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Talk:KolymaPEDIA

2026-10-01T23:39:06Z

Dooley: Created page with "Who even owns the site now"

Who even owns the site now

Owner

2026-09-22T05:46:29Z

Dooley: Changed redirect target from Kuri Yuznetsov to Kuri

#REDIRECT [[Kuri]]

Owner

2026-09-22T05:46:06Z

Dooley: People would want to know who the owner is

#REDIRECT [[Kuri Yuznetsov]]

User talk:Dooley

2026-09-22T05:44:52Z

Dooley:

== computer ==

Stupid 2004 computer that doesn’t work for shit when it actually needs to
I’m going to kill this motherfucker by November--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 05:39, 2 September 2026 (UTC)

: a little update: had to do some work on it and it works a bit better now--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 05:39, 2 September 2026 (UTC)

:: I don’t get it, I keep trying to sign in, into my computer but it won’t let me but when I go on chrome or google to sign into the wiki it lets me normally sign in, what the hell is going on

User talk:FireGuy228

2026-09-06T01:21:07Z

Dooley: Created page with "== kooru == I’ve seen you on the Kuzzy booru, hi --~~~~"

== kooru ==

I’ve seen you on the Kuzzy booru, hi --[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 01:21, 6 September 2026 (UTC)

Talk:Cult of Chood

2026-09-04T06:04:05Z

Dooley: Created page with "== going to have to fix this page later == It’s all over the place --~~~~"

== going to have to fix this page later ==

It’s all over the place --[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 06:04, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

Cult of Chood

2026-09-04T06:03:03Z

Dooley: Created page with "{{Quoting|That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.|hp mcdonalds or however the craft is loved}} {{Quoting|Haha, he's just a swolesome sort of guy. The extroverted chad we all needed. …Wonder how the guy's going now that he's gone.}} He beckons... [[Cobson is rumored by some to be a member of the Choodist cult.]] File:Choodcult1.jpeg|thumb..."

{{Quoting|That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.|[[Amerimutt|hp mcdonalds or however the craft is loved]]}}
{{Quoting|Haha, he's just a swolesome sort of guy. The extroverted chad we all needed. …Wonder how the guy's going now that he's gone.}}
[[File:Cult of Chood.png|thumb|300px|He beckons...]]
[[File:Cultson.PNG|thumb|300px|[[Cobson]] is rumored by some to be a member of the Choodist cult.]]
[[File:Choodcult1.jpeg|thumb|300px|<s>A Choodist thread.</s>The first Choodist thread, which brought the Faith out of the heart of its first practitioner, and evangelised the earliest believers.]]
[[File:Histrionsoysona.png|thumb|Histrion's [[Self-insert syndrome|Soysona]]]]
The '''Cult of Chood''', also known simply as '''Choodists''' were a meta-soylitical, occultist movement with a meta-groupist structure that arose on the [[soyjak.party|Sharty]] sometime after [[Froot|Froot's]] purchase of the site and subsequent reign of the [[Soyumvirate]]. It was created by a soyteen known as Histrion. They were dedicated to the praise and worship of [[Dr. E]], otherwise known by his more well-known pseudonym Chood during his 4 hour reign over the Sharty. They were monotheistic in nature, and discouraged the outright praise of any other admin besides Chood. Choodists were highly superstitious, believing the most intensely in Poopson and Admin 6 per capita.

The Cult developed its own terminology, such as nicknaming Admin 6 “the Nigger”, and “HWASUIOGTON,” which may mean “He Will Always Save Us In Our Greatest Time Of Need,” but this is unconfirmed.<ref group="lower-alpha">It is certain that the initial letters of this acronym stand for "He will always ...", cf. HWABAG, a common epithet of Cobson.</ref>

They believed that, despite his short time as admin, Chood [[Schizophrenia|had done more for the site than any other admin]] and was a "[[Gigachad|gigachad badass]]". There existed a sect of Choodism that even believes he is [[Admin Ϫ]], but this is highly debated. Ultimately, the goal of Choodists is to establish a theocratic reign over the Sharty where the worship of Chood is mandated and enforced by jannies and moderators.

<s>Even doe it was just one person who forced it</s>

==Theology==
new theology just dropped
<gallery>
File:Choodthread.jpeg
</gallery>
All converts into the Cult of Chood are required to make the following oath:
{{Redtext|I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Sootism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Captain Coal|Captain Coalism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Kuzism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerly [[Dollism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Max|Maxism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Captain Cob's coup|Captain Cobism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[ Angeleno|Angelenism]]; I renounce wholly and sincerely [[Froot|Frootism]]; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the [[Gigachad]], the Badass, literally Neo from [[Goyslop|The Matrix]], whose name is [[Dr E|Chood.]]}}

==History==
===Background===
{{Main|Dr E}}
Dr E, the Choodist's main focus of worship, was initially a controversial figure in the Sharty because of his admitted newfagginess and desire to advertise his [[Nigger Weed|Tor-based mushroom business]]. That is until the [[Soypocalypse]] occurred, and [[Doll]] temporarily took the site offline. It would briefly return on August 22, 2023, this time under Dr E's leadership. However, this was unknown at the time, and he opted to remain completely anonymous. The soymmunity would end up nicknaming him Admin 5, and more commonly, Chood.

During his 4 hour rule, he unbanned everyone affected by the Soypocalypse, wipe the catalog, slaughtered [[Baby bot]], and implemented a temporary measure against [[P|'p]] spam by replacing every new image with an image of [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak]] with his mouth closed. The site would then shut down again, with Chood disappearing into the shadows, never to be heard from again. It would not be until Doll's final few days as admin after Froot's permanent restoration of the Sharty that Chood would be confirmed as none other than Dr E.
===Cult's Formation===
The exact date of the cult's formation is unknown, but it is assumed to be around September 2023, as this is when Chood appreciation threads began to pop up and get necrobumped. Histrion then started to form the "cult" as we know it, as opposed to simple appreciation. While the cult remained fairly obscure initially, many began to discover Choodism during the [[Great Purge]], namely anti-Frootists.
===the [[Great Purge]]===
[[File:Choodist.png|thumb|A naked Choodist.]]
{{Redtext|ALERT!!}}

{{Redtext|¡ALERTA!}}

That grand thread of appreciation; that telamon of esoyteric Choodist spirit; that lightningrod of the greatest Asbestos; was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the janny forces of the Empire of Froot. Yes, the Faith is under attack; yes, our greatest thread of appreciation, of veneration to this mighty Renovator Soyperii to whom all splendours of our lives are directed in his interest, the first thread of them all, whose creation did evangelise the first generation of Choodists, was deleted by Froot. The days are cold - the lights do flicker - Froot’s mask has slipped off: he is now the [[Admin 6|Nigger]].

===[[Anniversary Scuffle]]===
After Froot sided with the [[Discord]] derailers during the Anniversary Scuffle, the Choodists, in their holy war against the Nigger, sided against Froot by default.

