strawberryheaven.net/ Strawberry heaven's front page at the beginning.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/Eyu9y The announcement about strawberry heaven on KNN.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/26WhQ All the old sfw strawberry heaven boards.]</ref>

The site also imports a couple of old Heyuri threads.<ref>[https://archive.vn/V2IrI Strawberry heaven imported Heyuri threads.]</ref>

In November, Lolico changes Heyuri's front page again, saying the full revival could take over a year.<ref>[https://archive.vn/kSjPB ''Estimated time: TBD (Possibly >1year)'']</ref>

He later adds an announcement implying that he and kuz are negotiating.<ref>[https://archive.vn/WEk0p ''BREAKING: KUZ AND LOLIKO SPOTTED FLIRTING AT FANCY RESTERAUNT! Loliko has no comment.'']</ref>

kuz makes a news post confirming that they discussed and claiming that Lolico doesn't want to revive Heyuri while kuz legally owns the trademark.<ref>[https://archive.ph/9Yg3T kuz's news post about his negotiations with Lolico.]</ref>

On December 1st, kuz confirms on Strawberry heaven that Heyuri will be relaunched under both him and Lolico again in the end.<ref>[https://archive.fo/119D2 ''HEYURI2 CONFIRMED WITH CO-OP FROM LOLICO'']</ref>

[[File:Heyuriback.png|800px|thumb|center|A news post announcing Heyuri's return.<ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/#news24 The news post announcing Heyuri's return.]</ref>]]
The site officially reopens on December 4th, though everything other then the front page was already up and running at least two days prior.<ref>[https://archive.vn/MPBvn The 8K GET on Heyuri's /b/, achieved on December 2nd before the site officially relaunchd.]</ref>

Consequently, Strawberry Heaven is shut down, but on January 6th 2021 it's reopened by kuz for "posterity" before being closed again later that year.

kuz makes a thread on /q/ to answer questions in which he reveals that he is now Heyuri's only admin, and Lolico is now a developer.<ref>[https://archive.ph/accU5 kuz's post relaunch Q&A thread on /q/.]</ref>

Just a couple days after the relaunch, kuz makes a news post announcing Lolico's full retirement and the transfer of ownership over the heyuri.net domain to him, giving kuz ownership full of the site and that DCP and the Strawberry heaven team will be stepping in to fulfill his role as developers, though Lolico was later rehired by KolymaNET and as of April 2022 works as a developer for Heyuri again.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220419203307/https://www.heyuri.net/#news26 The news post announcing Lolico's initial retirement.]</ref>

As of April 2022, akima is listed by the NSS as a public enemy of The Kolyma Network, though he's marked as "handled".<ref>[https://nss.kolyma.org/public-enemies/akima/ akima's entry in the NSS list of public enemies.]</ref>

Opinions on kuz are generally positive among those who still use the site, though among older users who left or unrelated onlookers it's more mixed. As for lolico, he also earned his fair share of infamy for the debacle, particularly amongst kuz loyalists who disliked lolico's handling of the situation as well as his management of the site in general compared to kuz. As one user wrote following the September 2020 incident-
''"If you really want to know then I'll tell you, but it's nothing you haven't been told before, and most of it's water under the bridge at this point (and hopefully “lessons learned”): You waved off criticism by wrongly assuming that anyone who had developed a negative opinion of you or your actions must be a troll You believed that Heyuri was somehow going to surpass both 4chan and Reddit in size, and even saw that as a desirable outcome, despite proving to be unequipped to manage a site that's only a microscopic fraction of those Contrary to the above belief, you've expressed that Heyuri was better before the main userbase came along - a userbase which was more humorous, more lighthearted, more cancer-free, and more dense with amazing OC creators than any imageboard community I've ever seen. You couldn't have dreamt up a better userbase - rarely ever does any site get to experience such a golden age - and yet you were still unhappy with it, all because we didn't mongle your cock hard enough You got annoyed over people praising and making OC about kuz more often than they did you, even calling it “unfair”, and you threatened to fire everyone or give up Heyuri if it continued. This was despite you being the one who hired kuz to be co-admin and community liaison in your stead, and you rarely ever stepping foot outside of discord to make your presence known on Heyuri (at least beyond reporting that bugs had been fixed from time to time) You showed little to no respect to the people who volunteered their own time and effort to help Heyuri out behind the scenes, and you would frequently fire (or threaten to fire) them for the pettiest of reasons - usually for having the audacity to exercise privileges that you'd given them in the first place. When they would try to do some obvious good (like dealing with repeat rule breakers, running OC contests, creating a positions page to help get more volunteers onboard, or attempting to enable a captcha in the midst of a heavy spam attack), you would shut it down and/or fire them because you hadn't personally reviewed every aspect and given it the greenlight That part was so unbelievably dumb and arrogant that it's worth reiterating: you once fired Heyuri's co-admin/server host because they attempted to enable the captcha during a heavy spam attack without getting your express permission first. Anyone with their head outside their ass would have fired their co-admin for NOT enabling the captcha in that situation, but your head was wedged up there so firmly that I'm surprised you didn't consider selling molds of your head for use as a buttplug To add insult to injury, you'd been warned numerous times before and after that point that having no form of captcha or spam prevention in place on an imageboard in today's internet climate was a massive vunerability, but you chose to either ignore those warnings, or devalued their importance Ultimately, you didn't value the golden egg-laying goose that you'd happened upon, nor did you value much of the contributions made by others to help you rear it, and it ended up dying a violent and perfectly avoidable death Through sheer arrogance, you drove virtually everyone around you away; everyone that is except for notorious thorn in Heyuri's side “faganon”, and a double-agent skiddie who dox'd you and played you like a fool - and who pwned Heyuri beyond repair after you'd conveniently fired all the potential lines of defense for him. And then you had the gall to forgive the skiddie for his actions, while continuing to hold a grudge against your former staff and userbase! That's why I consider the lolico of 3-4 months ago to be an egotistical asshole, and why I hope for yours and everyone else's sake that you've changed since then If you have changed, and you do end up reviving Heyuri with kuz (or something to that effect), I will personally take pole position in the line to suck your cock, and I'll swallow your man juice with pride. Just saying… "''
Kuz himself does not seem to share these negative views on Lolico.

[[File:Kaptcha.png|250px|thumb|The Kaptcha, as it appears on Heyuri.]]
On March 14th, development is finished on KolymaNET's new closed-source imageboard software - '''Kokonotsuba.'''<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211224095738/https://www.kolyma.org/software/kokonotsuba/ kolyma.org's page about Kokonotsuba.]</ref>

A few days later, Heyuri makes the switch to it from it's old software which is announced with a news post.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220421191734/https://www.heyuri.net/#news34 Heyuri's news post about the switch to Kokonotsuba.]</ref>

In May, kuz puts up a recruitment ad for the '''"50 Cent Army,"''' a group of almost-volunteers interested in doing some basic work for The Kolyma Network.<ref>[https://archive.ph/YPxdz The 50 Cent Army recruitment announcement on /q/.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/C37MD The page explaining the 50 Cent Army, the requirement for application and other things.]</ref>

On July 2nd, days prior to the KolymaBBS breakup, kuz made a news post apologizing for "forcing too many KolymaNET things" on Heyuri, such as the aforementioned imageboard software.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220421191734/https://www.heyuri.net/#news36 kuz's news post about "de-kolyma-izing" Heyuri.]</ref>

Heyuri still later began using KolymaNET's captcha, the "Kaptcha", though only for new thread creation.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211019005448/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=60792 A testing thread on /q/ about the Kaptcha.]</ref>

The site was also still staffed with KolymaNET employees. One such employee was '''"Kutay Demir"'''' better known as '''"Kaguya",''' KolymaNET's "Director of the Content Control Administration".