=== Collapse of the Cult ===
After many attempts at destabilizing the Frootist New World Order, the Cult of Chood was delivered a final and totally destructive deathblow by none other than the Dollist God-King, DOLL. By revealing the Choodists' font of worship to be none other than Max, the Choodists were wrought by grief and stricken with panic. In desperation, Choodist (now Maxist) forces wiped /nate/ (which is specifically designed to be easily wiped), Froot added a wordfilter which changed Chood to Max. Their icon having been revealed to be totally corrupted and responsible for the Soypocalypse that "Chood" was supposed to deliver them from, Choodists were left with an identity crisis. Do they stay true to their beliefs and now believe Max is the future savior of the Sharty, or do they abandon the teachings and await the return of Doll or perhaps a new admin such as "[[Scar]]"? Cult numbers dropped to their lowest numbers and many days often go by without mention of Chood, and so unless new information comes out, the Cult is nearly dead.

== Histrion ==
{{Aspie}}{{gigachad|content=Why yes, Histrion is a [[Gigachad|Gigachad]].}}
'''Histrion''' (<s>unofficial</s> now official name) is the Soyteen who created the concept of the [[Soysphere]] and the [[Cult of Chood]].

Histrion is perceived as being intelligent due to his in-depth ideas and wide vocabulary, he's also said himself "Yes, I'm not humble" in response to someone saying his IQ is high.

He created an internet philosophy known as Histrionic LARPing. According to this, he believes that in order to become an internet legend and create an entertaining, new type of [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 slowburn kino narrative]], a type of which is completely new and differs from novels and choose-your-own-adventures, you must create 1 or more personas in a community and create controversy in order to harvest '''Reactions''' from internet users, as these reactions are what makes the legend, Even if we instantly knew every foggy detail about the person in question, he would still be immortalized as a legendary historic and mystical figure, because of those past reactions.

The above may have brought up thoughts about [[Kuz]], which would be accurate as Histrion says Kuz, Max and Kolyma as a whole are all the forefathers of Histrionic LARPing. Especially [[Max|Anton Maximov]], who Histrion secretly admires for creating multiple mysterious online personas such as [[Dr E|Chood, Dr. E]] and [[Max]], all of which fall under Histrionic LARPing

He in the sourced thread, argued back and forth with [[Froot]],<ref>[[:File:Histrionthread.png|thumb|Histrion's thread]]
</ref><ref>[[:File:Histrionovercapture.png|thumb|more from him]]
</ref> which began when another user claimed [[Dr E|Chood]] was the best admin in a thread about ranking admins. He argues that Froot did not follow through with the Histrionic LARP potential of the [[FDL|Frootist Defense League]], which he could have used to garner infamy, and '''Reactions.''' That and Froot giving up his potential of being a Legend by being 100% transparent and boring as a person instead of making up a backstory and LARPing

Froot argues back that his identity should not be the center, or even a part of the discussion that happens on the Sharty, [[Retard|he likens it to Toyota customers caring about the CEO more than the car.]]

Histrion wants to be an admin, he proclaimed to have fantasized about it.

Literally everything in this page is sourced from citations 1 and 2. [[Dilation|Each of his responses are always a wall of text.]]

Histrion once explained the purpose of the Cult of Chood: >The joke with the cult of cho00d is that his followers praise him in incredibly corny ways (thereby mocking actual admin worship), I say this as the creator of the cult.

[[File:Histrion.mebp|thumb|suspected histrion babble in a thread about [[UTTP]]]]

==Enemies==
*[[Admin 6]]
*The [[Soyumvirate]] —— [[Froot]], [[Angeleno]], [[Doll]], and (by association) [[Root]]
**Froot made libellous claims that Chood was Anton Maximov.
**Root was on the same side as the Choodists during the Anniversary Scuffle, which might have been his…le…[[Reddit|REDEMPTION ARC]]
*[[Kolyma Network]]
*[[Foodist]]
*[[Scar]] (Formerly)

==Sects==
In the organisation’s history it has experienced 2 schisms, all of which from comments made by Doll. Each is rejected by some and accepted by others, producing various sects.
:1) Doll claiming that Dr E and Chood were the same individual on August 22nd 2023.
:2) Doll claiming that Chood and Max were the same on Sep 19th 2023.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qDEvW "Alright well don't say I didn't warn you. Yeah it was Max. If I say any more I'm probably gonna get some lecture tomorrow morning, but I hope that clarifies things."</ref>
{| class="wikitable"
|+
|
|Chood != Dr E
|Chood = Dr E
|-
|Chood != Max
|Choodpuritans
|Emporiumites
|-
|Chood = Max
|(nonexistent)
|Foul Maxists
|}
An additional element is the belief in Chood being Admin Thrembo, in which case the adjective '''pentathrembite''' is used, eg pentathrembite choodpuritan.

The Foul Maxist sect is met with disgust by all other sects and by all other ideologies, including by most Maxists, being seen as a twisted perversion of the original Choodist ideals. The main supporting claim for them is a belief in the [[Mandate of 'lent]] (which produces following list of Admins), and, crucially, a belief in Lolkek having been made admin at least once, even if as a joke:

# [[Soot]]
# [[Lolkek]]
# [[Kuz]]
# [[Doll]]
# [[Max]]
# [[Froot]] / [[Angeleno]]
# [[Root]]
# [[Boot]] ?

This places Max as Admin 5, and the [[Soyumvirate]] admins Froot and Angeleno as co-Admin 6s.
{{Notelist}}
{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Soylitics]]
{{Famous}}
[[Category:Articles_that_have_been_featured]]

File:Choodthread.jpeg

2026-09-04T06:00:02Z

Dooley:

File:Histrion.webp

2026-09-04T05:58:26Z

Dooley:

File:Choodist.png

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Dooley:

File:Histrionsoysona.png

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Dooley:

File:Cultson.png

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Dooley:

File:Cult of Chood.png

2026-09-04T05:56:12Z

Dooley:

Sharty

2026-09-04T05:36:28Z

Dooley: Redirected page to Soyjak.party

#REDIRECT [[soyjak.party]]

Heyuri/Rule 8

2026-09-04T05:35:41Z

Dooley: Created page with "{{Heyuri}}  Rule 8 as it stood in May 2022 '''Rule 8''' is one of the most important rules on Heyuri. It was first created by kuz in May 2020, but has been modified several times since. The rule restricts certain types of posts and images from being made to the site, such as Wojak and Pepe images, as well as nu-4chan slang. This is the rule that keeps Heyuri afloat, attracted large swathes of its userbase, and is ultim..."

{{Heyuri}}

[[File:Rule8.png|thumb|Rule 8 as it stood in May 2022]]
'''Rule 8''' is one of the most important rules on [[Heyuri]]. It was first created by [[kuz]] in May 2020, but has been modified several times since. The rule restricts certain types of posts and images from being made to the site, such as Wojak and Pepe images, as well as nu-4chan slang. This is the rule that keeps Heyuri afloat, attracted large swathes of its userbase, and is ultimately what allows the site to maintain its unique culture.

== Purpose ==
Rule 8 exists to help cultivate Heyuri's unique site culture, keep out the AIDS & lamers that ruin the internet, maintain a lighthearted atmosphere, and inspire a culture of camaraderie over the endless shit-flinging and crappy posts commonly seen on many other imageboard-related sites. On Heyuri, the expectation is that users enjoy the site's community and content; if you never have and never will, why are you here?

== What is/isn't Rule 8? ==
=== Material that falls under Rule 8 ===
Every post and situation is treated individually, but in general, the following things fall under Rule 8:
* "Modern" 4chan/imageboard-derived culture (mainly trolling-related, especially from 2010s+)
** Written examples include: "greentext" stories, "based", "cringe", "sneed", "dilate", "janny", "smh tbh fam", "t. X", ">implying Y", "Z lost", "coal/gem", "-oomer", "chad/stacy", "REEEEE", etc.
** Image/video examples include: Pepe/Wojak edits, trollface/rage comics, gigachad, doge, pretty much anything designed to piss users off instead of make them LOL, etc.
* Social media-derived "meme" culture and nu-web AIDS
** Examples include: Twitch/streamer culture, regurgitated-to-death template "memes", "baked/dank memes", "rizz", "sigma", "skibidi", "67", "ok boomer", "deez nuts", "always has been", etc.
* Overly angry and aggressive posts that aren't in good fun
* "Ironic shitposting"
** I.e. making unwanted/LOLs-killing posts on purpose, doing exaggerated and disparaging impressions of Heyuri users/culture, etc.

=== Material that does not fall under Rule 8 ===
* New things simply because they're new
* AI-generated material simply because it's AI-generated
** Posting limitations for AI-generated material apply on certain boards, but those limits are unrelated to Rule 8
* Anything rule-abiding simply because it's become popular elsewhere
* Well-established words and phrases used properly when there happens to be a Rule 8-breaking usage/variant
* Classic internet/4chan culture (especially pre-2008)
* Lesser-known/less-abused "modern" 4chan/imageboard culture (mainly when not trolling-related)
* Virtually anything deriving from Japan (especially anime/otaku-related)
** Non-Japanese memes/culture deriving from Japanese material can still fall under Rule 8 if it is made of AIDS

File:Rule8.png

2026-09-04T05:35:26Z

Dooley:

File talk:Nukuz.png

2026-09-04T03:11:42Z

Dooley: /* nukuz */

== nukuz ==

is this his actual sona? it looks clean asf--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 00:12, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

:i made it [[File:Knlogo.gif|22px|link=User talk:Erik]][[User:Erik|erik]] 01:54, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

:: well man, it’s pretty clean--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 03:11, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

File talk:Nukuz.png

2026-09-04T00:12:48Z

Dooley: Created page with "== nukuz == is this his actual sona? it looks clean asf--~~~~"

== nukuz ==

is this his actual sona? it looks clean asf--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 00:12, 4 September 2026 (UTC)

Talk:KuzBooru

2026-09-03T05:41:45Z

Dooley: Created page with "someone upload the Kooru’s logo--~~~~"

someone upload the Kooru’s logo--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 05:41, 3 September 2026 (UTC)

Kooru

2026-09-03T05:37:39Z

Dooley: Redirected page to KuzBooru

#REDIRECT [[KuzBooru|Kuzbooru]]

KolymaPEDIA

2026-09-03T05:35:40Z

Dooley:

you're on the thing
{{Template:Kolyma/Member}}
[[File:KuzzyWiki.png|thumb|KolymaPEDIA's logo]]
Established on August 2nd, 2026, KolymaPEDIA, also known as The Kuzzy Wiki is ran by former [[Soygem.party|Shemmy]] namefag [[Coswork16]]. It's main goal is to document and archive kuz's, Kolyma and friends shenanigans and copy and pasting all articles you see on other wikis. (You) can also document stuff that aren't accepted in other wikis.

It's current domains are:
*soyjak.win
*info.kolyma.cc

Theres has also been efforts to make it resemble the actual real Kolyma wiki since someone linked an archive to it.
　　<center>'''Factual Information!''' </center>

<pre>　　 ∧＿∧ 　
　　　　（　´∀｀） < Well it says here that[...]
　　　　／　　　＼　
　　　 /　　　/￣￣￣￣/　
　＿_(__ﾆつ/　 knet /
　　　　＼/＿＿＿＿/　> </pre>

<center> '''REAL STORIES..''' </center>

<pre> ∧＿∧ So... THATS what happened..
( ･ω･)
＿(_つ/￣￣￣/
　　＼/ /
　　￣￣￣￣ </pre>

<center> RIGHT HERE AT INFO.KOLYMA.CC </center>

File:KuzzyWiki.png

2026-09-03T05:32:04Z

Dooley: not sure if it was already posted on here

== Summary ==
not sure if it was already posted on here

Template:Heyuri

2026-09-03T05:23:03Z

Dooley: Created page with "At this point i think it’ll be a great time to make a Heyuri header"

At this point i think it’ll be a great time to make a Heyuri header

Akima

2026-09-03T05:22:33Z

Dooley:

{{heyuri}}

[[File:Akima.jpeg|thumb|Akima's profile picture]]
'''Akima''' was a troll from [[Heyuri]]. [[Lolico]] the sites admin was desperate for developers (+ was very trickable) and would blindly give root access to anyone who claimed to know PHP. Akima was hired in June 2020 and would get to work sabotaging the site, something he did unbeknownst to [[kuz]] and Lolico for the next couple of months.

On 9 July Heyuri's server suffered a "fatal drive error" that corrupted Heyuri's data. In response Lolico "worked tirelessly, for days at a time to try to rework Heyuris scripts".<ref>https://www.heyuri.net/#news19</ref> After being given permission to diagnose the issue, Akima told kuz and Lolico it was a hardware failure, so On 12 July Lolico restored a backup he made on his old webhost 1 month before.

Throughout August he was using der 'cord to stoking divisions between the Heyuri staff, which was seperating into pro-kuz and pro-lolico camps.<ref>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Drama</ref> His psyop was a resounding success and it made Lolico and kuz go to war in late August, before Akima made his move on 5 September and hacked the site. Akima deleted the entirety of the Heyuri website, and replaced it with a simple HTML page containing semi-dox of lolico and his family, plus download links for various Heyuri backend files and databases. Lolico eventually managed to regain control of the site and take it all down, and shut down Heyuri (though it would be revived later).