He's a Turkish man who joined the company in September of 2020 and became a moderator on Heyuri, and is a close friend of kuz.

He eventually became the most active and involved staff member by far, moreso then kuz as he was keot busy by other things, and often posted with his tripcode.<ref>[https://archive.ph/Bvh8f An example of Kaguya posting on /q/.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/q9mge Another example on /b/.]</ref>

On February 2022, Kaguya visited '''wapchan.org,''' a retro-anime themed website, and asked to partner it up with Heyuri for the benfit of both.<ref>[https://archive.ph/OPQrP Kaguya's thread on Wapchan.]</ref>

The admin, '''ranchan,''' visited Heyuri and agreed to link up with it, similarly to how it used to be paired up with 3chan, and both sites put up links to one another.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220427174316/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=61064 ranchan visiting Heyuri and being greeted by Kaguya.]</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220426184229/https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=links Heyuri's link to Wapchan under "Friendly Sites".]</ref>
[[File:Kuz birthday flash.png|thumb|kuz]]
On April 25th, kuz announces his resignation from Heyuri on /q/, citing "less time, and less dedication, as well as other things to focus on in life" as the reason for his departure after almost two years working on the site.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220428102128/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=61211 kuz's resignation thread on /q/.]</ref

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{{Infobox Imageboard Site
|imageboard_name = Heyuri
|imageboard_logo = [[File:Unknown.png|160px]]
|date_founded = 16 February 2019 (file sharer), 24 November 2019 (imageboard)
|date_defunct =
|creator = [[Lolico]]
|owner = [[Kaguya]]
|major_boards = /a/, /b/, /c/, /f/, /h/, /j/, /jp/, /l/, /o/, /q/, /s/, /sw/, /lounge/
|total_posts = 190070 (/b/)
|notable_events = Golden Age, Lolico-Kuz drama, revival, kuz era, kaguya era, Heyuri★CGI
|homepage = https://www.heyuri.net/
}}

'''Heyuri''' is an imageboard created by '''Riley James Bell''' (better known as '''lolico''') in 2018<ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/ heyuri.net.]</ref><ref>[http://www.heyuri.net/museum Heyrui Museum.]</ref><ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=rules Heyuri's rules.]</ref> It was originally hosted on the Heyuri.cf domain and meant to be a P2P filesharing website, but on November 24th 2019 it was relaunched in it's current form as an imageboard. On February 29th of 2020, the site switched to it's current domain, '''heyuri.net'''. It was incorporated into KolymaBBS prior to it's disslolution. kuz calls it his favorite website, which some consider strange since kuz is a fan of soyjak shitposting which is banned on Heyuri.<ref>[https://archive.is/miOP7 kuz calling himself a "soi duel veteran on /qa/" on his personal website.]</ref> Heyuri also hosts kuz's clone of ayashii world.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220207020008/https://ayashii.net/ kuz's ayashii clone.]</ref>

[[File:Kuzmanager.png|250px|thumb|kuz fanart from Heyuri, posted in 2020.]]
On February 9th, Lolico announced he's looking for a second administrator, primarly to take care of public relations and growing the site. On March the 3rd, '''Cavalier''' is hired for this job. Kuz took an interest in Heyuri in early 2020 and on the 24th of May, he replaced Cavalier as the site's second admin. In June, the site was transferred to KolymaNET's servers and a new developer was hired - '''akima'''. On July 9th, akima sabotaged Heyuri's main server, yukari, by running malicious commands until it fatally crashed, and the data lost was completely unrecoverable. akima claimed it was a hard drive failure. The site goes down until eventually it displays a page explaining what's going on.<ref>[https://archive.ph/6hqUH "DING DONG SOME SHIT HAPPENED SOMEWHERE"]</ref> The page later changes to say that restoration is underway, along with a short writeup by kuz about Heyuri purpose and vision.<ref>[https://archive.ph/lg9jn "ON HEYURIS FUTURE", by kuz.]</ref> Lolico restores a backup and kuz makes a news post about everything that happened, and also gives a breakdown of Heyuri growth over the past few months.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220428040531/https://www.heyuri.net/#news19 The news post explaining Heyuri's server crash.]</ref> The news post also showcases Heyrui's activity and growth ever since kuz advertised the site to his 9chan audience. Spam and server issues continue into the following months, allegedly caused by further sabotage from akima.

Lolico and kuz were prone to conflict and on the 27th of July, kuz gets demoted to a manager, which was announced in a news post stating that there will never be a second admin again.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220418234453/https://www.heyuri.net/#news23 The news post announcing kuz's demotion.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/JX4HV An example of kuz posting with the manager capcode.]</ref> kuz also gets briefly fired in august before being rehired on August 23rd, but fighting between the two continues, as well as allegedly being purposfully stocked up by akima, and heats up to the point where kuz threatens to reveal lolico's private information, though he quickly apologizes and asks to be demoted to a mod again, before completely resigning in August 27th.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200830060916/https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2398 kuz announcing his resignation on Heyuri's /q/ board.]</ref> His resignation isn't taken well by some users, and many turn on lolico. Lolico creates a Q&A thread about the retirement on /q/, stating that the reason for kuz leaving is "off limits".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200830055030/https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2429 an incomplete archive of Lolico's Q&A about kuz's departure.]</ref> He also refuses to state the reason for the recent mod purge, which adds to the anger directed at him by the userbase. kuz posts in the thread, claiming that him and Lolico have been fighting so much to the point where it's clear that they can't work together, and such he agreed to part ways.

[[File:Lolicodox.png|250px|thumb|Heyuri's front page after akima vandalized it.]]
In September, following another conflict with kuz and mounting pressure by the community, Lolico creates a page supposedly exposing kuz for threatening him, spamming heyuri and secretly keeping his admin privleges when he demoted himself to a mod.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200903182956/http://heyuri.net/truth.html Lolico's post calling out kuz.]</ref> He also leaks private discord conversations he had with kuz.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200903183017/http://heyuri.net/temp/Direct%20Messages%20-%20Private%20-%20Kuznetsov%20%5B728440201499902022%5D.html The leaked chatlogs.]</ref> A thread about the drama is made on '''3chan.co''', a site which Heyuri used to be partnered with before the drama, in which both kuz and lolico make an appearence.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200922163308/https://3chan.co/b/thread/11696 The 3chan thread about the Heyuri drama in September 2020.]</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200724215835/https://3chan.co/ 3chan's front page in July 2020, featuring a link to Heyuri under "Friends & Affiliates".]</ref> Lolico posts his callout page once and leaves, kuz posts several times and openly mocks Lolico by telling users that they "should all be glad you dont have the displeasure of working for him". Following this, akima used his FTP access to spam the site, delete all the files and replace the front page with guro and Lolico's doxx.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200906210524/https://heyuri.net/ Heyuri's front page after akima vadalized it.]</ref> akima later admits he was responsible for all the spam and server issues, and quickly gets ousted by kuz.

[[File:Strawberryheaven.png|250px|thumb|Strawberry heaven's front page.]]
Following this, lolico kills Heyuri for several months, seemingly forever.<ref>[https://archive.vn/xxC9E heyuri.net leading to a 404 page on September 7th.]</ref> In the meantime, kuz seizes the heyuri.cf domain and makes it redirect to a bunker on bbs.kolyma.jp, which would later become kolymaBBS.<ref>[https://archive.vn/5bb2w The Heyuri bunker.]</ref> Refugees settle there on 3chan. kuz also makes a short news post about the situation.<ref>[https://archive.vn/97xuJ kuz's news post on the Heyuri bunker.]</ref> Akima posts on the bunker the next day, threatening kuz and mocking him.<ref>[https://archive.vn/Y2lko akima's post on the bunker.]</ref> Two days later, kuz makes another news post explaining what's going on and stating that he doesn't want to "be like Lolico".<ref>[https://archive.vn/g4Odm kuz's second news post on the bunker.]</ref> On September 15th, kuz makes another posts saying that heyuri is back for good, restarted under his ownership, as well as retelling what happened inaccurately, blaming the incident on hackers rather then akima. The site is moved off of kolyma.jp and onto heyuri.cf, and kuz makes a, opening sticky.<ref>[https://archive.vn/iiuNXkuz's sticky on the bunker.]</ref> The front page gets redesigned, new boards are added and kuz makes a news post asking people to share any archives and Heyuri banners they might've saved.<ref>[https://archive.vn/7mgGd kuz's news post requesting archives and banners.]</ref> This is followed by a "welcome back" news post.<ref>[https://archive.vn/krGDp ''welcome back!'']</ref> He also adds a page linking to other sites in the KolymaNET sphere titled ''Stay in touch with your KolymaNET friends!'', based off of the custom subtitle added to 4chan's /qa/ board's title when using the 4chan x extension, which when clicked on leads to various /jp/ spinoffs (the extension also changes /qa/'s name to 2d/random).<ref>[https://archive.vn/n185C ''Stay in touch with your KolymaNET friends!'']</ref> The next day, kuz takes down the site and replaces it with a page explaining that the bunker has been spammed heavily for the past few days and that he cannnot keep running the site on his own, and will need to assemble a team to continue doing so. He also fully blames akima for what happened to Heyuri.<ref>[https://archive.vn/xh6Dc The page in which kuz stated that he can't run the Heyuri bunker alone.]</ref>

Several people quickly offer to help, but kuz says it could take a long time before they can properly put the site back together.<ref>[https://archive.vn/LfxgZ The update stating that people reached out to help with Heyuri's replacement.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/61AlR And later this happened.]</ref> On September 24th, Lolico revives heyuri.net with a page stating his plans to bring the site back in the future without kuz, who he still blames for what happened, he also mentions that kuz technically still owns Heyuri's trademark.<ref>[https://archive.vn/cyZi8 "Long Live Heyuri!"]</ref> On September 29th, kuz releases '''strawberryheaven.net,''' the new Heyuri replacement site, which is announced on KNN.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20200929010503/https://strawberryheaven.net/ Strawberry heaven's front page at the beginning.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/Eyu9y The announcement about strawberry heaven on KNN.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.vn/26WhQ All the old sfw strawberry heaven boards.]</ref> The site also imports a couple of old Heyuri threads.<ref>[https://archive.vn/V2IrI Strawberry heaven imported Heyuri threads.]</ref> In November, Lolico changes Heyuri's front page again, saying the full revival could take over a year.<ref>[https://archive.vn/kSjPB ''Estimated time: TBD (Possibly >1year)'']</ref> He later adds an announcement implying that he and kuz are negotiating.<ref>[https://archive.vn/WEk0p ''BREAKING: KUZ AND LOLIKO SPOTTED FLIRTING AT FANCY RESTERAUNT! Loliko has no comment.'']</ref> kuz makes a news post confirming that they discussed and claiming that Lolicos doesn't want to revive Heyuri while kuz legally owns the trademark.<ref>[https://archive.ph/9Yg3T kuz's news post about his negotiations with Lolico.]</ref> On December 1st, kuz confirms on Strawberry heaven that Heyuri will be relaunched under both him and Lolico again in the end.<ref>[https://archive.fo/119D2 ''HEYURI2 CONFIRMED WITH CO-OP FROM LOLICO'']</ref>

[[File:Heyuriback.png|800px|thumb|center|A news post announcing Heyuri's return.<ref>[https://www.heyuri.net/#news24 The news post announcing Heyuri's return.]</ref>]]
The site officially reopens on December 4th, though everything other then the front page was already up and running at least two days prior.<ref>[https://archive.vn/MPBvn The 8K GET on Heyuri's /b/, achieved on December 2nd before the site officially relaunchd.]</ref>
consequently, Strawberry heaven is shut down, but on January 6th 2021 it's reopened by kuz for "posterity" before being closed again later that year. kuz makes a thread on /q/ to answer questions in which he reveals that he is now Heyuri's only admin, and Lolico is now a developer.<ref>[https://archive.ph/accU5 kuz's post relaunch Q&A thread on /q/.]</ref> Just a couple days after the relaunch, kuz makes a news post announcing Lolico's full retirement and the transfer of ownership over the heyuri.net domain to him, giving kuz ownership full of the site and that DCP and the Strawberry heaven team will be stepping in to fulfill his role as developers, though Lolico was later rehired by KolymaNET and as of April 2022 works as a developer for Heyuri again.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220419203307/https://www.heyuri.net/#news26 The news post announcing Lolico's initial retirement.]</ref> As of April 2022, akima is listed by the NSS as a public enemy of The Kolyma Network, though he's marked as "handled".<ref>[https://nss.kolyma.org/public-enemies/akima/ akima's entry in the NSS list of public enemies.]</ref>

Opinions on kuz are generally positive among those who still use the site, though among older users who left or unrelated onlookers it's more mixed. As for lolico, he also earned his fair share of infamy for the debacle, particularly amongst kuz loyalists who disliked lolico's handling of the situation as well as his management of the site in general compared to kuz. As one user wrote following the September 2020 incident-
''"If you really want to know then I'll tell you, but it's nothing you haven't been told before, and most of it's water under the bridge at this point (and hopefully “lessons learned”): You waved off criticism by wrongly assuming that anyone who had developed a negative opinion of you or your actions must be a troll You believed that Heyuri was somehow going to surpass both 4chan and Reddit in size, and even saw that as a desirable outcome, despite proving to be unequipped to manage a site that's only a microscopic fraction of those Contrary to the above belief, you've expressed that Heyuri was better before the main userbase came along - a userbase which was more humorous, more lighthearted, more cancer-free, and more dense with amazing OC creators than any imageboard community I've ever seen. You couldn't have dreamt up a better userbase - rarely ever does any site get to experience such a golden age - and yet you were still unhappy with it, all because we didn't mongle your cock hard enough You got annoyed over people praising and making OC about kuz more often than they did you, even calling it “unfair”, and you threatened to fire everyone or give up Heyuri if it continued. This was despite you being the one who hired kuz to be co-admin and community liaison in your stead, and you rarely ever stepping foot outside of discord to make your presence known on Heyuri (at least beyond reporting that bugs had been fixed from time to time) You showed little to no respect to the people who volunteered their own time and effort to help Heyuri out behind the scenes, and you would frequently fire (or threaten to fire) them for the pettiest of reasons - usually for having the audacity to exercise privileges that you'd given them in the first place. When they would try to do some obvious good (like dealing with repeat rule breakers, running OC contests, creating a positions page to help get more volunteers onboard, or attempting to enable a captcha in the midst of a heavy spam attack), you would shut it down and/or fire them because you hadn't personally reviewed every aspect and given it the greenlight That part was so unbelievably dumb and arrogant that it's worth reiterating: you once fired Heyuri's co-admin/server host because they attempted to enable the captcha during a heavy spam attack without getting your express permission first. Anyone with their head outside their ass would have fired their co-admin for NOT enabling the captcha in that situation, but your head was wedged up there so firmly that I'm surprised you didn't consider selling molds of your head for use as a buttplug To add insult to injury, you'd been warned numerous times before and after that point that having no form of captcha or spam prevention in place on an imageboard in today's internet climate was a massive vunerability, but you chose to either ignore those warnings, or devalued their importance Ultimately, you didn't value the golden egg-laying goose that you'd happened upon, nor did you value much of the contributions made by others to help you rear it, and it ended up dying a violent and perfectly avoidable death Through sheer arrogance, you drove virtually everyone around you away; everyone that is except for notorious thorn in Heyuri's side “faganon”, and a double-agent skiddie who dox'd you and played you like a fool - and who pwned Heyuri beyond repair after you'd conveniently fired all the potential lines of defense for him. And then you had the gall to forgive the skiddie for his actions, while continuing to hold a grudge against your former staff and userbase! That's why I consider the lolico of 3-4 months ago to be an egotistical asshole, and why I hope for yours and everyone else's sake that you've changed since then If you have changed, and you do end up reviving Heyuri with kuz (or something to that effect), I will personally take pole position in the line to suck your cock, and I'll swallow your man juice with pride. Just saying… "''
Kuz himself does not seem to share these negative views on Lolico.