Kuz then tried making a new Heyuri on heyuri.cf, however, each attempt was swiftly thwarted by Akima's PHP scripts that spammed the site. Kuz then made [[StrawberryHeaven]] and because it ran using Perl-based software (Kareha), Akima was BTFO'd because he couldn't spam it as affectively anymore. Without github spam script powers he was reduced to just making edgy bitchposts.

=== Hall of Shame ===

Akima bitching on a kolyma imageboard.

(sauce: <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201018033643/https://sys.kolyma.jp/~kuz/kareha.pl/1600848072/</ref>)

1

>im done with this shit

>fuck you kuz you nigger.

>imagine being such a cocksucker that you cant into php and you just use perl instead, twat.

>lolico and yushe both ghost me, and now i have no keks left to gain.

>sayonara, kooz

2

>sneed, all of you sneed.

>faggots

3

>shut the fuck up nigger.

>the shit kuz has learned about security has come from me attacking heyrui.

>you would be nowhere without me.

>admit it.

4

>nigger what,

>you knownothing desu, you are the worst fucking sysadmin ive ever seen

>imagine having a dead similar password for all your servers, like netp5, netp6 and whatever

>i should have bricked all of them when i had the chance.

5

>sneed in hell you cunt

====Users took the opportunity to mock him====

1

>zOMG IT'S TEH HACKER KNOWN AS AKIBA

>HE DOES NOT GIVE

>HE DOES NOT FORGOT

>EXPECTO PATRONUM<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200910200910/https://bbs.kolyma.jp/b/</ref>

2

>why do you try to act like some hackerman celebrity? you literally tried to take on kuz of all people, lost, and started crying on here when you lost. Seriously wtf did you expect? From what i have heard you know literally nothing about computers. You are a disgrace to the word desu.

>here is our lesson of the day: stop letting kids on the internet.

== kuzs response ==

{{Larp}}

kuz used the situation as an opportunity to LARP and talk about [[9chan]] lore. 

18 Name: kuz ## Admin : 2020-09-25 00:27 [Del]

>shut the fuck up nigger.

No.

>the shit kuz has learned about security has come from me attacking heyrui.

Dont even try to inflate your own ego, i have been in cybersecurity since you were born. While your parents were conceiving you, I was literally running one of the largest forums in russia. Get your head out of your ass.

>you would be nowhere without me.

The only thing you even remotely had a change on was Heyuri. You and your skiddie scripts have done nothing more. Try making your own, next time. I know downloading stuff from stackoverflow and trying to run it can be frustrating, but if you need help, you always got actually intelligent people like [[DCP]]dev around. ;)

 
he also samefagged as someone from [[9chan]], talking about a literal who called [[Yemu]].
 

28 Name: Anonymous : 2020-09-25 00:43 [Del]

im actually dumbfounded that someone can be this stupid. history is bound to repeat itself. akima is just our new yemu. But fucking hell even yemu was smarted than this. How many times will someone try to take down kuz's shit before they realize it just doesnt work. this is like the 5th time in the past 5 years.

tl;dr yemu did it better

File:Akima.jpeg

2026-09-03T05:19:42Z

Dooley: Xer profile picture

== Summary ==
Xer profile picture

File:Lolico vs kuz.gif

2026-09-03T05:15:47Z

Dooley:

Kuz

2026-09-03T05:14:01Z

Dooley: i dont want to copy literally everything

{{Discord}}
{{Kuz}}
{{OMGHISA}}
{{Oldfaggy}}
{{Infobox person
|name=Yuri Kuznetsov
|image=[[File:KuzjakKuz.png|300px]]
|gender=Male
|nationality=Russian-American
|sexuality=Bachelor
|years active=Late 2019-2026
|organisation=KolymaNET
|known for=being admin of soyjak.party
|works=Many
|wiki_account=[[user:kuz|Kuz]]
|successor=DOLL (Sharty), [[Kaguya]] ([[Heyuri]])
|predecessor=Soot|opponents=Many}}

'''kuz''', also known as '''Carter Kuznets''' and “Temuçin” was the second owner of [[soyjak.party]], former adminstrator of [[Heyuri]], and chairman of [[Larping|KolymaNET]].

kuz became the owner of the sharty after buying it from [[Soot]] from an event that usually refered to as the "[[Great purchase]]" during the deals between Soot and Kuz pro-kuz and pro-soot factions began to emerge leading to the second soyvil war, leading to the creation of [[jakparty.soy]], the infamous splinter originally created as a refugee for soot loyalists that despised kuz.

kuz was generally popular on his regime and despite the multiple false accusations of him being a pedophile many people even to this day miss him wanting to go back to the days of Kolyma, with the result of a few splinters being created trying to recreate what was once soyjak.party under kuz's control, one of those being the [[Kuzzy|site this wiki supplements]].

Apparently on February 21, 2022, kuz leaked the IPs of sootist "pigs" and a person who just criticized him<ref>[[:File:Dsjdkljafdlkfhsfuh23o3.png]]</ref>. There is no proof of this except for a screenshot so take it with a grain of salt.

== Info ==
Little is known about '''Kuz''' as much as the info that is known about him is confusing or sometimes misleading but <s>the general information about him is that he is the son of '''Mikhail Kuznets''', a belarusian inmigrant on the United States that now runs a telecommunications company MKN on Tennessee, kuz was once suspected to be a 20 year old man named Carter Kuznets.</s> There is a 0% chance that he used his real name for this shit. kuz is a young adult who lived in Tennessee but might now live in Turkey with Kaguya<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/blog.cgi/entry/1758897924</ref>. He likes anime, cybersecurity, crypto, imageboards and Japanese culture. The soyjak stuff was mostly a phase and kuz considers Heyuri his main imageboard community. Kuz works as a systems administrator<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/blog.cgi/entry/1758559124</ref>, crypto investor and/or digital nomad.

Kuz likes to cycle through gimmicks, the first being when he was a wealthy and mysterious KGB man controlling an online crime syndicate. Halfway through the Sharty's Kuz era he turned into a Mongol LARPer named Temucin/the KHAN who was dying of AIDs. His third gimmick was later on his Kiwifarms account he became Donald Trump posting about the INCQMING STQRM. Right now he doesn't really have any gimmicks. He celebrated his birthday with Heyurizens in 2026 and makes insignificant blogposts on kuz.kolyma.net; kuz has seemingly returned to his natural state of just being a 4chan-adjacent weeb, not maintaining a cult of personality or self inserting as a Russian guy from VK.com or running a NSS database with the doxxes of his enemies. What is the future of Kuz? I don't know. What I do know is he's garnered a fanbase simply from being interesting in a way we'll probably never see again.

=== Degeneracy ===
kuz infamously in multiple ocassions unbanned himself on the sharty and made multiple faggot threads, though he later claimed these posts were made by [[Kaguya]].

His faggotry is so known even some artists like [[Shemmysloota]] depict kuz as a fag or with big tits.

kuz also claimed to be in a platonic relationship with boys.