[[File:Kaptcha.png|250px|thumb|The Kaptcha, as it appears on Heyuri.]]
On March 14th, development is finished on KolymaNET's new closed-source imageboard software - '''Kokonotsuba.'''<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211224095738/https://www.kolyma.org/software/kokonotsuba/ kolyma.org's page about Kokonotsuba.]</ref> A few days later, Heyuri makes the switch to it from it's old software which is announced with a news post.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220421191734/https://www.heyuri.net/#news34 Heyuri's news post about the switch to Kokonotsuba.]</ref> In May, kuz puts up a recruitment ad for the '''"50 Cent Army,"''' a group of almost-volunteers interested in doing some basic work for The Kolyma Network.<ref>[https://archive.ph/YPxdz The 50 Cent Army recruitment announcement on /q/.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/C37MD The page explaining the 50 Cent Army, the requirement for application and other things.]</ref> On July 2nd, days prior to the KolymaBBS breakup, kuz made a news post apologizing for "forcing too many KolymaNET things" on Heyuri, such as the aforementioned imageboard software.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220421191734/https://www.heyuri.net/#news36 kuz's news post about "de-kolyma-izing" Heyuri.]</ref> Heyuri still later began using KolymaNET's captcha, the "Kaptcha", though only for new thread creation.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20211019005448/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=60792 A testing thread on /q/ about the Kaptcha.]</ref> The site was also still staffed with KolymaNET employees. One such employee was '''"Kutay Demir"'''' better known as '''"Kaguya",''' KolymaNET's "Director of the Content Control Administration". He's a Turkish man who joined the company in September of 2020 and became a moderator on Heyuri, and is a close friend of kuz. He eventually became the most active and involved staff member by far, moreso then kuz as he was keot busy by other things, and often posted with his tripcode.<ref>[https://archive.ph/Bvh8f An example of Kaguya posting on /q/.]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/q9mge Another example on /b/.]</ref> On February 2022, Kaguya visited '''wapchan.org,''' a retro-anime themed website, and asked to partner it up with Heyuri for the benfit of both.<ref>[https://archive.ph/OPQrP Kaguya's thread on Wapchan.]</ref> The admin, '''ranchan,''' visited Heyuri and agreed to link up with it, similarly to how it used to be paired up with 3chan, and both sites put up links to one another.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220427174316/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=61064 ranchan visiting Heyuri and being greeted by Kaguya.]</ref><ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220426184229/https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=links Heyuri's link to Wapchan under "Friendly Sites".]</ref><ref>[https://archive.ph/t3F2G Wapchan's link to Heyuri under "friendly sites".]</ref>
On February 7th 2022, following the acquisition of Vidlii, kuz posted a thread on /q/ about potentially putting up ads for Heyuri on the site, asking users how to introduce the new users should be introduced.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220421191651/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=61071 kuz's thread on /q/ about ads on Vidlii.]</ref>
[[File:Kuz birthday flash.png|thumb]]
On April 25th, kuz announces his resignation from Heyuri on /q/, citing "less time, and less dedication, as well as other things to focus on in life" as the reason for his departure after almost two years working on the site.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220428102128/https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=61211 kuz's resignation thread on /q/.]</ref

TheKuzzy.win/Happenings

2026-08-08T07:53:39Z

KuzzySlvt:

{{Happenings}}

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== 2025 ==

=== April 2025 ===
'''4/1/2025 -''' The Sharty's Kolyma April fools event starts, and ending sometime on the 4th, which created the springboard of The Kuzzy.

'''4/4/2025 -''' The Kuzzy gets created by a user who claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although, Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. During this time, it was revealed that The Kuzzy's servers that is hosting the site was the same as a former Shemmy Manager and someone who attempted to take the ownership of Sharty from Froot but failed, Scar. The owner would claim there was 2 developers, but he locked the site every time he slept, meaning it wasn't true and a LARP.

'''4/5/2025 -''' NuKuz made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

'''4/6/2025 -''' The site got 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. During this time, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA", "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself" as his goals for the site. He would launch a logo contest for Kuzzyboils.

'''4/10/2025 -''' The infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>. On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>.

'''4/11/2025 -''' The site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

'''4/13/2025 -''' A thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

'''4/14/2025 -''' TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

'''4/23/2025 -''' There were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.
=== May 2025 ===

=== June 2025 ===

=== July 2025 ===

=== August 2025 ===

=== September 2025 ===

=== October 2025 ===

=== November 2025 ===

=== December 2025 ===

== 2026 ==

=== January 2026 ===

=== February 2026 ===

=== March 2026 ===

=== April 2026 ===

=== May 2026 ===

=== June 2026 ===

=== July 2026 ===

=== August 2026 ===
'''8/3/2026 -''' Thekuzzy.win returns in its fourth iteration.<ref>https://archive.is/vNV88</ref>

'''8/5/2026 -''' 1000th get,
[[Kyle Kuzzy|kuzzyboils]] hop on a cytube and discuss which love between the same genders is the most pure,
Quote shuts down the sharty the irc was spammed with kuzzy links,
thekuzzy raids a sharty bunker and shuts it down because it was on free hosting, kuzzyboils combine their brainpower and spend 4 hours solving jigsaw puzzles.

'''8/7/2026 -''' [[nunukuz]] crashes out over pedoposting on /soy/ before being talked down by the userbase
=== September 2026 ===

=== October 2026 ===

=== November 2026 ===

=== December 2026 ===

{{Reflist}}

Thekuzzy.win

2026-08-03T17:13:11Z

KuzzySlvt:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:thekuzzy.win}}
{{Kuzzy|content=This page is literally THE KUZZY.}}|{{Shemmy}}
{{Gem}}
'''The Kuzzy''', also known as The other Carty (?), is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to Yuri Kuznetsov, a retired imageboard aficionado and former administrator of [[Soyjak.Party]]. Since then, The Kuzzy has expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere.

It's userbase is generally understood to be comprised of old [[soyteens]] from the [[Shemmy]] who don't like the spam of [[troonslop]]/"lol random" humor that accompanies that site. There are also users (kuzists) who miss Kuz-era Sharty and have fallen down the KolymaNET rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. <s>(You)</s>

A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, Kuz's real-life counterpart. For Kuzzycucks, Kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slutty demeanor are a topic of much adulation. The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is Pinejak, beloved by the sharty's soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".<ref>https://snopes.com/the-kuzzy-win-statistics-digital-threat-analysis/</ref>

For note, Kuz knew about this site but didn't want to buy the site.<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/tmp/msg.html</ref>.