Initially kuz banned racebait and anything related to spadeson though it was later revealed he also posted racebait.

=== Relations to discord ===
A direct order from kuz was given in March 18 of 2023, in which kuz demanded sharty users to leave any soyjak themed discord servers in order to stay in the site, this as a way to crackdown stuff like BBC spam and other undesired material, as it had direct connections to soycords.

Later on April 17 of 2023 a new message from was given that stated that most of these discords are often inhabitated by pedophiles, trannies and zoophiles and that many notorious CSAM spammers are present on these discord servers, as stated before anyone who wishes to stay on the sharty must leave inmedeatly as anyone spotted on one of these servers and identified would be banned inmedeatly. This also applied to the booru and soyjak wiki, and it's still a rule that it's applied on most soysphere sites to this day, even after kuz left and the sharty was handed over to other Froot, this rule [[Frootcord|seems to have never been applied to the staff]].

The anti discord sentiment that kuz started was mentioned on the affy manifesto, saying that kuz was a person who could barely control the sharty and that he only used the 'cord as a scapegoat when he couldn't handle the site's problems.

Yet despite this rule being initially given by kuz it would have been later proven not only kuz had his own discord server(like every other admin before or after him)

=== Acquaintances ===

==== Max ====
'''Anton Maximov''' or commonly refered as '''Max''' is the jewish alterego of kuz, Max was the director of the NSS a so called division of KolymaNET, he is almost universally hated for selling the sharty to the highest bidder and allowing [[BLACKED]] being displayed on the sharty, so he could extort DOLL a few bucks.

Max during the [[soypocalypse]] made a shitty splinter called Party@9channel often refered to Max's sharty, It was a shitty site that literally only lasted one day before being shut down, the site had many features different from the sharty such as

* Up vote down vote system
* Namefield added
* A completly different layout and system
* Custom animated emojis

Much like Max, the site was hated by everyone, it literally just fucking sucked.

=== Retirement ===
On April of 2023 kuz retired announcing that he would left the site for an unknown ammount period of time with DOLL being put in charge as the site's Admin, later on July of 2023 Kuz briefly came back as an admin, though this didn't last long as he was planning to dissolve Kolyma Network and give the sharty to Max, during this period of time Kuz became so paronoic he began having meltdowns constantly so much that Max even revoked Kuz's perms to avoid kuz of doing any damage to the site.

=== Brief Return ===
{{Quoting|as for soyjak question:
They are just a meme... people used to say this about other memes and now we think they are funny. They are annoying kids, and annoying kids have been a part of the internet for ages. But they don't belong here, and I understand the aversion|Kuz}}
On August 12 of 2025, Kuz allegedly briefly returned to answer some questions, he claimed his HIV was cured and that he has been living in Antalya, Turkey after living in Cyprus, enjoying retirement.

# Numbered list item
=== Kolyma owned sites ===

* '''Gurochan''': A [[guro]] imageboard
* '''Heyuri''': Japanese Imageboard
* '''Kereste''': Turkish website
* '''soyjak.party''': from 2022 to 2023
* '''kissu'''
* '''VidLii''': By far the most infamous Kolyma owned site besides soyjak.party, it infamously had many gore videos including pedoshit that allegedly stayed up for days and It was used by many Foodists until Kuz purged them. It was so infamous that even people that weren't aware of the party knew kuz and kolyma network because of VidLii

== Involment in [[Heyuri]] ==
'''kuz''', also known as '''k♡♡z''' on heyuri was a former administrator of [[Heyuri]], and a long time contributor to the site. Joining the site in early 2020, he became the co-admin in May, and by June migrated Heyuri to his own servers.<ref>[https://heyuri.net/#news17_3 NEW SERVERS! by kuz]</ref>

'''Kuz''' was an important figure on the site, even for a long time after his resignation, as a large portion of Heyuri's foundational years took place under his rule. He was at Heyuri's helm for almost 2 years if you include the 3-month stint as co-admin in 2020. During that initial co-admin run with [[lolico]], Heyuri's activity went up by 600% from what it was previously, peaking in July 2020<ref>[https://heyuri.net/#news19 NOTE: When this graph was made, July had not finished. It would turn out to be Heyuri's most active month of that year]</ref>. He asserts this is mostly because of him inviting tripfags from [[9chan]]<ref>[https://heyuri.net/#news17 Kuz has repeatedly stated this, but he professes it shortly before he does it here.]</ref>, although a wide variety of factors also contributed to this. This time period was dubbed the "[[Golden age of Heyuri|golden age of Heyuri]]"; a timespan which is usually said to have lasted from roughly May to August 2020. Towards the end of this period and immediately following it, a schism between kuz and [[lolico]] occurred that (along with various [[Akima|other factors]]) tore the site, its staff, and its users apart, and Heyuri entered what was later dubbed its "dark ages".

=== The cracks/drama ===

[[File:Lolico vs kuz.gif|thumb|alt=Lolico vs kuz|Live action footage of lolico and kuz going at each other]]

Kuz was the original creator of [[Rule 8]], but even as early as June 2020, his activity outside of Heyuri would seldom follow that rule. On his first(?) Twitter account (since deleted), he would frequently post Rule 8-breaking material and express hostilities towards other imageboard administrators. Kuz would also troll various IRC channels, managing to get himself banned on channels relating to 4chan and their /qa/ board. This kind of activity did not sit well with some Heyuri users, though others didn't care.

Behind the scenes, lolico and kuz were regularly clashing on Dicksword over various matters relating to Heyuri; they would frequently disagree with site direction/operations, flame each other, and be reduced to namecalling. Most of these arguments were unbeknownst to the wider Heyuri userbase until late August 2020, when Dicksword leaks began being posted. Until then, Heyuri's users were largely under the impression that lolico and kuz were just occasionally pretending to fight in public for the LOLs.

On July 10, 2020, Heyuri would experience TEH CRASH. At the time, it was believed that Heyuri's servers (located at this time in kuz's home) had experienced a catastrophic failure on multiple drives simultaneously, with all the site's code and data being lost. However, after Heyuri's September 2020 death, it would come to light that this was in fact intentional sabotage by a Heyuri staff member named [[Akima]]; a developer who had been brought on after claiming to know PHP (the sole requirement to become a Heyuri developer), and was granted root access to Heyuri's servers by lolico.

One common cause of friction between lolico and kuz was the fact that kuz had been given the role of "admin" along with full control over Heyuri and its servers. kuz often made use of these powers to make changes to the site and its contents without asking lolico, or just doing it anyway even if lolico said no. Occasionally users would see something new appear on the site, only for it to mysteriously disappear later.

Lolico expressed annoyance about the fact that kuz was featured in so much OC, yet lolico—the original founder of the site and the one spending hours each day developing it behind the scenes—was rarely mentioned at all. Heyuri users found this very funny, and made some consolation OC for lolico.