On September 2nd, 2025, the site shut down.<ref>https://t.me/s/kuztalk

https://archive.is/wd5Nf</ref> The domain redirected to the [[Chinny]] until a few weeks after the domain registration expired on April 3, 2026, then died on June 18th.

But on June 24, the site would come back in it's same domain, A person called Nunukuz, aka Kuri Yuznetsov, aka Kukri, aka NuScar who would buy the domain immediately after the domain expired and also bought TheKuz.Win to serve as a booru. But both The Kuzzy and it's booru was offline for the longest time, unknown when the site will officially come back, rumors say it will comeback in August 4th, but this isn't confirmed.

== History ==

=== Pre-History ===
For April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the 4th, Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a Kuz-era Kolyma LARP. There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which The Kuzzy was born.

=== Nukuz Era ===
{{Quoting|thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back|-Site's home page}}[[File:First_kuzzy.jpg|thumb|The first thread]]
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter, specifically a foodist who got Soyjak.party to take the fall, posed with a picture of Kuz, and about two years after Kuz left the Soysphere as a whole. The user who made the site claimed to be Kuz himself but people knew this was fake but humored him anyway, although Kuzzyboils had to call him NuKuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (Scar + Carter Kuznetsov). From day one, NuKuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cord buddies or larps). NuKuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. ''NuKuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov.''

The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250406104424/https://thekuzzy.win/</ref>

* /incel/ - Internet Celebrities
* /nate/ - coals
* /pol/ - politics
* /q/ - meta
* /'''soy/ - Soyjak (main board)'''
* /wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF

On the first day of the site's history, NuKuz set "Kolyma expansion and regrowth goals", "Copy the old Kolyma themes for the site - done", "Add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the KAPTCHA"[sic], "Get Yuri Kuznetsov himself to take this domain and run it himself". Someone made a long reply to this post: "I had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of The Kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, The Shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is The Swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many Kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum The Shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

In the same thread, NuKuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.

On April 5th, he made a Telegram account under the real Kuz's handle, @kuztalk, but it was revealed to be made at March 13th. He would put his description as "I'm not real Kuz". But sometime between then and the day he made The Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 6th, NuKuz launched a site logo contest.

On April 8th, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
[[File:Deadmexicanadult memoryhole.png|thumb|w h a t]]
On April 10th, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A Kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to The Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video. During this time, the PPH slowly dwindled at it's lowest (3).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>

On the same day NuKuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

This generated some hype for The Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for NuKolyma, NuKuz stated: "There will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] The Kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cord buddies or larps).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415175648/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10125.html</ref>

NuKuz would promise Kuzzycucks a wiki made for them, but said he couldn't share details because the person making it wouldn't let him, basically shit talking.

On April 11th, the site administration wanted the userbase to make The Kuzzy some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref>

On April 13th, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made and "until we get our own actual and proper booru" was said.

TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

On April 23th, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>

At this point in time The Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds.

On April 24th, NuKuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (NuKolyma was gonna offer webhosting).

On April 25th, he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network.

On April 26th, the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref>

On April 30th, an incoming revival of The Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email.

On the 4th of May, NuKuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250515225200/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>
[[File:Kuzzyuser.png|thumb|'toss used to mock kuzzycucks]]The least enjoyable part of the NuKuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (developer of, and then admin of, Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies just decided to give up. Sometimes NuKuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called Schan, which would never come, but people initially believed that it would save the day. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for NuKuz and the site that depended on him.

On the 5th of May, the entire site was locked for a day, with NuKuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. We are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "has the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref>

On the 6th of May... well let's just let NuKuz speak for himself: <blockquote>[[File:Kuzemail.png|thumb|the email text in full]]I'm going to leave this message here for now. The current goal internally is to let Quote waste money while we work on Schan. What I'm going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt and I would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if Quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where priorities with staff and admins lie

'''<code>[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]</code>'''

The matter is, Quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of it's raiders until it is used against them. Quote could easily DDOS sites like The Jassy (any one can really, their server strength is not that good). But, they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope that enough spam and DDOSing will take down the site and make users leave. We got past the hurdle of the site going down due to DDOS attacks easily with the pow. But, the botnet IPs only need a few to truly take down the site. I've emailed Kuz for advice on what to do about this, as me and my developer are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (I will shortly share a old email Kuz gave me)

This however, isn't the only issue we are having. The other is public image as Quote and the janny cabal take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam CSAM on the sharty. It would not surprise me if they raid themselves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with BMT to blame on us and smear us more. The campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isn't well liked to get more people to leave the site. In a normal space, this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage, they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying.

As for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. I'm happy that the servers are stable and I'm happy I'm burning Quote's money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. I truly wholeheartedly believe in the KolymaNET modal of business and know one day I will be able to do as much for small imageboards as Kuz did. I want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under KolymaNET<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2141.0-2204.1</ref> </blockquote>He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real Kuz to him, where Kuz himself says "I never considered myself to be just one Kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of NuKuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real Kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with Kuz's name and celebrity. NuKuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "I<big>f you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project, you're dead wrong Quote.🐺 The storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯</big>".

Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2745.0-2855.0</ref>
[[File:Kuzcytube.png|thumb|a pic of the cytube]]
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, The Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel.

This began the First Cytube Age.

This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).

The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned, it saw a thread with Agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what Agugu is. It's just ABDL pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.<ref>[[:File:Jannykuzzy.png]]
</ref>

As Kuzzycucks would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3067.0-3067.4</ref> screenshot of the catty, and also an Agugu thread here<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3049.0-3049.4</ref> if you're wanting to see it.

Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.<ref>https://archive.ph/bCTXV</ref>

After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between NuKuz and Quote imo), the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref>

On its first day, a Chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN</ref>

W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with Chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom. <blockquote>[08:40:21] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' neutral nigger are you good chief

[08:40:43] '''kakso:''' hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor

[08:40:46] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' dont spam and i will suck your bbc<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN#selection-629.0-671.34</ref></blockquote>Oh yeah and Feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the Chinnycucks to queue more BMT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwi Farms thread and blaming it on The Kuz community as a whole. <code>'''KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀'''</code>

Kuzzycucks no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.

<s>The most important feature of this incident was that NuKuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.</s>

As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirected to the Endchan's Kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that Nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

=== Shemmy Era ===
[[File:Shemmy_kgs.png|thumb|"A toast to the good health of our websites"]]
To accomodate the homeless Kuzzycuck population, the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board.

On the 20th of May, it was shut down without any explanation on the 24th, but maybe because of it's PPH, which was higher than /qa/ and was embarrassing for The Shemmy leading to The Shemmy Administration shutting down, which after, they moved to /qa/ and got along with Shemmycucks, which, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the Latas shit being emblematic of this and Layas's suicide caused by the removal of /kgs/, It begun the [[Operatsiya REVENGE Layas]] where people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and Feralteen o algo. Someone would also edit Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide. n this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of a new OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purportedly made by Neutraleyes).

Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a Kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and

>why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭.