=== full article ===

The full drama wont be copied so read the full article here;

https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Drama

== Kolyma Network ==
[[File:Kolymaflag.png|thumb|Kolyma's Flag]]
KolymaNET also called Kolyma Network was a Aryan larp Russian-American organization technology company that in reality was just owned by a bunch of retards who larped as millionares and wealthy people.

According to Kuz it was made in 2005 but records show it must have not been made later than 2019 or 2020.

See more: [[Kolyma]]

== The Kuz Timeline ==
* Late 2019: Someone makes a steam group called 9channel that kuz uses as inspiration for his larp.
* 1 May 2020: Kuz's first known Heyuri thread where he obsesses over Tomo. <ref>https://archive.ph/KEFfH</ref>
* 30 August 2020: the earliest mention of kuz and kolyma in the 4chan archives. Anons confirm 9chan was bullshit and kuz was just a disgraced ex- Heyuri mod who claim to be an "internet entrepreneur" that they considered a lolcow. <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3421515</ref>
In a 2024 interview<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlc8OhV1N6g</ref>, Kaguya described the culture of Heyuri in 2020 as a "kuz fan club" "with a lot of other kinds of threads as well", "as he was a very active/popular co-admin then". "Afterwards, drama happening affected the culture and a lot of cultural threads were about what was happening around in the drama" (the conflict between kuz and Heyuri's founder lolico that ended the Heyuri golden age). "As of 2021, drama would cool down and kuz would start move away from Heyuri" (kuz was starting to set his eyes on soyjak.party instead). tl;dr kuz basically got a many glazers and turned the site into an attentionwhore's paradise, a model he would replicate when he bought the sharty in mid 2022. (literally every sharty admin since kuz has followed his lead and turned the site into a cult of personality, it's fucking crazy what % of threads are just about admins and admin drama (meanwhile these admins have ZERO personality or charisma but the hunkies just eat it up, I guess)) (evendoe admin drama is entertaining)
* 28 September 2020: kuz makes kuz.neocities.org, which is meant to look like it was made in 2015 by a kuz stalker from 9ch.

idk

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Nedelya

2026-09-03T04:53:14Z

Dooley:

{{Infobox person
|name=Nedelya Kuznetsova
|image=[[File:unknown.png|160px]]
|nationality=Russian
|gender=Female
|born=1999
|years_active=2021-2026
|occupation=Wife of [[kuz]] [[Kolyma]] employee
|known_for=Marrying [[kuz]]
|affiliation=KolymaNET
|status=Active
|wiki_account=[[User:Nedelya]]}}

'''Nedelya Kuznetsova''' (not to be confused with the [[Nedelya (Character)|Kuzzy mascot]] is the third and current wife of [[Kuz|Yuri Kuznetsov]]. She was born on March 15th, 1999 in Russia and married kuz on August 20, 2021.

Little is known about her, except that she is also a high ranking [[KolymaNET]] employee, who's old email was leaked during the Second Soyvil War, and spammed with lemonjaks.

This appears to be a marriage of love, as kuz often wrote about her when he was still in the Soysphere. Kuz has said she has "green eyes", which he apparently finds very attractive. She has made no public appearances.

On August 19th, 2026, she became an employee of modern day Kolyma, and began to improve [[KolymaPEDIA|this very wiki]]. She often talks with the other employees over IRC and plans many great ideas for the network. She also created several graphics to replace the stock Sharty ones on [[Kuzzy|The Kuzzy]].

Nedelya

2026-09-03T04:51:47Z

Dooley:

{{Infobox person
|name=Nedelya Kuznetsova
|image=[[File:unknown.png|160px]]
|nationality=Russian
|gender=Female
|born=1999
|years_active=2021-2026
|occupation=Wife of [[kuz]] [[Kolyma]] employee
|known_for=Marrying [[kuz]]
|affiliation=KolymaNET
|status=Active
|wiki_account=[[User:Nedelya]]}}

'''Nedelya Kuznetsova''' (not to be confused with the [[Nedelya (Character)|Kuzzy mascot]] is the third and current wife of [[Kuz|Yuri Kuznetsov]]. She was born on March 15th, 1999 in Russia and married kuz on August 20, 2021.

Little is known about her, except that she is also a high ranking [[KolymaNET]] employee, who's old email was leaked during the Second Soyvil War, and spammed with lemonjaks.

This appears to be a marriage of love, as kuz often wrote about her when he was still in the Soysphere. Kuz has said she has "green eyes", which he apparently finds very attractive. She has made no public appearances.

On August 19th, 2026, she became an employee of modern day Kolyma, and began to improve this very wiki. She often talks with the other employees over IRC and plans many great ideas for the network. She also created several graphics to replace the stock Sharty ones on [[Kuzzy|The Kuzzy]].

Nedelya (Character)

2026-09-03T04:50:44Z

Dooley:

{{OMGSISA}}
{{stub}}
'''Nedelya''', not to be confused with the [[Nedelya|KolymaNET employee]], is a character created to serve as a mascot for [[Kuzzy|The Kuzzy]].

Talk:Maya

2026-09-03T01:07:10Z

Dooley: Created page with "== this nigger == Stop claiming so many gets holy fuck--~~~~"

== this nigger ==

Stop claiming so many gets holy fuck--[[User:Dooley|Dooley]] ([[User talk:Dooley|talk]]) 01:07, 3 September 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Dooley

2026-09-02T05:39:35Z

Dooley: /* computer */

Doll

2026-09-02T05:38:32Z

Dooley:

{{Infobox person
|name= DOLL
|image=[[File:IMG 2797.png|300px]]
|gender=Male
|nationality=American
|years active=2022-present
|organisation=[[KolymaNET]]
|known for=On and off administrator of the Sharty Admin on the 'ki and soycraft
Former manager and later owner of the Sharty
|works=Many
|successor= Froot
|predecessor=[[kuz]]}}

'''Doll''' (Often stylized as '''DOLL'''), A.K.A. '''Leonid Kozakov''', was a "temporary" administrator of the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] who also oversaw some other Soysphere sites at the time. He came right after [[Kuz]] and is a [[KolymaNET]] employee.

== History ==
<s>Doll was born in 1991 in Vladivostok, Russia. Allegedly being the child of a prostitute, Doll was raised as the bastard brother of Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov on the outskirts of a village, several miles from the Kazakh border. Over the past decade, Doll likely played an important role in helping Kuz host his many websites. Not much is known about his life, but it has been confirmed that he is wanted as a war criminal in Russia for hiding Ukrainians in his attic during the early stages of the Russo-Ukrainian War. Doll is also wanted by INTERPOL for his involvement in selling biological weapons, human experimentation, human trafficking, murder, money laundering, and posting coal on Xitter.</s>

=== As Raikokubishi on Soycraft ===
Doll managed the Soycraft server under the username Raikokubishi. Early on in the server's history he said almost nothing and would give starting players a full iron set so they could survive the first few days of the server, but he became more talkative as time went on. Eventually in the first Q&A thread, he was asked if he was the same person as Raiko, and he confirmed he is Raiko. He oversaw a building contest held by Kuz. Doll said as long as no one causes excess drama on the server and players solve their own issues either via the in-game court or PVP that he would not intervene unless there was griefing done. At some point Doll hired lawhichcraft as an op for the server and has rarely made appearances after the build contest was completed, leaving the server in law's hands. Doll also assisted in the planning for the build contest along with Kuz, Sobot, and lawhichcraft.

=== As CHUD ## Manager ===
Prior to being temporarily made administrator of soyjak.party, Doll managed the mod team of the website and occasionally posted in threads as CHUD ## Manager. He was fairly well-known among users of the site before he became its administrator. There were 2 Q&A's that were done by Chud ## Manager prior to his name being revealed, but Doll stated that the first one was him and the second Q&A was done by someone else filling in for him that day as he was busy. He wasn't permitted to make changes to the site by himself, instead allowing Kuz to make changes and rely on Doll for their enforcement. Doll stated that (other than some notable exceptions like Sobot, Lolkek, and Red) all of the current moderation staff on the site were hired and trained by him over the course of the last year.

=== As administrator of soyjak.party ===
On April 17th, 2023, Sobot announced in a sticky thread on /soy/ announcing that Kuz would be departing from the site for an unknown period of time, with Doll acting as the temporary administrator in his place. This announcement caused many 'teens to be concerned about Kuz's wellbeing, with some even theorizing that Kuz had been killed and that the change in site leadership would be permanent. Notably, this announcement came after a credible threat was made towards a sheriff, weeks of 'p spam, and an announcement about cracking down on Sharty-related Discord servers, all of which may have taken a toll on Kuz.

He took the site and then crashed all the momentum Kuz built up and sold it to Froot. Some believe that every bad thing that has happened to the Sharty post-Kuz can be blamed on Doll. The [[Anton Maximov|Max]] story was likely something else as Doll seemed to have control over the site. Kuz's email seems to back this up as he felt the site was stolen from him.

== Facts ==

* Contrary to popular belief, he is not a developer, and he has stated "[for] most of the tech stuff I have to ask the developers for help."
* He had insider knowledge on Kuz's old 4chan purchase deal that ultimately never went through
* Doll allegedly only wanted to moderate soyjak.party because he thought Kuz would pay him
* Some believe Doll's wife was nonexistent or never had cancer and that this was used as a way to get money
* Doll begged for donations and when he did not get enough, he sold the site to Froot and shut down the Sharty for basically 3 weeks
* Doll hired several pedophiles and the site had the most pedophiles under his reign
* Doll is forklift certified
* Apparently, Doll called Kuz his "brother"
* Doll REALLY likes to call people "buddy" and "little buddy"

File:IMG 2797.png

2026-09-02T05:31:41Z

Dooley:

Anton Maximov

2026-09-02T05:29:36Z

Dooley:

{{larp}}
{{Infobox person|name=Anton Maximov|other names=yuka, levi or chood|organisation=[[KolymaNET]]|occupation=Director of the [[NSS]]|image=[[File:Max.jpeg]]}}

'''Anton Maximov''', or '''yuka''', claimed legal name '''Levi [[Joshua Ryne Goldberg|Goldberg]]'''<ref name=":0">{{Deadlink|https://web.archive.org/web/20230722170808/https://soyjak.party/soy/src/1689909262900.pdf}} (Dead Link/No Archive)</ref> was the "director" of the [[NSS]] (a division of his so-called company the "[[KolymaNET|Kolyma Network]]"), the manager of [[kuz]] and also the owner of the [[Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust]]. On the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]], he had posted under the handle '''Max''' ## Admin, <s>he is [[Admin_6]], the prophecised Anti Soot.</s>

<s>He is universally hated by 'teens</s> because he sold the sharty to the highest bidder and is probably one of the few things where Sootists, Kuzists, Dollists and [[Frenschan|off]][[Discord|-site]] [[Jakparty.soy|faggots]] all agree about, which could have resulted in The coal that is killing /soy/ if the wrong person had won. He also enabled [[porn]] ads on the sharty for an hour to extort 300 bucks out of [[DOLL]] showing the [[kike]]'s ability to squeeze the last few shekels out of an honest working white man.

It was possible that he was a [[kuz]] alter-ego, but the truth is not clear.

His philosophy of managing the site would later on evolve into cultural maxism, which is the secret sentiment of the [[Thekuz.win|nuuru]] administration.

== Early Life ==
[[File:Fafd0191-55fd-481b-8923-0787a9c06de8.jpg|thumb|oldfag meme modified to make fun of max's incompetence]]
[[File:Max looks like this.jpg|thumb|alt=max is a nigger|photograph of max in the act of killing the 'arty]]
[[Jews|He’s a Jew.]] that's Kuz

<s>Maximov came into kuz's life in 2008, likely taking advantage of a grief stricken, teenage kuzzy. According to a random document online, he was hired in kolyma in 2008, after Kuz’s wife died, and has been working as kuzs manager and personal slavemaster ever since.<ref>https://archive.fo/QWh0b#selection-80.0-80.1</ref></s> <- (nevermind, that was all a LARP) Once 'teens started digging up the TRhiH about kuz, he coincidentally got AIDS; and his so-called friend Maximov (who is the same person as him) made him dissolve his [[Kolyma|"company"]] and sign off 50% of his ownings<ref>https://gyo.tc/2026-0713-0635-28/https://t.me:443/kuztracker/41 ([https://archive.ph/Yj2CM Archived])</ref> to "cover his debt and medical bills". This apparently was not enough for Carter, who, a few weeks later, forced [[Doll]] to pay him over 10,000 to get the sharty back.<ref>https://archive.ph/uLbHt</ref> This, however, was '''still''' not enough for the shekelsniffer, who then charged doll hundreds of dollars worth of fees from everything ranging from electricity to gas, to ink and paper for the contract he signed. Seriously.<ref name=":0" />

== Chood ==
After Doll's closure of the site, it suddenly and unexpectedly returned on August 20, 2023 under a seemingly new administrator. At the time, his identity was anonymous, and by his own admission refused to namefag. Despite this, a common nickname used at the time was "Chood". This left 'teens to speculate, with some theorizing him to be [[Soot]], [[Kuz]], or Doll under a new pseudonym. Some religious parts of the Sharty believed him to be none other than Admin Ϫ, come to restore the Sharty to its former glory. His first act as admin after bringing the Sharty back up was to unban everyone who was banned during the [[Soypocalypse|Soypocalypse,]] wipe the catalog, and slaughter [[Baby bot]] in one fell swoop.

He would later implement a temporary measure against CP by disabling image upload and replacing every recent image with A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak with his mouth closed. Shortly after, his reign ended when he shut down the Sharty after four hours. This would mark his last public appearance.