<gallery>
Operatsiya_REVENGE_Layas.png|Operatsiya '''REVENGE''' Layas
</gallery>

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
{{Discord|accent=|content=W.T. Neutraleyes is connected to der 'cord.}}{{Quoting|You might find when I post him gimmicky, but I just think he as a very unmistakable, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert Wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.|-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone he self-inserts as}}[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!}}]]
<blockquote></blockquote>

Just like NuKuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule The Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4th (exactly 2 months after NuKuz founded The Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks, it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of The Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert. Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on The Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A Mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and Feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping the flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the Endchan Kuzzy's mod team too, so you know it's kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than The Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of Kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in ████████████████████
</blockquote>

On June 4th, when someone made a thread frustrated at Kuz not replying to his email, WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarrassed himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for Kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>THEYRE WATCHING US}}]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on The Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS The Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

On June 6th, saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of Shemmy's Video Archive, Swedish Win Video Archive, Jakparty Soy Video Archive, Soyjak Blog Video Archive, Booru Soy Video Archive Soyjak Wiki Video Archive, or Thatsnuts Online Video Archive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge Kuzzycucks to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way NuKuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the Chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among Chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists[Marge...] they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to ████████/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about NuKuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than NuKuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied (nevermind, it isn't because Neutraleyes is dead and gone now) and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the Endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse The Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin memoryhole.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for The Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make Kuzzy OC?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what Kuzzycucks would want him to do. "Print out Kuzzyjaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with Kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, I'm a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on The Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, I regret to inform you guys that I will be doing a Kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at The Shemmy staff for not giving me a new BidenFlare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.)

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on The Kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some Shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out Kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of BMT apparently, which wasn't shocking considering Chinnycucks had been doing it since forever.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other Kuzzycuck has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in Kuz-era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for Kuzzycucks" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzycucks also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB The Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now The Kuzzy is 10x faster than The Shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

On June 29th, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that you're browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

On June 22th, the drawGOD who makes most of the Kuz Gay Sex (KGS) gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and that's it I think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that Kuzzycucks around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on The Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew Kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on The Kuzzy: "only one (1) other Kuzzycuck is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

On June 24th, Kuzzycucks raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on The Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at The Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a Kuzzycuck.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on The Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzycucks began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other Kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on The Kuzzy, asking Kuzzycucks to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post his fucking dick pic on The Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

{{Thread|(197.09 KB 479x284 [[:File:pepe_gem.png|pepe_gem.png]]) [[File:Pepe_gem.png|200px]]{{greentext|>nobody posts xeir bbc here}}
let that sink in|👁️ kuzzyboil|06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13|.|7857, №0 [X]}}

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting Kuzzycucks from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every Kuzzycuck has phimosis. But, he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and Kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by Kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, Kyle Kuzzy blushing and aura hog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join The Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan himself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved Kuzzycuck phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After Kuzzycucks reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting Kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolicon, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some ESL brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe.<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June in the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a Kolyma employee Neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple Kuzzycucks contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their Kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was The Slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brapzillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH Kuzzycucks and Jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" Kuzzycuck printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>{{Thread|We now have an official Cytube, '''https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils'''. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2536 [X]}}</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the momentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzycucks cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>{{Thread|Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzycucks to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.

There are lots of things we kuzzycucks should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board Owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2537 [X]}}</blockquote>He can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> He isn't a pedophile doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff. In the second paragraph he says a trvthnvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>{{Thread|Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18|[Preview]|2538 [X]}}</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects NuKuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging Kuzzycucks to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise NuKuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because NuKuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing The Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between NuKuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings).

Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like Copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "misspelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was NuKuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MISS YOU".
{{Thread|The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from [https://endchan.org/tech/ >>>/tech/].|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19|[Preview]|2539 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on The Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''.

KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvthnvke because he once tried to be The Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed.

{{Thread|There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzycucks that want to create institutions for the community, please do so

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2540 [X]}}{{Thread|drum roll...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2541 [X]}}{{Thread|We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzycucks, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.

Let's cut to the point

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzycucks, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it

tl;dr KHANclave incoming...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2542 [X]}}{{Thread|And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site.|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2543 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>

=== Second NuKuz Era ===
On July 19th, NuKuz would break his radio silence on telegram, issuing a apology (https://pastebin.com/k73i8uQZ)

On July 20th, he would make a thread on Endchan's /kuzzy/ board (https://archive.ph/8tx8j)

And on July 22th, he would bring back The Kuzzy with a new captcha system that same day, Quote would try to bot it but failed, with this, the smuta era of The Kuzzy would end bringing back order

And on July 27th, he would open https://kolymanews.org/.

The site has been offline since September 2, it turns out in the Telegram that NuKuz had gotten tired of running the site and recommending users to move the Chinny <ref> https://archive.ph/XEsYN#selection-7700.0-7700.1 </ref> which can also help because the site redirects to Chinny.

TheKuzzy's sister site, [https://seinenchan.org Seinechan], was up as of September 4th, 2025, but then shut down all together. All other Kuzzy sites such as the Booru was unplugged.
=== 10001Chan Era ===
With the site being down, a user who was running a personal project noticed it being down and opened a bunker for Kuzzycucks here <s>https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/</s>←Dead Link. Though it appears many of them have started moving to the 'cuck. <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDRg?wr=true https://archive.fo/OKMG3 </ref> <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZEyBh https://archive.fo/GYjBT https://web.archive.org/web/20251024201558/https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/post.php?id=408&&i=1 </ref>

A couple of things would be made in the 10001chan era for the community such as a Steam group <ref> The Steam group itself: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/njozP, https://archive.ph/UWl9N The thread: https://archive.ph/qFpmA https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E3PeM </ref>

On October 30th, 10001Chan would go down, along with the bunker,<ref>https://archive.is/MJdRr</ref> leading to most likely The Kuzzy's the Kuzzy's death. That is, until..
=== Endchan Era ===
[[File:Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei ANF.png|thumb|279x279px|Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei logo.]]
Seemingly in early 2026, they would grief the sharty's Pixel Planet mural once again<ref>https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-799,-669,11</ref>. The board seems to be slightly more active as well, however they have the same exact unfunny humor as [[Chinny|Chinnycucks]], the reason why however it's because initially no one wanted to use Coswork's Shemmy Endchan bunker so, many Shemmycucks moved in there as well.

On January of 2026, the board would get a new owner named Rosirbae or Yagubibi, he seems to be a very /calm/ admin that doesn't plan to change that much about the current state of The Kuzzy.

On February of 2026, The Kuzzy begun creating a Kuzist clandestine group similar to the ANF (Anti-Nusoicacaist Front) the motivations is that they needed to expand their influence elsewhere with the objective to always remain somewhere. However, many Kuzzyboils are not motivated since they think they don't have the manpower for this to be successful or just simply seeing it as some schizo LARP.

On April of 2026, a massive schizo thread is created, based on a 'toss of the Polish lithuanian commonwealth.

They began creating a image collage explaining the current state of the NuSharty, how it's a devastated imageboard filled with slaves to janitors that don't revolve against their jannies and allow forced tranny memes to be put into them and that they don't allow to ban evade or raid peacefully.
[[File:Sharty genetics kuzzy schizo collage.png|thumb]]
Which some of these are unfortunaly true.
=== Kuri Era ===
On the 21st of June 2026, the original domain was brought back with a blank page displaying the text "'''SQQN'''". Later it turned into a page where you click on the screen and it plays music with a chibi Kuz dancing and text saying "TheKuzzy.win isn't online yet, but you can listen to some music while you're here!"{{CitationNeeded|if I remember correctly}}. thekuz.win was also bought and had a video of Kuz dancing with Doll entering, then changed to the same page.

On the 24th of June 2026, the site officially went up on a new imageboard software, Kchan, The site's new owner plans to move it to Vichan again. thekuz.win would become a Kuzzy booru.

It was moved to vichan by June 30, 2026, but catalog mode did not work and images didn't appear on the front page. Both thekuzzy.win and thekuz.win would go offline. It has been down ever since, This is because there is a server transfer and the owner is busy. It is highly likely that the site will return on another imageboard software than vichan, due to [[The Great Vichan Crisis|the hackings]]. And as it turns out, The Kuzzy had a new software, the name is unknown but NuNuKuz coded it himself after the Vichan hack.

As of August 1st, NuNuKuz plans on releasing The Kuzzy once again after he takes a nap, but on August 2nd says it was a lie, but a janny leaked the date at August 4th, but this hasn't been confirmed by any janitors, moderators or administrators yet. The site returned on the 2nd of August alongside a wiki. With the owner giving a statement;

{{Quoting|So, more than a month has passed since I shut down thekuzzy.win for what turned out to be a very long maintenance period. I'd like to apologize for that and explain why it took so long for the site to be up again.
Before I start my explanation, I'd like to address something to the SNCA/SECApedia editors: why are you guys purposely mistaking me for another person? Even when I explained it in /kgs/. I'm Kuri, not Koot. From what I've heard, Koot once stated that he's the current owner of Kuzzy, which is a lie. Though, I don't know if he really said that. Can you perhaps finally hear me out and stop spreading misinformation about me, please?
I'd also like to mention that I'm not a foodist, and I don't participate in any other failtroll groups.

About the shutdown
Basically, the reason it was down for so long is because I had some problems in my real life. After those problems were resolved, I took a little vacation in southern Siberia. It was pretty nice there. I can even share some timestamps if someone wants to see them.
The site was already ready to be launched again while I was there, but I wouldn't have been able to moderate it due to the internet problems there. But now I'm back home, and I can run the site again.|- Kuri}}

== Notable users ==
[[File:Kuzzynamegods.png|thumb|the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025]]
[[File:Planeseat memoryhole.png|thumb|You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?]]
Throughout its history, The Kuzzy has generated a colorful and crazy heckin' cast of characters, both real and fictional.

* Lawful Good: That is NuKuz/Scarter, he is an edit of the original Kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from Kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of The Kuzzy.

* Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk Mamesons, Cats, you name it, into a blender, basically The Kuzzy culture.
* Neutral Good: The "two developers", believed to be Scarter's cord buddies or larps.
* Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long words threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save The Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an A50 square-jawed aryan holding a Gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin' Mario to Quote's Bowser.
* Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly by kuzzycucks, Froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic kid's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimstone art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesn't need a caption to explain it"<ref>https://archive.ph/iWOgU#selection-1233.0-1237.64</ref>
* Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old Shemmy Artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by KuzzyGODs. Certain to make FeralPedo leak.
* Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms.
* Neutral Moral: That is Dead Mexican Adult, something that a Kuzzycuck saw and posted to The Kuzzy, leading it to become one of The Kuzzy culture thing.
* Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne, probably an ANA.
* Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. (MEDS)
* Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of The Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear Neutraleyes glasses.
* Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed Mamesons on The Kuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/sCngs</ref> We haven't seen him in a while.
* True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian Hip-Hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him and it's not known why he is in the list at all.
* Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for Kuzzycucks. It's a custom for Soysphere Imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how The Kuzzy is an offshoot of The Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
* Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
* Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, Kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture, he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made Shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
* Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James.
* Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of The Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian who is really obsessed with Russia and Kuz. He has made lots of Kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
* Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of The Sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS Imageboards xhe sees as competition, as well as do psyops on The Sharty population to convince them alternative Soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason xhe's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
* Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being, in order to confuse them. However now, his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female Soyteen from The Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
* Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
* Social Evil: FeralTeen/Weepel/FeralPedo/WeePedo/FeralCuck/Feralshit/CobsonAdult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzycucks dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him GEEEEG.
* Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of The Chinny. Chinnycucks are foodistpedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
* Rebel Evil: While not being apart of The Kuzzy, Vladicrez, also known as Solomon Henderson and the Antioch High School shooter was someone who only killed a young girl then himself, he is mentioned here because he had taken pictures of him holding pictures of Kuzjaks. He was also a NuQAfe foodist who was affiliated with Mao's Destruction. He was in sites like Clarty, and his last site, Skibidi Farms. He tried to take down The Sharty with him but failed and got foodists fedded GEEEEG'''.''' He is dead as a DNB and deserved it.
* Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping, he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of The Kuzzy, The Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "Total Everybody Else Death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.
== Copypastas ==
=== Picture Kuz's tummy swollen ===
Picture Kuz's tummy swollen and heavy with Froot's seed, his belly stretched taut and rounded like he's carrying new life inside. He'd rub the bulge, cooing softly to the 'baby' growing within, blissfully unaware that it's nothing more than Froot's thick, potent cum sloshing around inside his guts.

He'd start to show, his belly growing bigger and heavier every day, until he looked like he was ready to give birth at any moment. The sight of Kuz, round and ripe with Froot's semen, would be enough to make him bust a second load right then and there, just from the depraved thrill of knowing that he'd broken Kuz's mind, made him believe he was carrying his child.

Froot would watch him waddle around, his movements slow and awkward, his belly swaying heavily in front of him. He'd watch him struggle to bend over, to reach for things, his swollen gut getting in the way at every turn. And the whole time, he'd just be smiling softly, rubbing his belly, talking to the 'baby' like it was real, like Froot hadn't just trapped him in the most sickening lie imaginable.

Froot would watch him go into labor, watch him scream and cry and push, his belly contracting and churning as he tried to force out the load of cum trapped inside. But it wouldn't come out, would it? No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he begged and pleaded, he couldn't get Froot's seed out of him. It was trapped, locked away inside his broken mind, a cruel joke played on his shattered psyche.

Kuz collapse against the bed, exhausted and spent, his belly still swollen and heavy with Froot's semen. He'd look up at Froot with tears in his eyes, a mix of pain and confusion and despair, and he'd whisper, "It's gone… it's not coming out… I can't feel it anymore…" And Froot would just laugh, because he knows the truth. The truth that his mind is broken, that he's never going to give birth to anything but the sick, twisted lies Froot fed him. And that's when he'd lean in close, his face just inches from Kuz's, and he'd whisper, "That's right, you stupid slut. There is no baby. There's only the cum I pumped inside you, the thick load that's been rotting in your guts for months now. You're not a mother, you're just a set of holes for me to use, a broken toy for me to fill and empty as I please."

And he'd watch as the realization hit Kuz, as the shattering of his mind finally sank in, and he'd start to scream, to wail, to beg him to make it real, to give him a baby, anything but the cruel truth of his existence. Froot would just smile at his anguish, taking cruel pleasure in watching him unravel, knowing that he was the one who had broken him, shattered his mind into a million jagged pieces.

"Face it, whore, you're not a mother. You're just a set of holes for me to fill and ruin as I please. The only thing you're ever going to birth is the thick loads of cum I pump into your slutty body." Froot would grind his still-hard cock against Kuz's swollen belly, feeling it slosh with his seed, a sickening reminder of the twisted reality of Kuz's existence. "This is your purpose, slut. To be a living, breathing cum dump, to be filled and bred like a cheap fucktoy until your mind can't take it anymore. And the best part is, you'll never be able to forget it, not even for a single moment."

=== People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. ===
People who want to fuck kuz are just gross. Wanting to feel his wet, warm mouth slurping and sucking on your throbbing meat is utterly disgusting. Imagining his tongue swirling and sloppily lapping at every inch of your shaft just proves how much of a degenerate freak you are. All of you "people" who like to picture kuz kneeling between your legs, his eyes gazing up at you with a mix of lust, desire and a hint of mischief while he licks his lips before preparing to drag his tongue along the underside of your shaft, starting at the base and slowly, torturously dragging it up until he reaches where your cock meets your balls are just the worst beings this site has to offer. I can't believe fags like you exist.