Soon after, the Sharty returned under Froot and the reign of the Soyumvirate. A curious 'teen asked [[Doll]] in his QnA about Chood's identity, where Doll revealed that he was none other than Dr. E, acting anonymously.<ref>https://archive.is/KAcFe#116856</ref> The truth of the matter, [[though]], is that Chood was Max.

=== Cult of Chood ===
'''Cult of Chood''' An esoteric cult had risen around Max as Chood, centered on threads of appreciation that point out what a “gigachad badass” he was in his few hours of adminhood. These threads are, like the ‘zelligposters of old, necrobumped to no end, as part of a coordinated propaganda campaign for soyteens coming across him for the first time (as he is still rather obscure) to gain a favorable view of Chood.

Opponents are [[Schizophrenia|considered to be]] “Red” or [[Red|“Pollyanna”]]. There are rumors that the Soy Cabal are planning an assassination of Chood because of this, although this is unconfirmed. Froot purged Choodists on sight as he thought.{{CitationNeeded|He just did, okay?}}

{{quote|>Gloink, what a badass. He deserves that blunt.}}
<gallery>
File:ChoodϪ.png
File:ChoodAnime.webp
File:Choodcult1.jpeg
File:Choodcult2.jpeg
File:Badass.webp|HOLY SHIT GUYS
File:7497053C-19AB-48BD-80DB-F1D9B7151CFB.webp|HAIYYAHHGHHH *fights babybot coal*
</gallery>

== Fees Doll had to pay Max ==
Surprising absolutely no one, Max's bill to Doll looks like it was written up by Mr Krabs. Read it for yourself.<ref>https://archive.ph/o9jxt</ref>
[[File:Max's bill.jpg|thumb|{{quote|>I wanted to clarify that these fees were not unjust or unwarranted}}|200x200px]]
=== The Receipt Verbatim ===
* $2.00 - Cost of electricity during transfer period
* $5.00 - Processing fee
* $10.00 - [[Selfish Little Fuck|Unsightly website fee]]
* $10.00 - Changing of plans fee incurred by kuz backtracking
* $15.00 - Fee incurred by DDoS attacks
* $19.00 - Domain transfer fee
* $20.00 - Additional fees incurred from transfer of booru.soy
* $21.55 - Cost of gas when transporting physical hardware during repairs on July 17th
* $30.50 - Bandwidth fees
* $45.00 - Risk fee for [[‘P|dangerous]]/[[TND|hateful]] website
* $50.00 - Transfer fee
* $100.00 - Time spent working on the website this week in cost of wages
* <s>$150.00 - (WAIVED) Cost of hardware replacement</s>

=== Fees for the Contract<ref name=":0" /> ===
* $0.25 - Ink for printing fee
* $0.75 - Paper fee
* $1.00 - Reviewal fee
* $1.00 - Faxing fee
* $2.00 - ACH fee cost
TL;DR Don't toss coins off a bridge around Max because he'll fucking jump, break his arms, then sue you afterwards. Also keep in mind that this was ''on top of'' the $10,700 that max extorted out of doll after initially offering to sell to him for $6.5k.
== Crimes ==
* Selling the sharty which [[Doll]] already owned after [[kuz]] left, then turning it into an auction… just because!
* Forcing Doll to take out a loan, then milking him dry to the point of charging him for the gas bill
* Putting absolutely nigger ads on every page
* Being a hook-nosed jew
* Lying about kuz and taking everything he had<ref>https://archive.ph/7f9a7#selection-587.0-404.6</ref>
* Locked /qa/ (the Sharty board, but its likely that he had some role in The Great Soyset)
* Stood by while CP and the [[Baby bot]] ravaged /soy/
* Extortion
* Usury
* Tax Evasion
* White genocide
* <s>Commissioning dozens of bwno videos from cecefem</s> not yet but it'll probably happen
* Hating [[Soyteen|'teens]]
* <s>Giving [[Kuz]] AIDS by disguising as a prostitute</s> LARPy LARP
* [[File:The Sharty is over.png|thumb|the worst ideas anyone have ever thought up ]] More [[Judaism]]
* Indirectly leading to the [[Soypocalypse|First Death of the Sharty]]
* Being the #1 moustache twirling villain responsible for the [[Soypocalypse]]

== Depictions ==
At first, numerous variant:unknowns and generic [[Jews|jewish]] edits of popular variants were used to portray Max.<gallery>
File:Untitled80 20230720155615.png|ugly variant:unknown used to portray max
File:Natejew.png|[[Maxjak|the first popular depiction used on this article to portray max]]
File:Somekike.png
</gallery>Later on, Max was represented with an angry peach-skinned gapejak with red eyes and often a jewish nose, dressed in a red suit.<gallery>
File:Gapejak max.png|A popular depiction
File:Gapejak max admin.png|Kikey kike
File:Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse.webp|"Four Horsemen Of The Soypocalypse" by Chudavaggio. Max in the bottom left.
</gallery>Nowadays, the standard depiction of Max on the wiki is a variation of kuzjak with grey skin, a jewish kippah, orange glasses and a tracksuit with the [[Kolyma Network]] shield. Despite this, the older gapejak is still used. <gallery>
File:AntonMaximov.png|NuMax
File:SoypocalypseBand.jpeg|{{Quote|>WE ARE THE 'SHARTY-KILLING TRANNIES AND THIS IS OUR COVER OF "DISCORD" BY EUROBEAT BRONY!}}
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=== Alternative identities ===
''Main articles: [[kuz]] and [[Dr E]]''

According to the NEW FRQQTIST QRDER, Max and [[Dr E|Dr E/Chood]] are the same person; however it has not yet been fact-checked by Snopes. They also originally claimed that Max is [[kuz]]'s alter ego, but later retracted their statement.

== Sharty splinter ==
''[[Max's Sharty]]''

On the 14th of August /soy/ was locked (similar to how /qa/ was) and the board /bunker/ was made. Maximov was trying to get soyteens onto his shitty devyach.net/party bunker, which had no images (at first) and the most fugly UI imaginable. Thankfully most went to bunker.soyjak.wiki instead.

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File:MaximovThread.jpeg|retard!
File:ShittyUI.jpeg|only image I have of it
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== See also ==

* [[Kuz]]
* [[Cult of Chood]]
* [[Jews]]
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[[Category:Soylitics]]
[[Category:Russians]]
[[Category:Administrators]]

Max

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Dooley: Redirected page to Anton Maximov

#REDIRECT [[Anton Maximov|max]]

Max

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Dooley: Created page with "<nowiki>#</nowiki>REDIRECT max"

<nowiki>#</nowiki>REDIRECT [[Anton Maximov|max]]

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Dooley: Brimstone bullshit

== Summary ==
Brimstone bullshit

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Dooley: Wtf even is this drawing

== Summary ==
Wtf even is this drawing

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