=== The pleasure is overwhelming ===
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Kuz would be laying on his bed, his slim legs drawn up to his chest, his knees pressed tightly together as he hunches over himself, his face flushed and eyes closed in concentration. His breathing would grow heavier, more ragged, as he slowly circles his entrance, feeling it clench and flutter beneath his reluctant touch.

'It feels so weird,' he'd whisper to himself, his voice breathy and uncertain, even as he pushes a little harder, the tip of his finger sinking just a fraction of an inch into that hot, tight flesh. His other hand would drift down, slipping beneath the waistband of his pants, his fingertips brushing against the stiff, leaking outline of his tiny cock.

'Fuck,' he'd hiss, his hips bucking slightly as he feels himself, gauging the sizeable bulge tenting the fabric. He's never touched himself like this before, never dared to venture this far into his own most intimate places. But he can feel a pressure building deep in his gut, a needy, aching emptiness that demands to be filled.

Slowly, hesitantly, he pushes his finger in deeper, sinking it knuckle-deep into that clutching, silken heat. A choked moan escapes Kuzzy's lips, his head falling back against the pillow as he starts to pump his finger in and out, the slick, obscene sound of his self-pleasure filling the room. His other hand works faster, stroking and squeezing his aching cock through the fabric, the damp patch spreading and growing with each desperate, needy touch.

He's panting now, his chest heaving as he fingers himself with increasing fervor, his tight hole stretching and yielding to the relentless invasion. The pleasure is overwhelming, like nothing he's ever felt before, and he can feel his orgasm building, the pressure coiling tighter and tighter in his heavy, aching balls.

'Fuck, fuck, fuck!' Kuz chants breathlessly, his voice rising in pitch and volume with each thrust of his fingers, each stroke of his weeping cock. He's losing himself in the sensation, surrendering to the depraved bliss of his first real taste of pleasure, and it's consuming him utterly.

His free hand claws at the sheets beneath him, fisting the fabric and twisting it in his desperation as he feels his climax surging forward, inexorable and unstoppable. His toes curl in his socks, his legs drawing up even tighter to his chest as he teeters on the brink of ecstasy.

And then, with a final, brutal thrust of his fingers, he's coming undone. His slim body goes rigid, his back arching as he lets out a strangled, wordless cry of rapture. Thick, creamy ropes of cum erupt from Kuz's spasming cock, staining his pants a sticky, shameful white as he rides out the waves of his mind-blowing orgasm.

=== I'm not gay, but... ===
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kuz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kuz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

=== Kuz's big mongolian cock ===
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Have you ever imagined how Kuz would snuck his big mongolian cock into your boypussy, as you would scream in tight as it would force you, owning you, conquer you and possibly humiliate you? The very thought of it would make your brain rejoice,happily embrace Kuz as your man, your owner. You will feel shame first, but joy come afterwards, you will surrender your body to him, you will be happy for him blessing you with his mighty cock as you will get addicted to it and involuntarily lick his enveloped fluid sticky crotch. Oh Kuz…

=== I have nothing to live for except Kuz. ===
I have nothing to live for except Kuz. Every single night of my life I lay alone in my bed imagining Kuz cuddling with me. I cry myself to sleep while listening to recordings of his voice and pretending that he's here with me. I need Kuz more than anything in my life. I have not been able to jerk off to anything except Kuz, and everytime I try, he just comes back on my mind. It's constantly driving me crazy.

>errrr sweaty that's kinda yikes

Yes. I know. I have developed an emotional attachment to a bald men with glasses site admin. This is the first time I've genuinely developed a romantic interest in a real person as funny as it sounds. Kuz is my everything. He's the only thing that gets me through tough times.

And Kuz, if you're actually lurking this site like Froot said,

I hate you

I think you're a dumb slut

And yet I can't help but be obsessed with you

I could be your friend if you gave me a chance

=== What the fuck do I do, soybros? ===
>be me, kuzposter

>constantly have sex with kuz

>finally get kuz pregnant

>find out the baby isnt mine

>find out the baby is half black

>beat kuz

>rape kuz and force him to get an abortion

>kuz doesnt wanna talk to me anymore

What the fuck do I do soybros?

=== Let that sink in ===
Let that sink in.

=== Kuz lay there ===
Kuz lay there, her nipples hard due to the cold air, steps in Anton Maximov, her huge futa cock dangling between her legs. She walks towards Kuz and lightly caresses her back "all tied up just for me? How long did I take?" Kuz replies timidly "I-I don't know… please let me go" Maximov moves her hand to her stomach "not yet my darling, I want to enjoy you for a bit" she begins to tickle her stomach. Kuz jerks in reaction to the sudden sensation "AHAHA STOP!!" Maximov intensifies her invasion of Kuz's body, moving to her feet aswell, Kuz convulses in every direction her constraints buckle due to the movement "ahah settle down now, I have something that will make this less intense for you" Maximov states as she reaches for a needle, rubbing some local anesthetic and injecting her with FloydTech brand fent, Kuz goes numb as Maximov grabs a chainsaw and begins to rev it up, the noise filling the room "n-NO NO PLEASE DON'T PLEASE NONO!!!!" Kuz screams as Maximov brings the chainsaw to her face "Nothing you say will change my mind Kuzzy, after you refused to make ME the rightful owner of Soyjak.party, I want to see the look of terror on your face as I plunge this chainsaw into your supple, tender body. Kuz starts sobbing uncontrollably as Maximov revs the chainsaw near Kuz's shoulder and brings it down, Kuz feels no pain but still feels the foreign object enter her shoulder, she starts screaming as loud as she can "NOOOO STOP NOO PLEASE MAX I'LL MAKE YOU HEAD OF THE NSS AGAIN PLEASE NO PLEASE NO!!" Kuz starts violently shaking as she tries and fails to escape her restraints. Maximov finishes cutting her right arm off as Kuz falls onto her side, still unable to get free "one down, three to go!" Anton says enthusiastically as she jumps around to Kuz's left arm and begins her sick work once more as Kuz tries desperately to crawl away, only making it worse for herself as her struggling makes Anton mess up her cuts "WOULD YOU STOP MOVING SO MUCH!!" She slams her Futa cock into Kuz who is still numbed from the FloydTech brand fent is immobilized due to the heavy weight of Maximov's huge futa cock. As Kuz's mangled left arm slops off Anton moves to her legs. Her cock leaking precum all over Kuz's back as she revs the chainsaw again and starts the removal process, the blood pouring out of her left leg onto the floor of Anton's dingy basement, Kuz has stopped moving at this point, the shock of losing this much blood preventing her from screaming, only small wimpers exit her mouth as the chainsaw rips into her flesh. A wet plop and down goes Kuz's left leg, Maximov has already orgasmed 2 times by this point, leaving Kuz in a puddle of her own blood and massive amounts of cum. As Antin goes for the final saw Kuz shudders as she feels her arteries pump out what little she had left. By the time Maximov was finished with the right leg, Kuz was dead. "There, now you're almost perfect" Anton slides her cock into Kuz's pussy while she takes out a small knife and begins to beheas Kuz's head from her lifeless body. Maximov inflates her uterus to full size as she slops her cock out of Kuz's ruined pussy, cum flows out of her as Anton begins using Kuz's head as a fleshlight. She moves upstairs and turns on her PC, watching some futa porn as she fills Kuz's head with her cock, holding her firm as her jet black hair spills around Maximov's shaft.
THE END!! sorry it took awhile a storm started as soon as I began writing

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